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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:16 am

kelbel75 wrote:Jodie: my son overheard me telling my daughter the "sticky" joke, and reminded me of some of the other "weird" jokes I've told him in the past; so I thought I'd share before I forget them again ;)

Q: what do you call a fly w/no wings?
a walk


Q: what do you call a sheep w/no legs?
a cloud


I don't know why he doesn't think they're funny :roll: :P


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby kelbel75 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:25 am

two more:

Q: why can't you play cards in the jungle?
there are too many cheetahs


Q: wanna hear a good joke about pizza?
nevermind, it's too cheesy
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:28 am

kelbel75 wrote:two more:

Q: why can't you play cards in the jungle?
there are too many cheetahs


Q: wanna hear a good joke about pizza?
nevermind, it's too cheesy


*snickers*

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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby kelbel75 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:30 am

sorry for subjecting everyone to those :? I'll "torture" you w/this instead...

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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby amynkansas » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:12 pm

and old fashon FMF....the way God inteded it.

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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:24 pm

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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby Alexandra » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:39 pm

An old fashioned FMF is very much needed today.

Bitchy rant ahead. Feel free to ignore.

Ugh. I left the house without breakfast or caffeine. I didn't get to go to the cafe at work to grab something because, a meeting that I had set up for 10 was moved to 9 with less than 5 minutes warning. Making me late for a 9:30 meeting that I was supposed to attend. I walked into the 9:30 meeting late and got dirty looks. After the meeting the guy giving me the dirty looks (my colleague from another group, NOT MY BOSS) called me into his office to discuss how important it is that I support his section and how disappointed he was that I was late. . . UGH! Assface, I was meeting with my boss and her boss! Then I had another meeting. Still no food or caffeine. :twisted: Finally I went to lunch with a friend and decided that since it was raining out I'd drive the block and a half to lunch instead of getting wet. After lunch I realized that I lost the parking garage ticket. :evil: And it cost me $20 to get my car out. I tried to talk my way out, explaining that I only parked there for less than an hour . . . . and failed miserably. Fuck. I SHOULD HAVE WALKED.
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby Alexandra » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:42 pm

amynkansas wrote:and old fashon FMF....the way God inteded it.
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Me too, Ron, me too. Bothered!
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:51 pm

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amynkansas wrote:and old fashon FMF....the way God inteded it.
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Me too, Ron, me too. Bothered!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sorry you're having a bad day. I hope you told Assface that if he has a problem with your promptness he should take it up with your boss's boss who delayed you.
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby kelbel75 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:53 pm

amynkansas wrote:and old fashon FMF....the way God inteded it.

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watcha think JodieO, should I show them what real thrusting is ;) or are they not ready for that yet? :P
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:56 pm

kelbel75 wrote:
amynkansas wrote:and old fashon FMF....the way God inteded it.

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watcha think JodieO, should I show them what real thrusting is ;) or are they not ready for that yet? :P


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just make sure you spoiler box it if you do!

(Haha! I said box.)

(I'm 12.)

And if you do post those, then I urge everyone to BRACE YOURSELVES before clicking. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby kelbel75 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:59 pm

JodieO wrote:
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amynkansas wrote:and old fashon FMF....the way God inteded it.
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Me too, Ron, me too. Bothered!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sorry you're having a bad day. I hope you told Assface that if he has a problem with your promptness he should take it up with your boss's boss who delayed you.

is he over you in any way? it's one thing to "mention" it in passing, but to take you into his office and reprimand you like he was your boss or something would make my blood boil! :x were you sure to tell him that you were not aware of the change in meeting time until it was impossible to get there? :roll:
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby kelbel75 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:04 pm

JodieO wrote:
kelbel75 wrote:
amynkansas wrote:and old fashon FMF....the way God inteded it.

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watcha think JodieO, should I show them what real thrusting is ;) or are they not ready for that yet? :P


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just make sure you spoiler box it if you do!

(Haha! I said box.)

(I'm 12.)

And if you do post those, then I urge everyone to BRACE YOURSELVES before clicking. :shock: :shock: :shock:

are you insinuating that I am irresponsible? did I not warn you with multiple "OMG!!"s :lol: and a "NSFW" tacked on at the end, for good measure? ;) :P
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:07 pm

kelbel75 wrote:are you insinuating that I am irresponsible? did I not warn you with multiple "OMG!!"s :lol: and a "NSFW" tacked on at the end, for good measure? ;) :P


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I did see the million OMG's, but I did NOT see the NSFW at the end. And somehow the 'RICHARDPORN' in the middle translated to "HANDPORN' in my brain. It was not hand porn at all.
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby Alexandra » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:09 pm

kelbel75 wrote:
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Me too, Ron, me too. Bothered!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sorry you're having a bad day. I hope you told Assface that if he has a problem with your promptness he should take it up with your boss's boss who delayed you.

is he over you in any way? it's one thing to "mention" it in passing, but to take you into his office and reprimand you like he was your boss or something would make my blood boil! :x were you sure to tell him that you were not aware of the change in meeting time until it was impossible to get there? :roll:


He's not in any way my supervisor. And he did make my blood boil. He didn't want to hear about why I was late, but I told him anyway. Assface. And he just came into my office sweet as punch to ask me to meet with him on something on Monday, and I told him I had to check my calendar and get back to him. :roll: I'm in such a pissy mood now that even the venti Peppermint Mocha from Starbucks isn't really helping. UGH!
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby Alexandra » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:10 pm

JodieO wrote:
kelbel75 wrote:are you insinuating that I am irresponsible? did I not warn you with multiple "OMG!!"s :lol: and a "NSFW" tacked on at the end, for good measure? ;) :P


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I did see the million OMG's, but I did NOT see the NSFW at the end. And somehow the 'RICHARDPORN' in the middle translated to "HANDPORN' in my brain. It was not hand porn at all.


My brain translated it to "HARDPORN". ;)
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:11 pm

Alexandra wrote:
JodieO wrote:
kelbel75 wrote:are you insinuating that I am irresponsible? did I not warn you with multiple "OMG!!"s :lol: and a "NSFW" tacked on at the end, for good measure? ;) :P


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I did see the million OMG's, but I did NOT see the NSFW at the end. And somehow the 'RICHARDPORN' in the middle translated to "HANDPORN' in my brain. It was not hand porn at all.


My brain translated it to "HARDPORN". ;)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby kelbel75 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:15 pm

Alexandra wrote:
JodieO wrote:
kelbel75 wrote:are you insinuating that I am irresponsible? did I not warn you with multiple "OMG!!"s :lol: and a "NSFW" tacked on at the end, for good measure? ;) :P


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I did see the million OMG's, but I did NOT see the NSFW at the end. And somehow the 'RICHARDPORN' in the middle translated to "HANDPORN' in my brain. It was not hand porn at all.


My brain translated it to "HARDPORN". ;)

wishful thinking? :P

and handporn is an everyday thing for me ;)
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby kelbel75 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:23 pm

well, enough with all this small talk, here they are :twisted:
(remember: multiple "OMG!!"s and a big "NSFW" ;) )

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the socks! :P
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby Alexandra » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:28 pm

Hey Jodie, is it snowing there yet?
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:37 pm

Alexandra wrote:Hey Jodie, is it snowing there yet?


It's been snowing all day. :? We've gotten about 3 fluffy inches so far. It's slowed down a bit now, but it's going to get way worse tonight and tomorrow. That's when we are supposed to be buried.
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:37 pm

kelbel75 wrote:well, enough with all this small talk, here they are :twisted:
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the socks! :P
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**my DH is sitting on the opposite end of the couch from me while I'm posting these, he has no clue... :lol:


Is he aware of your new obsession at all?
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby Alexandra » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:04 pm

JodieO wrote:
Alexandra wrote:Hey Jodie, is it snowing there yet?


It's been snowing all day. :? We've gotten about 3 fluffy inches so far. It's slowed down a bit now, but it's going to get way worse tonight and tomorrow. That's when we are supposed to be buried.


I was just wondering. Mom talked with Nana last night and she was hunkered down. (Really, she doesn't have to go anywhere, and she lives in an apartment building. All she as to do is sit by the window and watch the snow come down. Someone even cleans off her car and moves it when they need to plow the lot. Snow would be fun if we didn't have to worry about going anywhere or shoveling it. . . ) Are you staying in tonight?
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby JodieO » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:14 pm

Alexandra wrote:
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Alexandra wrote:Hey Jodie, is it snowing there yet?


It's been snowing all day. :? We've gotten about 3 fluffy inches so far. It's slowed down a bit now, but it's going to get way worse tonight and tomorrow. That's when we are supposed to be buried.


I was just wondering. Mom talked with Nana last night and she was hunkered down. (Really, she doesn't have to go anywhere, and she lives in an apartment building. All she as to do is sit by the window and watch the snow come down. Someone even cleans off her car and moves it when they need to plow the lot. Snow would be fun if we didn't have to worry about going anywhere or shoveling it. . . ) Are you staying in tonight?


Clearly I need to move to wherever Nana lives.

Yeah, I have no plans to go anywhere. I actually don't mind driving in the snow so long as no one else is on the road or it's not dark. I may or may not really enjoy driving rather recklessly in the snow because I think it's fun to skid all over the road...
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Re: What's the Haps, Chaps?

Postby Alexandra » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:30 pm

JodieO wrote:
Alexandra wrote:
JodieO wrote:It's been snowing all day. :? We've gotten about 3 fluffy inches so far. It's slowed down a bit now, but it's going to get way worse tonight and tomorrow. That's when we are supposed to be buried.


I was just wondering. Mom talked with Nana last night and she was hunkered down. (Really, she doesn't have to go anywhere, and she lives in an apartment building. All she as to do is sit by the window and watch the snow come down. Someone even cleans off her car and moves it when they need to plow the lot. Snow would be fun if we didn't have to worry about going anywhere or shoveling it. . . ) Are you staying in tonight?


Clearly I need to move to wherever Nana lives.

Yeah, I have no plans to go anywhere. I actually don't mind driving in the snow so long as no one else is on the road or it's not dark. I may or may not really enjoy driving rather recklessly in the snow because I think it's fun to skid all over the road...


Look out kids! :o Here comes Jodie!!!! (And I think you are probably 40 years too young to move into Nana's building. ;) )

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