Impress this brother with a life of virtue

kellannoshirtDear Kellan-

Is it wrong to lust after your bible study leader?

Your sister in Christ-
Me

PS. so I guess Kellan is on 90210 on January 13th on the CW. Make sure to catch that or not… we don’t need any ‘stumbling blocks.’ :D

PPS. Yes, I’m taking this Kellan/Youth Group storyline I’ve made up and I’m running with it. Especially after seeing him at Jackson’s 24k show (more on this later)

PPSS. Thanks to Kellmett Happens and Twilight Series Theories for the tip and pics. Hot sauce! And great sites.

Also… whenever I see, hear or think of Kellan why does the song “I don’t want it” by DC TALK ALWAYS come into my head?


overlook the random family… this is the only video of this song i could find.

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It's your birthday… and other things

jackvampteethDear Jackson-

It’s your birthday and you’re 24! How exciting… I’m sure you’re getting all kinds of goodies from your parents and hopefully your pals are out getting you drunk (at a decent LA bar)… if they aren’t, call me and I’ll make it happen when I’m back in LA after xmas, I’m known for my birthday party ideas! Seriously. Anyway, since I’m sure you’re getting tons of cheesy stuff from fans I thought I’d give you what I like to call “Real Talk.” Simply put, I’m gonna give it to you straight…

I actually got the chance/pleasure/displeasure of seeing the show at the 24k last Tuesday… and I was a bit surprised I didn’t realize you were the ‘em cee’ / promoter of these nights! That was a fun little surprise but from one concert professional to another I really feel like I must share a few insights with you…

1. First, I totally respect and give you big ups for putting on a show at a small venue that focuses on local acts and ‘up n comers’ (ahem). BUUUTTT if you’re going to feature local acts at least choose artists that are actually GOOD, not just your friends. I mean the hulu/reggae cover of ‘wonderwall’ by that one band was more than I could take… followed by the avril/guitarman duo and then the hipster wanna-be rock band. WTF? seriously.

2. Invest in a proper sound guy. I haven’t heard that much feedback since I took the A/V class in junior high.

myspace.com/these100monkeys

myspace.com/these100monkeys

3. If your band is going to play, go on at a decent hour… take the good slot: midnight. not the closing hour slot. 2AM on a Tuesday is NOT pretty.

4. invite more of your twilight pals :D seeing Kellan was like a breath of fresh air in that stank bar. More on this later…

5. Pick a decent venue!! I can’t stress this enough. Get thee out of West Hollywood PRONTO! Talk about bad atmosphere and even lamer people. Come to the eastside I will show you all the good spots and get people who actually care about music to your shows. Imagine that.

Anyway pal, these are small fixable things that could make your shows a billion times better, trust me! And again props for putting on a local show… you’re a dying breed.

Smooches and ear plugs!
Me

P.S. I loved that plaid jacket…  and how you totally worked the room, you were definitely the ‘belle of that ball’ that night. I think you might be a really neat-o person if we were ever friends.

MySpace: 100 Monkeys

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The Purpose Driven Vampire…

kellanbloodDear Kellan-

Last night after watching the Vanity Fair outtakes video, I decided I hadn’t wasted enough time so why not read all TWELVE interviews? Then I got to yours. And I read that your favorite book is “The Purpose Driven Life” … so that got me to thinking you chose this for two reasons:

a. you’ve never read a book in your life and this is the first thing that came up when you googled  ‘NY Times best sellers’

or

b. you really did read it and that leads me to ask, ‘can we be accountability partners?’

I’ve available Mondays and Thursdays… and uh, Saturday nights around midnite… lemme know your schedule.
XO-
me

PS: WTF is this???
kellanwtfkellanlutz.org
kellan is apparently ALSO a purpose driven chippendales dancer… or playgirls amateur submission of the month winner

Waste your time reading all the Vanity Fair interviews
Dear Rob, Vanity Fair outtakes

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