I haven’t seen BD part 2 yet. Not like that biatch Moon who saw it last week & texted me this:
And ALL I keep hearing (even the official Twilight Facebook page mentioned it today) is about THE ENDING. THE ENDING.
At first I Thought they were just sad about THE ENDING cuz #RIPTwilight but apparently SOMETHING happens in the end. Something BIG.
A CULLEN SURPRISE (okay made that last one up)
And it got me thinking….. what COULD it be?
1. Does Stephenie Meyer wake up in her bed and we realize it was ALL just a dream? (that would be amazing FYI)
2. Do ALL the Cullen’s die & the wolves too and they all end up in Vampire-Werewolf heaven where surprisngly they get along & can stand the smell of each other?
3. Does Esme’s child come back to life?
4. Do we get to read Midnight Sun ON THE SCREEN?
5. Does Leah FINALLY get a man?
6. Is an announcement made that Stephenie is busy at work on Jacob-Renesmee Trilogy?
7. DO WE GET IN REAL LIFE CONFIRMATION THAT ROBSTEN IS REAL?
8. After the non-fight do the Volturi, Cullens, Werewolves & friends all grab a family-style dinner at The Olive Garden?
9. Using new, magic never-before-seen-technology does a real-life Edward Cullen come out on 3D and individually leg-hitch each girl in the audience?
10. Does MUSE join Rob Pattinson, Nikki Reed & her husband around the piano to sing an EPIC version of Bella’s Lullaby?
No seriously… I have NO idea what it could be. I know this saga SO well (i read Breaking Dawn twice guys!) and I cannot for the life of me imagine what would be a BIG surprise!
What do you think?
PS: If you know– don’t give it away!
PPS: As you’re readnig this I’m probalby on a plane to LA! #RIPTwilight here I come!
PPPS: are you using our Twilight week hashtag with everything you do? “#RIPTwilight I Just took out the trash.” “#RIPTwilight I just read some fan fic”
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