What to do between now and November

Forever… till November!

Dear Twihards,

We still have 56 days till the big dance aka when Breaking Dawn Pt 2 comes out and seriously, thats a long time. Like almost 2 months. What are we supposed to do? Well, have no fear I’ve come up with this short list of stuff for you to do in the mean time.

– Start running suicides to prepare for the running of the Twihards. Aka when they hand out wrist bands for tent city before the premiere.

– Begin your Twilight memories quilt to bring with you to tent city / the midnight screening. Gather up those old (ugly) tshirts from hot topic. That shirt you ripped off Charley bewley at that last twicon. The sam bradly tshirt you drunkenly bought at a concert one night and inevitably never wore. You get the idea.

– Go to the Twilight marathon. Wear you wolf costume or your Bella’s wedding dress. Act out every scene and annoy the movie goers around you.

It totally DOESN’T look like this

– Finish that oatmeal cableknit sweater you started back when you first read Twilight. We have it on good authority that someone who’s names rhymes with “Smedward” will be there wearing a sleeveless one.

– Prepare your most embarrassing questions for the Breaking Dawn Con in LA.  Extra points if they mention “Jacob shirtless,” someone’s boyfriend being english, a mini cooper, or how someone’s love is unbroken. Extra extra points if the trinity actually shows up.

– Reread Midnight Sun. Remember when that was a thing?

– Write your own ending to Midnight Sun. Oh waaaait.

I’m going with the cable knit sweater option. Come quick November 16! COME.QUICK.
Moon

What are you doing in the meantime? Are you coming to LA for the premiere?

  • stupidshiny

    OMG robsweater = orgasm at the computer! Lucky I’m not at work…

    • TeamJacobEdward

      I have the oddest urge to go curl up in a sweater…

      • MariaCecilia

        …preferably with Rob still inside it.

  • TeamJacobEdward

    OMG. Suicides. We called them killers in my neck-o-the-woods. But that mention just flashed me back to high school. Ugh. I hurt just thinking about them but yet have the strange urge to start running them to get in better shape. I hated them but they worked…

    • TeamSeth

      Wait… are you coming to LA?!!!

      • MarbleNutSlut

        TS, SissyP and I are going to hold hands the whole way there. The only sound being “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” interspersed with sips from airline gin and tonics. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee SSSSSIP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

        like that.

        • Sisterpenguin

          Yeah, we’re gonna do rounds and everything

          • TeamSeth

            I can’t wait. I fucking love gin and annoying the shit out of people on airplanes by making a monotone noise for 5 hours straight. #bringitonbitches

        • KStewBoy

          Trio of gloating braggarts. Drunk gloating braggarts who are going to LA for the BD2 premiere… *grits teeth in jealousy wishing he could be in the middle seat*

      • TeamJacobEdward

        No. *kicks imaginary rock* I wish.

        • Sisterpenguin

          Booo. We shall imagine you’re there and make toasts in your honour. Hourly

  • TeamJacobEdward

    Holy God. Thank you Moon. That sweater pic of Rob is exactly the type of picture you’d want to pull out when someone says they don’t think he’s that attractive or they don’t get why people think he’s hot. THIS! This pic demonstrates exactly why. How someone could look at a pic like that and be left unaffected is beyond me.

    • Sisterpenguin

      Ummm. I’ve tried, I really have but still…. nuttin’.
      Don’t hate me

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Baffled, yes. (Even after seeing his GQ spreads?) Dumbfounded, definitely. (Vanity Fair shots? Really? No? I don’t get it)

        But hate you? Of course not.

        • Sisterpenguin

          Yeah, the occasional shot is mildly appealing but then he moves or talks and just ruins it all ;-)

          • MariaCecilia

            *disapproving stare*

          • KStewBoy

            I’m with SissyP, nothing moving downstairs for me either ;)

          • MarbleNutSlut

            But the moving and ESPECIALLY the talking is the best part! Word Vomit is my favorite. I loves me some dorkatude.

          • The Old One

            You’re English, too, right? I think it may have to do with being too closely related or something, like you wouldn’t find your brother or first cousin attractive (one would hope), even if all the girls at school swoon over him?

          • Sisterpenguin

            What??!! Wash your keyboard off young Old One. I’m a true blue Aussie who just happens to have lived here two passports worth so I can also reject him on the basis of him being a whinging Pom (but I’m sure he’s a lovely young man).
            Mr Sheen Welsh sparkle peen all the way. And I do mean ALL the way

          • TeamSeth

            *snorts* ALL the way. #unf love me some sheen peen. Even Mr Seth likes “that pedantic guy from Midnight in Paris”. Mmmmm.

  • TeamJacobEdward

    I wish I was going out to LA. I’ve been wanting to join you girls out there for #leghitch2010 and #bustedheadboard2011 so much but it never worked out. I was holding hope for #battleroyal2012 but sadly that to won’t happen.

  • JustthetipEH

    I’m coming! I’m coming! (twss) Still trying to come up with the perfect sign…. (Rob, say something stupid please!) I can almost taste the In n’ Out burger.

  • http://twitter.com/krisula krisula

    I know! Twihards get out the vote.

  • MariaCecilia

    Cable knitting is actually quite difficult – I think I’ll go with tying myself up in knots over pictures of Robward instead! November, oh thou most desirable of months…:)

  • Sisterpenguin

    Preparation has commenced: madly trying to lose 5 stone before the flight over but then figured work it to my advantage – I can squash people in my way

    • MariaCecilia

      I wasn’t aware that they started weighing people in at airports? The nerve!

      • KStewBoy

        Yeah, and if yer over, they store you with the luggage. Not fun.

      • Sisterpenguin

        Close to. I know of people told to pay for two seats. Not there yet

    • GoWithIt

      I had plans to lose weight before the trip too, and there was time! Haven’t lost a pound. I’d have to stop eating for the next month and a half, and I’ve started my day with 2 squares of Lindt Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate, dried apricots and a latte. At least it wasn’t 2 bars. I’ll work out today…..my 9th grade English teacher told me I work chubby well anyway.

      • MarbleNutSlut

        Chubby chicks are hot. <3 I've been doing boot camp & calorie counting and haven't lost a pound, either. So last weekend I had fried chicken and waffles and this morning was donuts. Because fuck it.

        • GoWithIt

          I agree to agree. Seeing as I haven’t lost a pound that I haven’t gained back in the last 6 months of trying, it is time to eat fried chicken and donuts. Won’t look as good as I had planned in my cop shorts though.

          • Sisterpenguin

            Yep. Today’s snack was crumpets. With honey. Best not to ask

  • debbiedoo89

    i don’t suppose y’all are interested in becoming obsessed about something else??? i have fallen in love with charlie hunnam in sons of anarchy…they are both british so in my mind charlie is one of rob’s britpack. sons of anarchy is based on shakespear also…hamlet…so they have that in common…and sons is a little cheesy so there is plenty to be second hand embarresd about….just sayin’ :)

    • celestialchic

      Charlie Humunumunanomnomnomnom, and yum.

  • Luludee

    I really want to come! Maybe not actually to the premier so much, per say, but definitely to hang with LTT-ers. What is the plan, by the way?

    • Sisterpenguin

      That’s why I’m going. Wait, there’s a film showing as well???!

      • TeamSeth

        I know, right! I can’t wait for Bella’s Blood and drunk Kiowa guitar playing.

  • GoWithIt

    WHY HAS THE L.A. PREMIER DATE NOT BEEN ANNOUNCED?

  • Sisterpenguin

    Did I mention I’m getting in the mood S Meyer style? Going to Muse concert 30 Oct. Let the wild frolicking commence

    • TeamSeth

      Then visiting ME! :D

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