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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby nepenthean_kiss » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:31 pm

lol...he was almost (and by almost, I mean not even close) as popular as Rob :P
I think FakeRob was jealous...do you remember that guy??? :roll:

ps- what part of CT are you from, Dazzledtodeath?
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby superhumanmoron » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:35 pm

Crazy? Well, I am going to name my unborn child Renesmee if it is a girl. Does that count??


I am totally kidding, by the way. It's going to be Esme Renee. ;) Crazy for me isn't crazy to others, but 1) I read the books. Yep, crazy. I hadn't read a book since college and read the 4 in a week, staying up to wee hours of the morning to do so which is also completely out of the norm for me. I normally doze off on the couch by 10. Party animal here. 2) I went to the Hot Topic midnight dvd release party at the mall with all the pre-teens. My BFF and I totally schooled those tweens at the trivia games.

I know, pretty tame. I try to keep my fangirl mostly on the inside! :D
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby zephyerSky » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:25 pm

You all in here are so amazing and funny. You're kids are all so cute. Natasha your's are dushi - did I get it right? I learn so much from you all.
D4 hahahahaha :lol: You kill me. Have a talk with my DH and tell him that I'm normal please.

OK question of the day what have I done hmmmmm.

Well I am an adult, college educated woman that gets all tingly and fangirly when I see a guy 10 years younger than me.

1) I own a Twilight shirt and I wear it (mostly just when I have to do things at my oldest son's middle school. It embarrasses the hell out of him). My DH bought it for me for Christmas.
2) I own a pocket Edward he lives in my van. I occasionally talk to it while I'm driving. Yes I have taken pictures of it in various places.
3) I read fan fic (which I use to mock mercilessly) until all hours of the night. Seriously just last night I was up til 5am. And now I even write it. :oops:
4) I stayed up way late in a chat room 3 nights straight relaying messages from Emme and Moon's first hand accounts of seeing Rob and then was to giddy to sleep because someone I know saw him in the flesh.
5)I watch shows like TCA and don't leave the computer on days like Com Con.
6) my kids tell people that Rob/Edward is my boyfriend and I'm starting to be ok with that.
7) I beg my guy friend with a British accent to say things so I can close my eyes and pretend he's Rob talking. I'm also trying desperately to get him to read Rob's POV's in I Love LA and submit it to Twilighted's mp3 fan fics
8) I guess my craziest thing is making Rob Porn. I don't know why I find it so amusing to take pics of Rob and add the captions but I do. My kids have all caught me making it too at least they haven't told the grandparents yet. I can just hear that conversation. *cringe*
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby lovebeingme » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:52 pm

zephyerSky wrote:You all in here are so amazing and funny. You're kids are all so cute. Natasha your's are dushi - did I get it right? I learn so much from you all.
D4 hahahahaha :lol: You kill me. Have a talk with my DH and tell him that I'm normal please.

OK question of the day what have I done hmmmmm.

Well I am an adult, college educated woman that gets all tingly and fangirly when I see a guy 10 years younger than me.

1) I own a Twilight shirt and I wear it (mostly just when I have to do things at my oldest son's middle school. It embarrasses the hell out of him). My DH bought it for me for Christmas.
2) I own a pocket Edward he lives in my van. I occasionally talk to it while I'm driving. Yes I have taken pictures of it in various places.
3) I read fan fic (which I use to mock mercilessly) until all hours of the night. Seriously just last night I was up til 5am. And now I even write it. :oops:
4) I stayed up way late in a chat room 3 nights straight relaying messages from Emme and Moon's first hand accounts of seeing Rob and then was to giddy to sleep because someone I know saw him in the flesh.
5)I watch shows like TCA and don't leave the computer on days like Com Con.
6) my kids tell people that Rob/Edward is my boyfriend and I'm starting to be ok with that.
7) I beg my guy friend with a British accent to say things so I can close my eyes and pretend he's Rob talking. I'm also trying desperately to get him to read Rob's POV's in I Love LA and submit it to Twilighted's mp3 fan fics
8) I guess my craziest thing is making Rob Porn. I don't know why I find it so amusing to take pics of Rob and add the captions but I do. My kids have all caught me making it too at least they haven't told the grandparents yet. I can just hear that conversation. *cringe*


Can I just say that I NEED to hear I Love LA OUTLOUD! GAH! That would be so awesome!!!

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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby lovebeingme » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:05 pm

DOH!

I got all excited at the thought and forgot to give a little Mom intro.

I'm Jaime, 33 married 2 years to an *ahem* pretty good guy.
I am the mother of 2,
Madison is 13
Dresden is 1

I took a bit of a break between kids, lol.

My Twiobsession is not a secret. I tried to hide it for a long time, but we live in Florida, away from family and friends, and my Husband is the only person I have to talk to, so he has become my honorary girlfriend. He's getting very tired of me making him look at pictures of Rob. lmao

I think I'm going through some kind of "I'm getting old" funk and the Twiworld/Rob helps me escape (so does the vodka or red wine).

I'll try to post some pics tomorrow, outta time right now.
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby dazzledtodeath » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:33 pm

nepenthean_kiss wrote:lol...he was almost (and by almost, I mean not even close) as popular as Rob :P
I think FakeRob was jealous...do you remember that guy??? :roll:

ps- what part of CT are you from, Dazzledtodeath?


Yeah, Chad was popular with the ladies-and he knew it too.
FakeRob-hahaha, you mean Rob's hair double? Everyone would start to swoon when his hair came into view. But he's about six inches shorter than Rob. And not as cute as Chad. That was a good day, even minus Rob. Hubs and I went to see Harold and Maude in Bryant Park after Rob gave us the slip.
I'm in southern Fairfield County-you?
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby nepenthean_kiss » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:51 pm

dazzledtodeath wrote:
nepenthean_kiss wrote:lol...he was almost (and by almost, I mean not even close) as popular as Rob :P
I think FakeRob was jealous...do you remember that guy??? :roll:

ps- what part of CT are you from, Dazzledtodeath?


Yeah, Chad was popular with the ladies-and he knew it too.
FakeRob-hahaha, you mean Rob's hair double? Everyone would start to swoon when his hair came into view. But he's about six inches shorter than Rob. And not as cute as Chad. That was a good day, even minus Rob. Hubs and I went to see Harold and Maude in Bryant Park after Rob gave us the slip.
I'm in southern Fairfield County-you?



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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby Linuz » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:05 pm

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D4ean wrote:Hi (<-----New Guy here)

Our youngest is smi-addicted to the song Super Massive Black-Hole and they ask for the "Bella Movie" (Twilight) as part of the regular rotation of DVD's they watch.


Dude, that's not fair. Do you have any idea how many times I've seen Happy Feet?


As many as me? :D Both in English and Norwegian.... but, hey; Happy feet is the better stuff! Mickeys playhouse...aaaa....
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby Linuz » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:13 pm

Bellasnemesis wrote:Hey, ladies and gents. Everyone's kids are so adorable. I love seeing people I've been reading on the comments come post over here and get some insight into who they are.

Linuz: What a cutie pie your little one is! What type of architecture do you do? Commercial? Residential? That is a talent I would have loved to have.

MWAH!


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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby Bellasnemesis » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:22 pm

Kiss: I wish I had a teenaged daughter I could squee with. How fun! Niiiiice pic, too. I'm so jealous you were so close to the man.
Dazzled: Highlarious. Your DH totes busted you.
Belle: You sent Rob a SHIRT!? Now, that tops 'em all. Awesome. He totally wears it, I know!
Moron: I almost fell off my chair with the child naming. Glad you were able to school the school girls.
Zephyr: I lllllooooooovvvve your Robporn! It's the best. Today's was absolutely brilliant. Keep it coming. Feel free to make some for us Milfs!
Hey, Lovebeingme! Love your handle. I'm totally in the "I'm getting old funk," too. Twilight has actually helped that a bit (as well as the booze!).


So, my craziest thing I've done is (besides all my adventures of Pocket Eddie schtick - catch our Facebook group - Where in the World is Pocket Eddie).....I went to 100 Monkeys two nights in a row. I shipped my kids off to my mom's house for the weekend, had a Twi-friend come up (Cazza - she comments a lot on LTR/LTT, we used to be neighbors), and we did all sorts of fun shiz over TwiCon weekend (I'm in Dallas). We went to the convention center where it was being held and saw the crazy first-hand and became very second-hand embarassed for many a fan. We saw 100 Monkeys on Friday at 1:30 in the freaking morning. Then the next day, we went and stood in line for several hours to get a stupid autograph from the dudes, fell IN LOVE with Jackson (he is sofa king adorable), saw them play again, then ran to another bar down the road to catch the Brit Pack who didn't start playing until well after mindnight. They were all amazing. It was crazy. I hadn't been up that late (voluntarily) since college (maybe law school). The next day, we found out Jackson was at Barnes and Noble signing autographs, so we stalked him over there, too. We had to be covert to get to him, though. They were blocking the escalators, not letting anyone up without a pass, so the smart cookies we are found the elevator, and up we went. It was so fun, and I would do it again tomorrow.
I am now BEGGING my sister to score me some tickets to the New Moon premier. She lives in LA and has many connections in the biz, so fingers crossed for that one.
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby Bellasnemesis » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:27 pm

Couple of pics from my non-TwiCon weekend.
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby nepenthean_kiss » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:38 pm

Bellasnemesis wrote:Couple of pics from my non-TwiCon weekend.
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The "E" is for Edward AND Eclipse. Multi-tasking tatoo.



Bellas:"sofa king adorable" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: love it! good luck & hope you get your tickets...I'm sooo jealous :mrgreen:
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby sweetmel21 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:57 pm

I'm new obviously since my status is Virgin, but in reality I'm not since I'm posting in the TwiMilf's Haven.

Any way, My name is Mel and I have a 3 year old daughter. I don't think she knows that I am obsessed with Twilight, I know my husband that I'm in the process of divorcing knows. He hated it.

I don't think I'm done anything crazy twilight related other than reading LTT or LTR or joining this forum.

Here is a pic of my little girl. Her dad called me today and told me she has the flu. But this was taken a couple weeks ago.

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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby nepenthean_kiss » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:18 pm

Welcome Sweetmel21! your little girl is adorable...hope she feels better soon :(
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby sweetmel21 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:19 pm

nepenthean_kiss wrote:Welcome Sweetmel21! your little girl is adorable...hope she feels better soon :(


Thanks.

I forgot to say that everyone here has the cutest kids. TwiMilf's make beautiful babies.
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby nepenthean_kiss » Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:18 pm

hahahahahhahaa :lol: :lol: DH missed Rob's first appearance on stage @ TCA and asked me to back it up!! no one can resist :P
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby southernbelle » Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:42 pm

Good evening y'all!

Zeph----u make awesome Robporn!

Bellasnemesis - those pics are awesome! I haven't had a girls night out since my daughter's been born. I go to a large mommy and me playgroup...I would just love to be able to hang out w/ girlfriends like you do...oh well when DD is older!

Everyone's kids are so adorable! I don't know how to post a pic here....heheh.


So this evening I let my 23 month old daughter stay up a little later...OMG she and I watchedTeen Choice Awards. We were both screaming each time Robert was shown on the screen! I can sorta imagine my DD and I being like Rory and Lorelai in Gilmore Girls!!!! Anyway, 9:30- I said ok DD, gotta go get some sleep now LOL.
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby zephyerSky » Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:56 pm

southernbelle wrote:Good evening y'all!

Zeph----u make awesome Robporn!

Bellasnemesis - those pics are awesome! I haven't had a girls night out since my daughter's been born. I go to a large mommy and me playgroup...I would just love to be able to hang out w/ girlfriends like you do...oh well when DD is older!

Everyone's kids are so adorable! I don't know how to post a pic here....heheh.


So this evening I let my 23 month old daughter stay up a little later...OMG she and I watchedTeen Choice Awards. We were both screaming each time Robert was shown on the screen! I can sorta imagine my DD and I being like Rory and Lorelai in Gilmore Girls!!!! Anyway, 9:30- I said ok DD, gotta go get some sleep now LOL.


Thank you. And I would love for me and my DD to be like that too. So far though she has more interest in Star Wars and and boy things. :( Makes my DH very happy to share things with her.
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby chimaera2009 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:56 pm

zephyerSky wrote:Thank you. And I would love for me and my DD to be like that too. So far though she has more interest in Star Wars and and boy things. :( Makes my DH very happy to share things with her.


Interest in Star Wars = AWESOME (unless we're talking prequels here)
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby Bellasnemesis » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:09 am

OK, ladies and gents. Here is our QOTD:

Justin Chong -- WTF???!!!
Discuss....
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby LaPush Baby » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:01 pm

Bellasnemesis wrote:OK, ladies and gents. Here is our QOTD:

Justin Chong -- WTF???!!!
Discuss....


Hee hee. I was glad to see him there, maybe he has some good lines in NM to look forward to.... :lol:

Is he really 30?
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby D4ean » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:34 pm

OK, ladies and gents. Here is our QOTD:

Justin Chong -- WTF???!!!
Discuss....



I'm sorry, did you say something? It didn't start or end with 'Ashley' so I wasn't paying attention.....



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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby DeepSouthCullenLover » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:42 pm

Waves!
I'm Meg, and my obsession is nearly unknown. My DD calls my cd of Rob's singing "the Handsome Voice". DH just shakes his head when he catches me looking at photos of Rob. That's about as crazy as it gets though.

Justin Chong? WTF?
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby Bellasnemesis » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:18 pm

LaPush, if Justin has some good lines in NM are you going to change your handle? I hope not. Loves it!! If he IS 30, I need to get a hold of whatever he's smokin. I could use a little fountain of youth potion.

Hey, Meg!! Welcome to the Romper Room. Pull up a bean bag and stay a while!
Welcome, Mel! Cute spawn you have there. Meg and Mel. That may get confusing.

Belle - get yourself a GNO pronto. I swear, my girl time makes my life so much better. I'm going on a girls weekend next weekend with 6 of my BFF's and so can't wait. We're going to see Wicked and chillax in my favorite city - Austin.

Zeph: Star Wars - she's gotta start somewhere! Maybe Harry Potter is next, then Twilight?

So, Justin. Seriously, WTF. I said it in the comments, but I'll say it again here. He looked like he is going through a sex change operation. Why weren't Mike or Christian or Anna there? Why was Justin the Chosen One? I just thought it was really strange and random. Don't get me wrong. His character cracks my shit up in the movie, but still.

D4: Ashley did look smokin, no? Have your scourged the net to find the nekked pics? Any luck?

So, anyone have any fun plans for the weekend? WAIT, is it only Tuesday. Crap. I'm getting ahead of myself.

One DD is at dinosaur camp, the other is with my mom, the baby is sleeping, so I think I'll go take a bath. Should be cleaning, but a bath sounds so much better, no?

Have a super day, biotches (and Dadicorn).
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Re: Romper Room- A TwiMilf's Haven

Postby pixiechick » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:18 pm

D4ean wrote:
OK, ladies and gents. Here is our QOTD:

Justin Chong -- WTF???!!!
Discuss....



I'm sorry, did you say something? It didn't start or end with 'Ashley' so I wasn't paying attention.....



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