These new Character Posters are going to BLOW YOUR MIND

Dear Twilight,

These new Breaking Dawn Part 2 character Posters are going to BLOW YOUR MIND. I mean, we think. We haven’t seen them. And I can’t imagine how a poster could blow anyone’s mind. Unless a bear skin/meat patty/buttcrack/little bottle/ was involved. Or Cathy Hardi was peeking out from the corner of the image. That would TOTALLY blow my mind.

But anyway, these new posters are being revealed in a way that only Twilight could do: forcing us to remember all the Coven members. Wait– what’s a coven again? That’s what I thought until I remembered my one true love from the show that died due to a Hollywood writer’s strike (RIP PUSHING DAISIES) Lee Pace:

If this is a coven, I love a coven

So if you want to see one of these new posters, which may or may not include an image of Cathy Hardi*, you gots to participate in a scavenger hunt by uncovering the covens from clues hidden on the following fan sites (which includes us, duh):

BELLA AND EDWARD
http://bellaandedward.com/

HIS GOLDEN EYES
http://www.hisgoldeneyes.com

LETTERS TO TWILIGHT <— THAT’S ME DAD!
http://letterstotwilight.com

TEAM TWILIGHT
http://www.team-twilight.com

TWILIGHT EXAMINER
http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/amanda-bell

TWILIGHT GUY
http://www.twilightguy.com/

TWILIGHTISH
http://www.twilightish.com/

TWILIGHT LEXICON
http://www.twilightlexicon.com/

TWILIGHT MOMS
http://www.twilightmoms.com/

TWILIGHT SERIES THEORIES
TwilightSeriesTheories.com

TWILIGHT SOURCE
http://www.twilightsource.com

CREPUSCULO-ES
http://www.crepusculo-es.com/

TWILIGHT ITALIA
http://www.twilightitalia.com/

THE TWILIGHT SAGA
http://www.thetwilightsaga.nl/

TWILIGHT SWEDEN
http://www.twilightsweden.se/

UK TWILIGHT
http://uktwilight.co.uk/

LET’S DO THIS! (Facepunch)

Love,
UnintendedChoice

*As far as we know, Catherine Hardwicke will not be in any of the posters. SAD

 

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Twilight News Dump – The Of Course edition

We’re crazy bro!!!

Dear LTT-ers,

Since there’s nothing HUGE happening (besides the filming of Breaking Dawn) and tons of tiny little things happening AND because when I realize that some of you great readers only come here for I news, I thought it might be nice to have a news dump.

OF course Jackson would be wearing red pants and a top hat in a picture for something called the “Liquid Zoo” album and tour… of which I will not be purchasing OR attending. Love you Jacky! PS 40 cities?? REALLY?? OF COURSE!

Of course the day AFTER BrookeLockart shows up to The Grove in LA from outta town, Ashley Greene would make an appearance there. OF COURSE!

Of course at the Breaking Dawn wrap party the cast took turns riding a teeeeny tiny motorcycle that Taylor brought. I bet Big Daddy was sad. OF COURSE!

Of course Robert Pattinson is going to be on 10546546 TV Shows to promote Water for Elephants! And of course you know they’re gonna ask about Twilight and of course they’re gonna ask about you know who and OF COURSE we (meaning Jena) have you covered on the DVR alerts page.

Of course the pie guy slash the guy from The Fall talks to us Twi fans and makes me more excited to see him as Garrett whoever that is. I hope Garrett is a pie maker.

http://youtu.be/JVIZkspZAcY

Of course Carlisle Cullen would land at #2 on the Forbes list of most wealthy fictional characters and OF COURSE his cover would be blown because they list his stocks in blood and his “daughter” Alice’s penchant for seeing the futre. GOOD JOB fake Forbes, now they have to move again! OF COURSE! #respectthecullens

Of course we all thought the Official Twilight Illustrated Guide was never coming out so OF COURSE you are really confused when it showed up in your mail today but OF COURSE you ordered it back in 2008. If you didn’t you can get it here

Of coure Catherine Hardwicke talks about Twilight and Rob while doing promo for her OTHER (laughable, LIT-TRALLY) movie. And OF COURSE we roll our eyes. SHOW US THE TAPE! Shut up or put up! Or whatever the saying is.

So of course now you’re all caught up on all the news that doesn’t matter and of course all we really want are some legal OFFICIAL stills or maybe a teensy clip from Breaking Dawn but we’ll solider on and pray that November 18 comes faster than it already is.

Happy Hump Day!
Themoonisdown

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