Dear Folks of LTT and LTR -
I recently ran across this outtake from VMAN (still one of my favorite photshoots ever) and I couldn’t kick the thought that these boys were pledging their allegiance to us till the bitter end! And so direct from their hearts I’ve written: The Letters to Twilight/Letters to Rob (official) Pledge of Allegiance!
Repeat along with the boys… (to the rhythm of the USA Pledge)
I pledge allegiance to the gals and guys of Letters to Twilight
and to the comedy for which they write
one blog, under Rob, hilariousness
with videos and hot pics for all!!
Amazing isn’t it?? After pledging their undying love and affection each boy felt it necessary to swear a personal oath to us. They are as follows…
Jackson- I do solemnly swear to always love the girls and guys of LTT/LTR with all my heart, cross dressing tv parts and questionable band. (Oh and to always love Moon even when she strays to Rob)
Taylor – I do solemnly swear to always love the girls and guys of LTT/LTR in an older sister/older brother sort of way, with all my muscles, protein shakes and crest white strips.
Kellan – I do solemnly swear to always love the girls and guys of LTT/LTR and pray for them without ceasing during my daily Devo time with all my muscles, sleeveless tees and promise to never wear shirts in their presence.
Rob – I do solemnly swear to always love the girls and guys of LTT/LTR with all my laughs, smiles and drunken air guitar pictures. Oh and give both UC and Moon equal special hugs and devastatingly handsome beard moments.
Cam – I do solemnly swear to always love the girls and guys of LTT/LTR with all my crusty wigs, meth-y face looks and crazy 12 pack abs. Oh what the crap I’m dead in the next installment anyway. Ef you all!
One girl, under Rob (ahem)
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