Vancouver to the Breaking Dawn rescue!

Dear Vancouver,

I mentioned it yesterday on Twitter but I’ll say it again here: Have I told you how much I love you? Cause I do…. I rrrreeeaaalllyy do love it. I’m sure Baton Rouge is a nice place and has great people and easy access to amazing etouffee but they didn’t give me the possibility of stuff like this…

Trips to McDonalds and possible Filet O Fish Purchases

(Anyone else thinking about how many smoothie/gym trips from NReed and EReaser we’ll see this time?)

Auditions for new MTV VJ’s
(don’t worry we break this down fully over at LTR!)

Picture of Wiggers with electronics

Gossip about filming and scenes and who and what and where have my head spinning in the best way! It’s like the first day of school all over again (Rob’s even got his new back-to-school outfit) and the possibilities are endless! Let’s not dwell on the fact this is the final countdown, the end of the road for BD filming… instead let’s take a look at the possible scenes being filmed in the ‘Couve courtesy of Lainey -

POSSIBLE SPOILERS (if you care)
my thoughts in italics

• Bella’s new vampire hunting
• teaching the hybrid child about hunting
• some sh-t in pretend-Alaska
• something about Romanian vampires
• something about a movie theatre and Edward’s flashback – ES SQUEEZE ME, baking powder?! What is this about a movie theater and Edward in a flashback? DUDE.
• Bella kicking Jacob’s ass
• Jacob training baby wolves – Sit, stay, fetch, roll over… that sorta thing
• Bella practising her mind techniques - just imagine this for a moment… Kristen concentrating REALLY HARD trying to do things with her mind… HAHAHAHA
• the father-son “baseball” conversation between Carlisle and Edward (click here for a refresher) – CARLISLE?! Edward should think “Animal Attack” instead, that defs helps with “PE”
• the wedding – Remember how Jacob has longer hair because he lets it grow when he’s off being wild and pissed off… do we think, since this is Vancouver and all, that they found that Mrs. Buttersworth woman and had her create an AWFUL mid 90s shag wig for Jacob? FINGERS CROSSED!!!
• a happy future family scene when the kid is all grown up – Hopefully it’s in slow motion and they’re running hand in hand… Bella, Edward, Renesmee and Jacob (as a wolf)
• and the final scene of the saga which is, unless they change it in editing, the two lovers in the meadow. – DUH.

It was a heavy day yesterday with all the news, the pictures and gossip and I didn’t even hit it all. The chick who plays Renesmee was seen (She’s ALIVE) out and about and pictures of locations are surfacing but we have to save something for the rest of the week… and what if that’s it? We’ve been in Baton Rouge mode for the last few months so we can’t blow our load (ew) all in one day because it could very easily be Louisiana again in a week. But THANK GOD you’re not Vancouver.

If I could marry a province in Canada, you would be it!
Themoonisdown

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Lainey Gossip & I just may become friends…

Just a day in the life of Nikki & Kristen, hanging out with Rob- err- Michael Oregano

Me: Did you see Lainey’s post today? I hate her, but I also love her snarkiness b/c she’s so right

Friend #1: She’s a nutjob, for the record.  I’d LOVE to see what she looks like.  Ten to one says the 4 of us are way more fabulouser than she is.  Fo’ sho.

 

Shhhh paps.... keep the secret that I was the one who actually called you, k? Tell Lainey me and Rob- err- Mikey are in love n' stuff...

Friend#1: Rob and Nikki are totally using each other for booty calls.  I know y’all don’t want to hear that, but it’s true.  They’ve done it before…they’ll probably do it again.  And the thing is, Rob knows it’s just friends with benefits.  But Nikki wants it to be more. Nikki needs it to be more…

So that’s the real deal.  I feel it in my bones.

And if it’s not, he and Kristen are banging and this whole “holding hands with Oregano while skipping through the streets of Vancouver” thing was a total set up.  KStew was completely looking at the cameras–making sure everyone saw her face, while holding his hand.

It was a set up.  Big time.  And NReed was there to ease the tension/awkwardness.

 

I want to be Rob

I am Rob

Friend #1: Finally, bitch that she is, Lainey is fairly correct in her assessment of Twi-fans.

And do we think that Oregano was trying too hard to look like Rob?  Yes.  We do.

Moon: PS: Lainey is probably a Twi-fan herself but like us can be funny about it and knows how to keep “the crazy” inside her brain instead of embarrassing the whole of the Twi-Dom. (aka the fans at the “how to be” screening this weekend.)

I can’t believe I missed the Lainey Breakdown. Here are my thoughts: 

• Nikki/Rob shagging most def
• Rob/Kstew shagging most def
• Nikki/Kstew wishing they would shag, most def

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