Dear Military service people, fallen heroes, deceased vampires and those who have gone before us-
Today is Memorial Day here in the states, it’s a day set aside to remember the past, people who have passed on in our lives and also to thank our service men and women for protecting and serving. We here at Letters to Twilight and Letters to Rob salute you and thank you for you service to our country! Without people like you we wouldn’t be free to profess our love for a British Boy, wear cute outfits like Ms. Stewart over there, or be free to write a snarky blog about vampires.
Today we’ve dragged Kristen Stewart out in her campy military finest to pay special tribute to the following:
James – You certainly made for interesting sport and fodder for the first book/movie but I have to say I’m glad your creepy trailer trash-y self won’t be around for another movie
Victoria – We will most definitely miss your faboo hair after Edward rips you limb from limb in Eclipse. It’ll be awesome but we’ll miss seeing a kick ass girl uh well… kicking ass!
Harry Clearwater – we barely knew ye… but anyone who fathered Seth Clearwater, makes the best fish fry in Forks and is Charlie’s BFF MUST be good people!
Jasper Whitlock – Thank you for your valiant service as a major in the Confederate Army before you were unceremoniously turned into a vampire and then helped train and lead the New Born Army… though I’m not quite sure that kind of army is something we celebrate on Memorial Day but we’ll use any excuse to talk about Jasper
Army Unicorn – our very own unicorn commenter who happens to serve and protect each day in the US Army. We <3 ya!
Have a wonderful holiday… cook lots of cured meats and we’ll see you back here tomorrow and back to our regularly scheduled programming
Tags: , army, Army Unicorn, blog, british, Confederate Army, Eclipse, Hale, Harry Clearwater, James, Jasper Whitlock, Kristen Stewart, memorial day, military, New born army, remembrance, Robert Pattinson, service, thanks, Twilight, united states, vampires, Victoria