Oh, Inverted World

[veddersgirl]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5131144/1/Oh_Inverted_World

Edward is the resident bad boy at the Catholic high school of St. Teresa's Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.


I am really liking this story. Potty Mouthed Edward and lots of angst.

Sass, I think u might like this one. Catholicward might help you with your Darkward withdrawals.

[DeviKalika]

Thank you so much for creating a forum for my story and for reccing it. I'm really excited to see what people think of my beloved, angsty Catholicward.

Chapter 3 will be posted as soon as FFn's Document Manager comes back up. *grumbles*

-Kali

[Sass]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5131144/1/Oh_Inverted_World

Edward is the resident bad boy at the Catholic high school of St. Teresa's Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.


I am really liking this story. Potty Mouthed Edward and lots of angst.

Sass, I think u might like this one. Catholicward might help you with your Darkward withdrawals.

GAH!! OMG, what a combo, a bad-ass, potty-mouthed Edward and he is Catholic?? Be still my heart...thanks for thinking of me, love, you da best!!! *smooches and hugs*

[Sass]

Just read the first two chapters...I am hooked...really intrigued. I was surprised to read that Edward was still a virgin I thought for sure he would have banged every chick in his class, lol. And his dream was yummy, made me all squirmy, heh.

Can't wait for the next chapter!!

Oh, and does anyone know what the translation was for the Latin at the end of chapter? At least I think it is Latin, lol, since they are in Catholic school. I tried translating on the web, could not get anything other than a few words...must research more.

[pixiechick]

Off to check this out. What is it about potty-mouthed Edward we love so much??

[DeviKalika]

Oh, and does anyone know what the translation was for the Latin at the end of chapter? At least I think it is Latin, lol, since they are in Catholic school. I tried translating on the web, could not get anything other than a few words...must research more.

Thanks for the awesome comments!
I'm about to post chapter 3, which has a translation of the Latin.

It's actually the first line of the Act of Contrition. “My God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee, and I detest all my sins...”

[javalicious]

I started this today per Sass' request and was sucked in immediately. Looking forward to chapter 3!

[Sass]

Oh, and does anyone know what the translation was for the Latin at the end of chapter? At least I think it is Latin, lol, since they are in Catholic school. I tried translating on the web, could not get anything other than a few words...must research more.

Thanks for the awesome comments!
I'm about to post chapter 3, which has a translation of the Latin.

It's actually the first line of the Act of Contrition. “My God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee, and I detest all my sins...”

Thanks for that! I should know that, since I am Catholic, but obviously not a good one, lol.

[Sass]

Loved Chapter 3! Poor Edward, I am dying to know who it is that he thinks he killed. Glad he has a cool priest to confess to...that Catholic guilt can be a bitch!! lol

Can't wait to see how he approaches Bella!!

[javalicious]

Virginal Catholic School Boy Edward FTMFW!!!

[Jules3]

I'm really liking this story. Young Catholic Edward reminds me a little of Darkward . About who is it that he kill? mmm maybe he had a sister? I'm just speculating. Will have to wait and see.

[Rubytuesday]

Yep... I'm tending toward some accident with younger sister that's led to dysfuncional family/guilt issues for young Edward too.
I'm sucked into this FF already {I hate that it's so new because my 'waiting for updates' patience level is minus thousands }.

Well written DeviKalika and I care for your characters already ..... thanks for being a quick updater, although I realise your real-life will probably slow this down soon, also sad as I may seem I me love some virginal Edward...why is that? I sometimes worry about myself.........

[DeviKalika]

I'm sucked into this FF already {I hate that it's so new because my 'waiting for updates' patience level is minus thousands }.

Well written DeviKalika and I care for your characters already ..... thanks for being a quick updater, although I realise your real-life will probably slow this down soon, also sad as I may seem I me love some virginal Edward...why is that? I sometimes worry about myself.........

Thank you so much! It really makes me swoon every time someone says such nice things about this story. <3

I plan on continuing to update as often as the writing comes out. Chapter 4 should be finished tonight but then I will probably have to wait on my beta before I post it.

I'm glad you guys are enjoying the story, and it makes me so happy you love Catholicward as much as I do. :>

-Kali

[veddersgirl]

WooHoo! I'm so happy that u guys are enjoying this story. Yay for Catholicward!

[Sass]

WooHoo! I'm so happy that u guys are enjoying this story. Yay for Catholicward!

Fake lesbian kisses to you for rec-ing it!! This kind of angsty story line is my favorite. But you knew that, didn't you?

[DeviKalika]

Chapter 4 is almost finished, and I'm starting to edit it and put on all the finishing touches. I'm going to try to get it posted tonight. Here's a little teaser for you guys, as a thank you for being really absurdly awesome.

At 2:25 exactly, I am standing outside Venus Envy, pacing back and forth and generally acting like a complete chickenshit. I've tried to tell myself that this is no big deal, that guys talk to girls all the time, but this is, in fact, a huge fucking deal. I don't talk to girls. I don't talk to anyone. But Christ, I want to talk to this girl.

I sit down on the sidewalk with my back pressed to the pink-painted bricks of the building and my knees pulled up to my chest. I pull out a cigarette and light it, taking a long drag through the filter. I hold the heat in my lungs, savouring the burning sensation. When I exhale, I close my eyes and try to think about this like a rational fucking human being. Bella is just a girl. I know nothing about her, except that she's fucking gorgeous, doesn't get her skin tone from a goddamn tanning bed, and she apparently listens to Tool.

Okay, so that pretty much makes her my dream girl. But who the fuck knows? When she opens her mouth to do anything unrelated to retail bullshit, she might be a complete bitch. Or worse, she could be a total fucking moron. I have no way of knowing unless I talk to her.

Then again, if I don't talk to her, I'll never have to find out. If she's a goddamn airhead, then the fantasy of Bella is better than the real deal. Maybe I'm better off being a complete pussy. I groan and, without opening my eyes, stub out my cigarette on the sidewalk. How the fuck am I ever going to pull this shit off? I start knocking my head roughly against the brick, hoping to force some goddamn sense into myself.

“Careful,” a voice says. “I think you might already be damaged enough.” A shadow moves over me, and I open an eye to look up at whoever the fuck is interrupting my little fit.

Melted milk chocolate gazes back at me.

Shit.

[veddersgirl]

WooHoo! I'm so happy that u guys are enjoying this story. Yay for Catholicward!

Fake lesbian kisses to you for rec-ing it!! This kind of angsty story line is my favorite. But you knew that, didn't you?

*SMOOCHES* I know u so well Sass. That's why we are FF Twinners.

[veddersgirl]

Chapter 4 is almost finished, and I'm starting to edit it and put on all the finishing touches. I'm going to try to get it posted tonight. Here's a little teaser for you guys, as a thank you for being really absurdly awesome.

At 2:25 exactly, I am standing outside Venus Envy, pacing back and forth and generally acting like a complete chickenshit. I've tried to tell myself that this is no big deal, that guys talk to girls all the time, but this is, in fact, a huge fucking deal. I don't talk to girls. I don't talk to anyone. But Christ, I want to talk to this girl.

I sit down on the sidewalk with my back pressed to the pink-painted bricks of the building and my knees pulled up to my chest. I pull out a cigarette and light it, taking a long drag through the filter. I hold the heat in my lungs, savouring the burning sensation. When I exhale, I close my eyes and try to think about this like a rational fucking human being. Bella is just a girl. I know nothing about her, except that she's fucking gorgeous, doesn't get her skin tone from a goddamn tanning bed, and she apparently listens to Tool.

Okay, so that pretty much makes her my dream girl. But who the fuck knows? When she opens her mouth to do anything unrelated to retail bullshit, she might be a complete bitch. Or worse, she could be a total fucking moron. I have no way of knowing unless I talk to her.

Then again, if I don't talk to her, I'll never have to find out. If she's a goddamn airhead, then the fantasy of Bella is better than the real deal. Maybe I'm better off being a complete pussy. I groan and, without opening my eyes, stub out my cigarette on the sidewalk. How the fuck am I ever going to pull this shit off? I start knocking my head roughly against the brick, hoping to force some goddamn sense into myself.

“Careful,” a voice says. “I think you might already be damaged enough.” A shadow moves over me, and I open an eye to look up at whoever the fuck is interrupting my little fit.

Melted milk chocolate gazes back at me.

Shit.

OMG! Awesome! I can't wait to read the next chapter. So excited. This def made my sad face go away.

[javalicious]

Aeeeeeiiiiiieeeee!!!! Can't wait! Thank you for the teaser! Love Virginal Catholic School Boy Edward. Have I mentioned that yet?

[DeviKalika]

Aeeeeeiiiiiieeeee!!!! Can't wait! Thank you for the teaser! Love Virginal Catholic School Boy Edward. Have I mentioned that yet?

Thanks! I love him too. Something about him being a bad boy with a vulnerable underbelly...

[Sass]

Mmmm, thanks for the teaser!! I am sooo excited to see where this story goes!!

[LolaShoes]

I have a question. When you want to fangirl all over someone's ass, can you literally lick them? Or is it better form just to squeal? Because I'm not much of a squealer, but I'm a great licker, and this story is fucking OWNING ME.

[DeviKalika]

I have a question. When you want to fangirl all over someone's ass, can you literally lick them? Or is it better form just to squeal? Because I'm not much of a squealer, but I'm a great licker, and this story is fucking OWNING ME.

Well, young lady, to answer your question:

Yes, it's completely fucking appropriate to lick someone when you want to show extreme fangirl love. In fact, it's what I plan to do to you when I see you in July. Just a heads up.

[DeviKalika]

Chapter 4 is up! Hopefully you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5131144/4/Oh_Inverted_World

[dizzylizzy]

Oh, wow, TY soooo much for posting this, it's amazing!! I went to Catholic school for 13 years, so angsty, penitent Edward totally rocks my world