Dear Twilight lovers,
I have to apologize. I really goofed up. I’m really nervous to admit this and I hope you forgive me. Go easy on me okay? It’s been a long week and I accidentally clicked on the snail & dragon penis Moon posted Friday 3 times, so I’m a bit fragile. And plus with the news of Hughbert- Rob possibly being in love with a handsome Australian man- this is just the icing on the cake. I was bound to mess up. You can’t be perfect for forever. And you have to admit I’ve been pretty damn near perfect since we met. Okay, I’m stalling…
I forgot about Bella & Edward’s anniversary. (cowering in fear) I KNOW- what kind of Twilight blogger am I? I should be ashamed of myself. I missed a perfectly good oportunity to give a “Twi Dork of the Day” award out to whoever remembered that fact.
Thanks to TwiCrack Addict for reminding me and being the winner of our VERY FIRST Twi-dork award! This means nothing except you have bragging rights. You can make people respect you more by saying “I was a Twi-Dork on Letters to Twilight- listen to me dammit!” (To be fair, Moon gets Twi-Dork of the day awards quite often from me when she pulls names like “Kiowa” (the wolf) outta thin air & the date when Rob signed on to Twilight)
Am I forgiven? Perhaps you’ll forgive me after I leave you with some anniversary images. And my opinion on them, of course.
- They are very well done
- They are also very 2nd-hand embarrassing. Cuz it’s really Rob & Kristen. Not Bella & Edward. And they’re just kids, fooling around in a hotel room while Rob learns where the “little man in the boat” is.
- But they should also hang on to the images. In case he learns where the little man is… and they one day tie the knot…
There’s a debate going on about which anniversary this is. Is it 5 years? Just 1? Or 3? I’m really worked up about it. I really need to know. Just kidding. I don’t give a crap. Happy Anniversary Edward & Bella- I hope you feast on a big ass giraffe or elephant or something on an anniversary safari trip to Africa….I’m sorry I missed the actual day of your anniversary- I could’ve had Moon photoshop something brilliant in your honor- like you taking a elephant ride through Kenya and then after you’re done, chowing down on the very same elephant.
Forgive me friends…. I have… sinned,
Annversary Banner by Everglow- who could technically get a Twi-Dork award of the day from Twicrack since they were the ones that reminded them of the anniversary! Pass on the Twi-Dork love!
3rd image: ivabella via FanPop
Tags: , African Safari, Bella & Edward's Anniversary, bella swan, edward cullen, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, the cullen wedding, Twi-dork of the day award, twi-dorks, Twilight, Twilight Fans, wedding anniversary, who gives a crap