More information about Camping for Breaking Dawn part 2

Dear LTTers representing on the campground (aka hard pavement in LA) in November,

Summit has released some important FAQs for camping and the official Camping Registration Site is LIVE (but REGISTRATION is not yet live. That will be at 12 pm PDT  on 10/13. Find the site here: http://www.bd2premiere.com.

Here is a basic recap of the camping details:

Your tent cannot look like A hot Pocket Fort:

Nor can you bring your creepy Eddie van:

and leave your fancy trailer at home for vacations with the Lautner family:

If you follow those rules you should be fine!

Love,
UC

The REAL FAQs after the jump! Continue…

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Breaking down the New Breaking Dawn Stills Vanity-Fair style

Dear Breaking Dawn Part 2,

Sometimes you have NO news and we’re like “ummmm what are we gonna post about” and then you have way too much news and we’re like “ummmm let’s break down a couple pictures vanity fair style” which is exactly what we did

Breaking Down the New Breaking Dawn Part 2 Pictures Vanity Fair Style

UC: awww… i just got a warm fuzzy for Bella & Edward. i want to read twilight #1 again. before the end. THE twilight

Moon: no fuzzies for me:  she looks a bit annoyed. WE SHOULD! Let’s Re-read!

UC: okay! And Yeah.. she does look annoyed. maybe sex is “meh” as a vampire? it’s better as a human?

UC: or maybe she’s just gassy and he’s really trying to get her in the mood

Moon: he’s not wearing the oatmeal sweater she likes

UC: its the only thing that turns her on anymore… so tired after long days chasing deer & a child… keeping chris hansen at bay away from Jake…. she usually likes to turn in right at 9. but when he puts on that cutoff white button down (growl sound)

Moon: she tries to fake like shes asleep. but when that sleeveless button down is on…. it’s on

 

Moon: dear father… we ask that this evening will be fruitful. that we’ll kill all opposing vampire theats

UC: That I don’t get a knot in my long lucious locks

Moon: we ask that there be a vidal sassoon saloon with 3 open appts on the way to the airport

UC: and that you continue to bless me every day as you already have by providing me with a girlfriend MUCH hotter than myself

Moon: and that everyone will stop yelling FABIO any time we go out

UC: who banged Ryan Gosling first

Moon: also please enhance my “performance” i mean he IS the gosling, i have a lot to live up to

UC: And thank you for letting me call her “Beller” as it’s mighty fun

Moon: amen

UC: WHAT is behind them? statues?  darth vader?

Moon:  darth vadar and a replica of kellan pantless. Oh and God

 

Moon: this is the exact same position the paparazzo was in when he caught me in the mini cooper.

UC: hahahahah


UC: this photo is just odd:

#1 those look like the boots I wore like 10 yaers ago so it looks dated

#2 her hair looks like mine when I go to Florida

#3 I want that closet

#4 I’d take that vampire husband

#5 are they living in Martha’s Vinyard?

#6 Or maybe Martha Stewart styled their closet?

Moon: probs. i bet shes pissed martha dumped the grody sneakers

UC: #7 do we think Edward GIFTED her this closet? B/c Bella was probably like “ummmm what am I going to do with this place?”

Moon: totes GIFTED

UC: I have no idea what grody sneakers are. but I bet they’re funny. I forget: Does Vamp Bella start to like fashion?

Moon: beller is super underwhelmed and edward is laughing his ass off

UC: or is that just an Alice Cullen fantasy? Also REMEMBER THAT ALICE IS BARELY IN BD PART 2? I’m sad

Moon: alice buys her all the stuff

UC: That made me so sad in the book

Moon: i know super sad especially for white yorkie. but lets hope he didn’t FINALLY sign up for email alerts when we post so he doesnt see this and not go with us

UC: hahaha i think he already bought his ticket. Phew. we’re safe

Moon: whew

Moon: multiple options here: is this rock ONLY 3 carats? is this what my skin looks like after i take a shower?

UC: I have nothing to say here. NEXT

Moon: what are they fighting over. GO: that she can sing better than nikki reed?, whether or not her and rob will pose tgether on the red carpet

UC: That that girl from 90210 was actually only really eating a bannana that one time; Taylor’s sexuality; Kellan’s sexuality

UC: If ROBSTEN is unbroken or not

Moon: rob is whispering “broken”

UC: if Kellan got those muscles naturally

Moon: who gets to go out with rob later; whether her hair is real or weave; whether HIS hair is real or weave/plugs

Moon: he’s going bald, right??

UC: Whether or not he can actually afford a Lamborghini lease (yes i think so); Who has to talk to Jackson’s girlfriend

Moon: HAHAHAA. the best…speaking of….

Moon: REALLY, is this the BEST photo they could get??!!!

UC: Jackson hasn’t had much sleep. give him a break

Moon: i mean i know Jackson looks like a slow catfish these days, but really?? mid-blink?

UC: plus his pocket chain is making him think it’s the early 90s. and he’s confused

Moon: also the wallet chain??? 100% jackson

UC: WHY IS ALICE THE WORST DRESSER??

Moon: dude thats the craziest part!!!

UC: and are you noticing what I’m noticing? I THINK JACKSON’S HAIR IS REAL

Moon: shes supposed to be a fashionista and she looks like a kindergarten teacher in most of the movies

UC: they have BILLIONS of dollars and they put her in the rejects from gap 3 years ago

Moon: i can forgive ALL of this is jackson’s hair is REAL. NEXT

Moon: this deserves ltt christmas card photoshopping

UC: Yes it does. Very much. I’m excited for December because of this pic. I’ll also add a creeping Chris Hansen in the background… b/c.. I mean

Moon: also we’ve talked about how that jacket IS robs, right??

UC: is this Renesmee’s first day of kindergarten? When she’s 2 weeks old right? And NO we haven’t but it is..also Taylor looks cute SIDENOTE: ALSO Gill Birmingham (aka bill black) is in the worst show of the fall: Vegas. And Mr. Choice said “Look! His legs are healed!” also Bella looks so… twilight mom here. is she wearing a banana clip?

Moon: oh mr choice. OMG poor bella. it was a quick trip was cool high schooler to harried mom

UC: haha

Moon: that updo

Moon: this proves sue and charlie are doing the nasty right???

UC: yes. It also proves that Sue dresses cooler than Bella

Moon: right?!

UC: I wonder if Charlie is thinking about the Revolution here. and wondering when the lights are going to go out. I am

Moon: and charlie dresses cooler than edward

UC: this is cute.. i bet Charlie grandpa scenes will be cute

Moon: he’s definitely worried if jd pardo/nahuel is gonna try to slice his neck open or bow and arrow him from the nearby woods

UC: i think Charlie actually steals the scenes.. all of them. event he ones he’s not in. Twilight should be renamed Charlie Swan.

Moon: he does. charlie swan, the scene stealer. since the beginning: 2008

It’s true. Charlie Swan might be the best thing about Twilight.

Love,
UC & Moon

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All the Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere deets you’ve ever wanted to know

Dear LTT,

Breaking Dawn Part 2: Have you heard of it? Well it’s out soon & there’s gonna be a premiere. People camp out for these things. I know, shocking right? Here is what we know:

The process to attend this year’s Fan Camp will happen in 4 phases:

Phase 1: Fan Camp Registration

Phase 2: Fan Camp Drawing

Phase 3: Fan Camp Ticket Notification

Phase 4: Fan Camp Check-in

Also no drugs are allowed aka no fun* (ALL the camping details in their glory are available below, after the jump)

But I’m more concerned with what we don’t know:

I know which guy from the trinity gets to sleep in HER sleeping bag

1. What time will Rob be by with breakfast hot pockets in the morning?

2. How will the contest work to win a night with Rob & Taylor in your tent? Rumor has it it might be a lottery, but they’re still considering a silent auction for charity. You don’t need retirement, right? The kids don’t need Christmas presents for the next 10 years do they ? There’s nothing better to spend your life’s savings on than this opportunity for a Jacob-Edward threesome. And by threesome I mean a twosome between you & Rob while Taylor watches karate chop vidoes on YouTube.

3. Who will be headlining the concert for the fans? I hear it’s between some band no one yet knows but everyone will know later this month when the soundtrack is announced, a 100 Monkeys reunion show, Anna Kendrick and her friends from Pitch Perfect or Muse.

These two weirdos think they’re SO funny

4. Also unknown is which unemployed desperately in need of money Twilight actor with be MCing: so it could be any of the new vamps or one of the wolves. Or Bree Tanner.* Poor kid

5.  Will there be a tent for people who want to live the 50 Shades Lifestyle? <— click that

6. What will the dress code be? Can you wear merch from Breaking Dan Part 1? Will you be shunned if your night shirt is from Water for Elephants? Will there be prizes for fans who actually found Abduction t-shirts to wear? What if you spent all your money getting to LA and bidding on the date in the tent that you can’t afford to buy new merch and so you have to wear your old Hot Topic digs from the original Twilight premiere– will that be allowed? With that terrible security guy who thinks he’s the $h*t kick you out? Will someone with shiny new Nordstorm Breaking Dawn Part 2 merch get your spot in line?

We have a few e-mails into Summit asking these very important questions & will let you know as soon as we know something.

Love,
UnintendedChoice

So.. are you gonna be there? Please say yes! We want to hang!

*Member when Bree Tanner was a thing? Have you read it yet?

*Don’t do drugs.

After the Jump, get ALL the Breaking Dawn Part 2 Camping Details: Continue…

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New Faces Friday: Joe Anderson

Dear LTT,

HERE IS THE BIG ONE YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR: A preview of our New Faces Friday interview with Joe Anderson.

You know him, right?
Well DUHHH It’s Joe Anderson, guyz!!!!! He plays Alistair (Oh NOW you know who he is.. right!?)

Learn all about Joe over on Page to Premiere (formerly His Golden Eyes) today & catch a preview here:

Hey Guyz! I’m Joe!

How much did you know about Twilight before you auditioned or before you got the part?

Joe Anderson: I wasn’t living on Mars so I knew a lot about it. Friends of the family as well were a little younger than I am, young girls, and they were huge, huge fans so when they found out that I was going to have something to do with it, my street cred went through the roof. So there was a gathering and watching of films together and getting excited about it. I’d seen all of them (the movies) I think by the time I was shooting in Canada.

Does that mean you haven’t read any of them?

Joe: No, you know interestingly enough, no, I did pick around the books. The interesting thing with Alistair is that the way he is used in the film versus the books is slightly different. For me it was more about taking this rather aloof character and developing him. And as an outsider, you know I wasn’t part of the previous movies, so I sort of felt like I had a bit of room to kind of play with this guy because none of the other characters quite knew what to expect and what have you. So it was quite freeing – quite fun to sort of go in there and really sort of invent something.

Catch the rest over at Page to Premiere.

Xo,
UC

YEP. That’s all I got today. Can work just.. STOP?

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Countdown to THE END: Things we need to do before THE END of The Twilight Saga

Dear LTT,

Moon & I had a blog meeting last week to discuss the “Countdown to the End.” I know, I know. You don’t want to admit it, neither do we, but the end of the Twilight saga is coming & so we discussed things we want to do here on LTT this fall. One of those things is throw a big party in LA on November 11th (tentative but most likely date) Are you gonna be there? Good. Keep checking here for details. You’re invited.

But as I’ve been thinking through THE END (I think from here forward this should be capitalized just like ROBSTEN) I’ve been struck with how many things we haven’t yet accomplished. And I started making a list. Guys: We have A LOT to do between now and THE END. Some of it seems possible. Some…. not so much. I rated the possibility next to each item from 0-10. 0 means it’s impossible (or the opportunity passed) and 10 means HECK YEAH IT’S (probably not but maybe could but probably won’t) HAPPENING:

Here is what’s on the list:

1) Family dinner at the Olive Garden with the Lautner Family  10

2) Try on those damn contacts that everyone complains about so much. HOW BAD CAN THEY BE. REALLY?  8

3. Drink out of little bottles with Butt Crack Santa 8

4) Bang Rob. Really missed the boat on that one… We had a chance a few weeks ago when ROBSTEN was broken  10

5) Board game night with Ashley and Kellan. Wearing snuggies of course 9

6) Save Rachelle LeFevre’s Twilight career 0 (sorry about that Rach!)

7) Moon-UC-Big Daddy Lautner family photo. Get it printed on canvas & hang it above my bed when Mr. Choice isn’t looking 10

8) Shag Jackson after a 100 Monkeys Show 0 (damn, someone beat us to it. And by someone I mean a lot of people)

9) Wednesday night Bible Study with Kellan Lutz. Of course our first book we work through will be 50 Shades of Black & White: A Biblical Response to 50 Shades of Grey (it’s a real thing)   10

10) Big BBQ and bonfire with the original gangastas aka the Cullen Family over at Moon’s house.  10

11) Give nipple clamps or cheese wheels to a new cast member  0 (unless it still counts if we do it at the premiere in November? Then 10)

12) Family game night with the Meyers. Gotta make my famous Nachos for Pancho 10

13) And while we’re there steal their yearbook & look for the REAL Nacho. *wink* 10

14) Awkward interviews with Kristen because we know that she knows (what we said about her) 10 (but I kinda want it to be a 0. *scared)

15) Roleplay Renee and Phil meeting Charlie and Sue Clearwater at the wedding/baby shower/1st family christmas  10 (because WE NEED MORE ROLEPLAYS (remember the first one!?)

16) Be a famous fanfic author. Make $200,000 per day 10 (You read Moon’s “INSIDE OUR HOME” story Right? Brilliant)

Looks like we have a REALLY good chance of getting most of this done this Fall! Man we’re gonna be busy.

Counting down the days (and then crying into my pillow) until THE END (FYI 51…),
UnintendedChoice

Do you occasionally read LTR too? Go over there for a special message today. We banged Rob. (NO we didn’t. but go anyway)

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