It’s THIS big? Handtalkers interview Stephenie Meyer!

Dear LTT-ers and Stephenie super fans,

It’s Friday again so time to roll out some more of our interview with Stephenie Meyer. We’ve told you all about “Leghitch, hunt, imprint” and we’ve even showed you how well Stephenie can perform the leg hitch and how we drooled over Xavier together. Now it’s time to hit up the never ending fountain of awesome that is the pictures from the interview. Who knew 4 hours worth of pictures of a couple people around a table could be so interesting?

Roll that beautiful bean footage…

Moon: So Stephenie, I was wondering how big the fish Charlie catches on a Saturday out with Harry Clearwater… are they this big? What about Robert Pattinson’s feet? They’re pretty large right? Tell us more about what size he’s working with…
UC: That’s why he’s always tripping, right? Size issues… down there?

Stephenie: Guys, it’s all pretty normal. Like the size of my hand here… not that big of a deal.

Twilight Series Theories: But if you stretch it out would it be the size of the bacon on my plate or the piece of melon?

Twilight Series Theories: Ok, ok… what if you smooshed it?

Twilight Source: Stephenie, what about if you REALLY get in there and jiggled it around, really shook it, would it still be that size?

Twifans: We’ve taken the liberty of drawing up a few options of what we think if could be last night in our hotel room. You don’t have to answer but if it’s smaller, cough twice and if it’s bigger, wink your left eye

Twifans: Wait, was that two winks or one?

Meghan: Guys, trust me she’s not lying I’ve seen her sketches in her notebook. It’s really this big.

Twilight Source: So we’re talking about a foot? Or two glasses of Butter Beer stacked on end? Or maybe it’s the same length as Harry’s wand?

Stephenie: Really?! I choose you all to interview me instead of major news outlets and this is what you ask about?

Moon: Alright. Point taken. So, Stephenie… we figured out the length, but what about the weight… could I hold it in this hand without assistance?
Stephenie: Oh my god! You guys… trust me. *coughs twice*

COME ON who doesn’t love a size joke?!

Happy Friday!

What were we talking about? And how big IS it? If you could ask Stephenie anything NOT Twilight related what would it be?

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