(Sing the letter title to the tune of “Oh where oh where has my Little Dog Gone”)
As you can see we don’t have a new letter today. I think Moon’s internet broke last night at work and at home. I told her I thought Armageddon hit Los Angeles because of all the sin. And of course by “sin” I mean that one time when Kellan & Anna-Lynn hit up a Motor Lodge in Studio City. And once when Olive Garden ran out of breadsticks & Big Daddy called in Taylor to karate chop the chef. (Chef= guy making $6.00/hour to heat stuff up in the oven). And also the cardinal sin of Rob Pattinson being in LA last weekend while Moon was not.
Yes, this is why Moon’s internet broke. And this is why there is no LTT today. Blame it on the motor lodge/breadstick guy/Rob Pattinson. Oh, and Summit. Because that’s just what we do here at LTT.
“Shiloh was my runner-up for Edward in “Twilight” but he and Kristen [Stewart] didn’t have the instant chemistry lock that is now well-known.”
Ohhh Cathy- give it a rest! We know- YOU are the reason for the magicness. It was probably in front of YOUR fireplace that they first made love on the bear skin. It was on YOUR video camera that their connection was first noticed and you watch it every night before you go to bed because it’s “Groovy.” We know. And until you release that video with the proof of the “magicness” no one cares…
In other news, I’ll probably see this movie. If not in the theaters, definitely when it’s on that free movie channel On Demand.
It has come to our attention that tomorrow is “Have sex with a guy with a mustache” day. It’s for Cancer. It would be horrible if it didn’t happen. And you see…… you’re the only one I know with a mustache right now. So I’m just putting it out there- I’m willing. For cancer, and all. And since tomorrow is the official “Have sex with a guy with a mustache day,” I can bet there are tons of others who feel the same way.
Born-again virgin no more! Get out that little comb & make it happen. There are plenty of gals who wouldn’t mind a mustache ride. For cancer, of course.