Rob’s New Fragrance!

Smells like… how do you say… ah yes, SEXY.

Hey Guys!

Rob is the new spokeswhore (TM Dlisted) for Dior Men’s Fragrances. I know, right??!?! I guess people think he smells like stuff other than stale cheetos and the inside of a second hand clothing shop. Shocking. So clearly, Rob needed a way to pay for his new pad since he dumped the old love nest (too many memories. And stains). So enter Christian Dior and their office full of Robsessed ladies and here we are: Robert Pattinson face of Men’s Dior Fragrances.

So I got to thinking if Rob’s the new face of these fragrances, what would they smell like? Well, have no fear people I’m here and I have a warped creative imagination!

Dior Italiano – It smells like a pizza rolled up and stuffed in a sweaty men’s Italian leather shoe, that’s been worn through a dirty puddle behind Ye Rustic Inn.

Dior Angeleno – It smells like an old gym sock worn to a PF Chang’s Rock N Roll Marathon after a trip to the dog park where it accidentally stepped in dog poop.

Dior Robbe – It smells like an ’86 BMW full of greasy old In-N-Out bags on fire in the number 4 lane on the 405 North.

Dior Unbroken – It smells like adolescent tears drying on a copy of “Forever” by Judy Blume loaned out from the public library.

In light of the recent Brad Pitt Chanel Fragrance commercials there is one thing for sure: I CAN’T WAIT to see the commercials/print ads Rob’ll do for Dior. We need Rob talking about scents, and men, and life and love and he has to use the word “essence” a lot. We’d also like him to look super hot. Come on Dior DON’T LET US DOWN!!!

Smell ya later!
Moon

 

  • BeaDee

    Hahahahaha! The first thing I thought when I heard this news was, “I hope there’s a commercial as awesomely horrible as that Brad Pitt Chanel one.” And I scroll down and there it is. This is why my love for you guys is irrevocable.

  • http://palitodecafe.blogspot.com konneko

    Ahahahahahaha, poor Rob, who in The world want to smell like him!?

  • MariaCecilia

    Oh, this is perfect! Rob can re-use his Edward persona and be tweed-serious in commercials for three years straight! THIS is the extension of the Twilight franchise, people, little 30 second snippets of Forever! Plus, now I finally know I’ll be able to spot Rob in airports wherever I go. In the fragrance section. On a poster. (Will there be life-size cutouts??)

  • fromMoantreal

    That was a little harsh. Dior has very decent scents for men, plus he’s scoring major points because he’ll get to wear Dior suits whenever he wants ;)

    Can’t wait for the posters, I’ll get to see his pretty face everyday at work :D

  • Sue G.

    For the

    Dior Italiano – It smells like a pizza rolled up and stuffed in
    a sweaty men’s Italian leather shoe, that’s been worn through a dirty
    puddle behind Ye Rustic Inn.

    wouldn’t it smell like a hot pocket? Not a pizza!

    • Venom

      Or a pizza hot pocket?

  • Venom

    Dior Immortal-Lilac, honey and sun.

    Dior for her-Essence de armpit?

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    “I came from the People, they need to adore me, so Christian Dior me, from my head to my toes” #nameThatTune

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