No more Jizz in the world or the Twilight fandom, we beg of you!

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me but we're gonna need a clean up on aisle three

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me but we're gonna need a clean up on aisle three

Dear LTT-ers, euphemism lovers and 16 yr old boys,

Can we all agree to call a moratorium on the word “jizz?” Sure, it was funny when Andy Samberg and Lonely Island sang the song “Jizz in my Pants” and even funnier when some enterprising soul put the song to the biology class scene In Twilight, cause who didn’t think Edward had had a little downstairs bonanza when they first saw it? But we’ve officially reached the cut off point. I was alerted yesterday by the “Jizz Tracker 7000” (official name for a fake tracker) that the word Jizz has officially become over used and not to mention just plain gross.

Since the song came out last winter I think I’ve heard the term used in every way possible, as a noun “What the jizz?” as a verb: “I just jizzed all over the place!” as an adjective: “He is so jizzingly hot!” and ya know what? We can’t deal anymore. We’re all smart gals (and dudes) around here I know you have other vocab words. I’d even wholeheartedly agree to the usage of words like “chagrin,” “irrevecable,” and “glower” instead!

So in the interest of our sanity and gag reflex (that’s what she said) can we stop using the term altogether and instead think of a term that equates extreme excitement without the bodily fluids?

I totes just sqee-ed in my pants,
Themoonisdown

And one last time for ol time’s sake! Take it away Lonely Island…

So are we the only ones SO over this word? Are there any more we can add to the list?

What shakin’ with Rob today?
Invent a new excited word in the forum!
We TWEET with excitement!

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Jizzed in my pants, again

Dear Edward,

Last night I was hanging out with friends and we were watching music videos like it was 1991 and we were in high school (have you seen the Rihanna/Maroon 5 vid? HOT). We came upon the original SNL version of “Jizz in my pants” and I was remembering the first time I saw the clip of you in Biology mashed up with that song. I laughed.

THEN, I was reading over some of the comments today and noticed JBell posted a link to a FULL version of the song with MORE Twilight clips. I laughed again.

Thanks JBell!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

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This really never happens you can take my word…

Dear Rob-

Everytime I see you do this face in the movie I get a little uncomfortable and I have to excuse myself for a second… apparently someone else understands…

Stop making me jizz in my pants!
XXX- Me

Check out the original Jizz in my Pants
PS this is a double post from ‘Letters to Rob’ but I couldn’t resist, you simply MUST see this video
PPS Your fans are amazing!

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