2nd hand embarrassment – Vtines edition

Dear LTT readers and fuzzy animal lovers from around the globe,

In continuing with our Valentine’s Day spirit, let’s all be embarrassed about the creation of this photo:

Aw, wook at the fuzzy wuzzy bunny and wion. Aw (barf)

Aw, wook at the fuzzy wuzzy wammy and wion. Aw (barf)

Love,
UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown who swear to never impose Rob and Kristen’s faces on children’s bodies, ever.

Thanks to Aja for the heads up! Not sure where the pic came from originally. If the owner would like to come forward, we promise to be nice. Actually, we’re trying to ‘keep it real’ these days, so we’ll probalby just be honest and suggest you try your hand imposing one of OUR faces over Kristen’s in one of Rob/KStew’s sexy photoshoots.  Now THAT wouldn’t be embarrassing at all.

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Creativity is Love – Twi-alentine’s Day Contest!

Dearest LTT/LTR reader-

Ed’s eyes are gold
Emmett is strong
Write a cute poem
and win Kristen’s bong

Ok, so yours is going to be much much better than mine, but you get the idea! We’re hosting a Twi-alentine’s Day contest! And in the spirit of Bella we want to see your best HOMEMADE Valentine poems and cards! So there are two ways enter this…

01. Poem – just like the one I wrote above, write us your best “Roses are red…” Twilight related poem. The catagories for poems include:

– all Twilight series characters (Edward, Bella, Eric Yorkie, whoever)
– Rob (we do run LTR after all)
– Misc. (Stephenie, Forks, fangirls, whatever your heart desires)

02. Cards – design a Twi-alentine Day’s card. It can be digital, photoshop, scrap, stamped, whatever you want. Upload a copy of it and send us a link to your creation. Catagories for card designs include:

– all Twilight characters (bella to edward, you to jacob, whatever)
– Rob (duh)
– Misc. (skies the limit, anything Twilight related)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get creative
and this could be you…

The deets: you have till Thursday, February 12th at 6PST to email us (make sure the subject line is “Twi-alentine’s Contest!) your very best Twi-alentine’s! UnintendedChoice and I will then burn the midnight oil deliberating (or mud wrestling) over who will win in each catagory. And guess what! This time we’re going to have ACTUAL prizes… REAL not fake orgies! UC and I will be figuring those out in the next few days and announce them here but they’ll be GOOD, trust! And to that end, if you’ve got Twilight related stuff you wanna donate to the cause, we’re looking for additional prizes. We will sing your praises and pimp any sites you have if you donate. email us!

Now time to get creative!

<3
Moon and UC

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