This is how you found us? Vol. 3

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Dear LTT-ers and lost Googlers-

April is drawing to a close so it’s once again time to crack into our vaults of search terms. I know, I know! It’s just like (buttcrack) Santa came last night and left us all kinds of fun gifts.  So for the uninitiated, wordpress has this handy dandy feature that shows us every day what terms people google to find us. It’s generally the stuff you’d expect: Rob, Twilight, Filet o Fish (of course!) and for some odd reason Muse is one of our biggest terms, but then there are the othesr! And boy, are they off the wall! So we thought man, this is funny stuff- we really have to share it with everyone… and well here we are again with another round of “THIS IS HOW YOU FOUND US?!”

Top searches:
These are terms people used to find both LTT and LTR

  • Adam Brody – be still my heart… our secret secret blog? Yup, that’s right: letterstoadambrody.com
  • we were fine. i have not left my boyfriend – is that you Kristen Stewart? Are you trying to tell us something? You can email us, ya know!
  • i gotta discuss – WHAT? What do you have to discuss with us?? Maybe you should head to the forum?
  • He loves me... he loves me not

    He loves me... he loves me not

    stephenie meyer +rob pattinson – equals true love 4ever? She wishes! You can stop googling you and Rob’s name Stephenie, it ain’t gonna change anything! Maybe you should read some fanfic instead

  • taylor lautner with his mom – Seriously, right?! We love and adore Papa Filet o Fish but what about Mama Lautner? Is she a Mama Yogurt Parfait? Where is she? Cooking Taylor’s eggwhites? So many questions…
  • what would taylor lautner want for a birthday gift? – I don’t know, how about a year membership to 24 Hour Fitness? A copy of season one of Wizards of Waverly Place? Or maybe a My Little Pony comb for his beautimus flowing wig?

Check out more crazy Googles after the cut!
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This if how you found us? Vol. 2

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f-a-k-e l-e-s-b-i-a-n-s

Dear LTT/LTR Readers and Random Googlers –

It’s that time of the month again! Time to go trolling through the search terms that led people to our site. Last month we started this feature because we wanted to share with you awesome readers some of the funny stuff UC and I see on the ‘backend’ of the blogs that never get seen by anyone else. For the uninitiated wordpress has this handy dandy feature that shows us every day what terms people google to find us. Most searches that lead people here are obvious ones like: Twilight, Letters, Rob, shirtless Kellan pics… you know the usuals! But every so often we get a real winner that simply must be shared with the world and here are this months…

Top searches:
These are terms people used to find us

  • filet-o-fish fan site – uh no, not us but this sounds like the perfect name for our new LetterstoTaylorsDad fan site. We LOVE you Taylor’s Dad!
  • a shirtless jackson rathbone – it warms my heart that we’re thought of as a place where shirtless pics of the cast can be found. Someday I will unveil my gallery of all the shirtless pictures I’ve been collecting since we started these blogs
  • kristen stewart looking like shit – so uh you’re looking for just ANY picture of Kristen, huh. Is there any other way she looks?
  • robert pattinson buttcrack – Oh HALE nah, who does Rob think he is? Our lover Buttcrack Santa. NEVER!
  • Robert pattinson win a date contest 2009 – Brought to you by a Nigerian Prince and the UK Lottery (which you’ve won!). Just ask these girls
  • im rob pattinson ex-girlfriend – no you’re not! SHE is!
  • robert pattinson hamburger – ok fakerpattz we know this one’s you!
  • unicorn jasper – He does speak eloquently about Twilight, but these guys might have something to say about that!
  • pornos – um, wrong place dudes. Unless we’re talking Rob, then head over here
  • sass family crest – Sass? Was this you?
  • does rob pattinson brush his teeth – this is still up for debate

More funnies after the cut… Continue…

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This is how you found us??

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Dear LTT/LTR Readers and random Googlers-

When we started this blog we weren’t really sure anyone would show up and it was mostly a place for us to catalog all the funny things we had said about Twilight and Rob… but little did we know you all would show up. And boy, did you ever! So we sat around wondering how in the world did they find us? Then we found this handy dandy feature on our blogs that tells us the search terms people used to find us. Most of them are your regular run-of-the-mill Twilight related terms but then there are the ones that made us wonder who in the world are these people and WHY would they be searching for this and WHY of all places would they come here looking for THAT? (we also wondered how many run-on sentences we could create). So we started keeping track of all the ones that made us laugh…

Top searches:
These are terms people used to find us

  • taylor lautner is rippedYea he is! and we feel like creepsters talking about it, but we must cause he is now Wolfgirl property
  • save a volvo ride a vampire lyrics – Heck no we did not write this ‘parody song’ but we definitely make fun of it!
  • who plays renesmee in breaking dawn- um, no one. That’s a weird question. Have you ever read breaking dawn? This is not actually a movie. YET.
  • jizz in my parents- I about peed my parents when I read this one, uh GROSS?
  • kristen stewart twilight pants off makeo – so excited they couldnt even finish “makeout.” trust us, she’s not that exciting
  • is rob pattinson a virgin – not after we’re done with him
  • kristen stewart has no boyfriend – HAHA this might be news to Mikey Oregano
  • rob and kristen fanfiction- i’m so 2nd hand embarrassed to read this one. as IF we’d ever write rob/kstew fan fic! Come on people!
  • nikki reed kristen stewart kiss – again! We know
  • susquehanna university – and you ended up here? I think you may be lost
  • kristen stewart and nikki reed holding hands – apparently EVERYONE else is thinking the same thing
  • taylor lautner teeth whitening – RIGHT!! Seriously, we want to know this too! Spill your secrets Taylor!
  • rob pattinson likes asian – Yea, we have a sneaking suspicion who searched this one and her name is: his one and only and yes, friend he wants to give you a HUCG!
  • r-o-b-e-r-t h-o-m-e a-d-d-r-e-s-s

    r-o-b-e-r-t h-o-m-e a-d-d-r-e-s-s

    rob pattinson ticklish – yes but only on his… uh… yea we’ll save those details for ourselves

  • nikki reed kiss with kristen stewart van – kissing in a VAN?! down by the river perhaps?
  • edward pantless pics – What?! WHERE?!
  • twilight unicorn quote – have you READ Twilight? There are NO Unicorns in Twilight but there are TONS here!
  • i hate ashley hate site ex gf – Sounds like you need some anger management cause we LOVE us some Ashley
  • emmett shirtless pics – yes, i’m proud of this one because it is my one-woman mission to procure every shirtless Kellan picture in existence and curate them here as a homage to his greatness
  • pictures of hand writing of robert pattinson – uh, this is creepy! what are you some kind of stalker?
  • robert pattinson i hate you but i want to – again with the hate! don’t hate, participate people!
  • reed midnight sun online – maybe you should READ more school books instead

Keep em coming googlers!
Themoonisdown & UnintendedChoice

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