It’s THIS big? Handtalkers interview Stephenie Meyer!

Dear LTT-ers and Stephenie super fans,

It’s Friday again so time to roll out some more of our interview with Stephenie Meyer. We’ve told you all about “Leghitch, hunt, imprint” and we’ve even showed you how well Stephenie can perform the leg hitch and how we drooled over Xavier together. Now it’s time to hit up the never ending fountain of awesome that is the pictures from the interview. Who knew 4 hours worth of pictures of a couple people around a table could be so interesting?

Roll that beautiful bean footage…

Moon: So Stephenie, I was wondering how big the fish Charlie catches on a Saturday out with Harry Clearwater… are they this big? What about Robert Pattinson’s feet? They’re pretty large right? Tell us more about what size he’s working with…
UC: That’s why he’s always tripping, right? Size issues… down there?

Stephenie: Guys, it’s all pretty normal. Like the size of my hand here… not that big of a deal.

Twilight Series Theories: But if you stretch it out would it be the size of the bacon on my plate or the piece of melon?

Twilight Series Theories: Ok, ok… what if you smooshed it?

Twilight Source: Stephenie, what about if you REALLY get in there and jiggled it around, really shook it, would it still be that size?

Twifans: We’ve taken the liberty of drawing up a few options of what we think if could be last night in our hotel room. You don’t have to answer but if it’s smaller, cough twice and if it’s bigger, wink your left eye

Twifans: Wait, was that two winks or one?

Meghan: Guys, trust me she’s not lying I’ve seen her sketches in her notebook. It’s really this big.

Twilight Source: So we’re talking about a foot? Or two glasses of Butter Beer stacked on end? Or maybe it’s the same length as Harry’s wand?

Stephenie: Really?! I choose you all to interview me instead of major news outlets and this is what you ask about?

Moon: Alright. Point taken. So, Stephenie… we figured out the length, but what about the weight… could I hold it in this hand without assistance?
Stephenie: Oh my god! You guys… trust me. *coughs twice*

COME ON who doesn’t love a size joke?!

Happy Friday!

What were we talking about? And how big IS it? If you could ask Stephenie anything NOT Twilight related what would it be?

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Remember when we met Stephenie Meyer?!

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

Remember that time you invited us and some other folks to come meet you, hang out for 4 hours, eat bacon, and talk about Twilight? Yea, well we were beginning to think it was all a crazy dream we had after eating some bad mushroom ravioli from the Olive Garden (Big Daddy’s birthday celebration!), kinda like when you had the dream about Bella and Edward in the meadow that spawned Twilight. Only as it turns out after opening our inbox and finding the following pictures it really DID happen after all!

Looking back at these pictures we can finally remembered what really happened…

Witness our last moment of dignity before I would tard/Brenden Fraser clap and UC would talk about her life being complete after a Wolfpack member mentioned “jorts” in an interview. Because, well our life would be complete if that happened. Oh and eating at the Olive Garden with Big Daddy. This isn’t too much to ask, is it?

Series Theories: Letters to what? Who let those girls in?
Twifans: We should definitely call security…

What Jodie, you’re a closet Gil Birmingham fan too? You’re SO right, Gil circa the Diana Ross video could definitely give Taylor Lautner a run for his money!

Lipgloss check… yup, still on.

UC: What do you think she’s thinking here?
Moon: She’s totes thinking if she cuts this interview 15 minutes early she still has time to run to the Water for Elephants set and beat traffic, dontcha think?
UC: Wait, I think she heard us…
Moon: but can we talk about how much the waiter looks like Mr. Molina? I bet the omlette bar has “the golden onion” as an ingredient!
UC: No, seriously she heard us. She just kicked me under the table with her cowboy boot.
Moon: that’s one long leg…

Caught in the act! Too busy breaking the Stephenie Meyer interview down Vanity Fair style WHILE in the interview to listen to whatever mind blowing Twilosophical thing you’re explaining about Edward at this exact moment.

Follow the cut to see the most epicness of all time. Trust me.

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Open Weekend Post: We just met Stephenie Meyer

Dear LTTers,

Don’t hate us.

But we’re exhausted.

We have so much to share


We interviewed Stephenie Meyer yesterday. No, scratch that- we hung out with Stephenie Meyer yesterday for four hours.

Yes. You heard that. FOUR HOURS.

We have amazing photos (We’re pretty sure the photographer got some good ones of us stuffing strawberries in our faces & feeding each other grapes) and H-O-U-R-S of conversations to pour over.

But we can’t give that to you today- we just can’t. (Besides since Eclipse isn’t out yet, we have to have those convos approved. And we don’t have the photos yet)

Here are a few other reasons why:

It’s 5:30 pm on Friday night & Moon is about to go to work. UC leaves for the airport in 3 hours- where she’ll fly on a red eye back to Philadelphia (oh yeah, we’re in LA- you can know that now) She arrives at 6 am. The moving truck arrives at her home at 9 am to MOVE HER to a new home. Plus the four sites at the Stephenie interview agreed we needed some time to process, re-listen to our audio & really give the interviews the time & attention they deserve. Seriously- FOUR HOURS OF CONVERSATIONS!

But we will say this: Today was beyond anything we could have ever imagined. Stephenie is just as incredible as we envisioned in our minds- she’s literally one of us- just famouser. (Word copyrighted by Moon&UC 2010) Get ready for EPIC information (straight from the horses mouth) on everything you wanted to know (and A LOT of stuff you never thought about before. Hint: Dick Pattinson used to be some sort of well-known musician)

We appreciate SO MUCH all your texts, calls, tweets, emails, comments, facebook messages, carrier pigeons, prayers & advice as we would have been way more freaked out without knowing we had all of you cheering us on!

We can’t wait to share more details. We love you all!


Moon & UC

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