Kellan.Spiders.Over-priced tshirts.

af01Dear Kellan -

Why am I not surprised to find out you were an Abercrombie and Fitch model? I always thought you looked like one but to see these confirms just about everything I’ve ever thought about you.

You’re the boy of my innocent, Jesus loving, pom pom waving, 15 yr old fantasies. But then I found rock n roll and grew up and you are quite the opposite of most boys I would even look at now… but your personality will always get me. Just from my one quasi run-in with you I know you’re good peoples.

But what the crap is that fake spider on your arm?!

And I MUST ask what did your parents think about this? Great opportunity and all but don’t you remember the big backlash A&F got for their pseudo porn-o content? They even had to bag the mail catalogs because they were supposedly so “risque.” HA. Oh late ’90s you crack me up now. I bet this sent your youth group into a tizzy. And all the girls hyperventilating into their “Footprints” bible carriers.

Well guess this means I’ll be looking through my old A&F stuff when I go home next time. Maybe I’ll find some long lost gems of you!

<3
Me and my 15 yr old self

PS I still wanna be your accountability partner… how’s about it?

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I demand equality

Dear Summit/Twilight or Whomever controls the media monster,

I want to know why pictures like this of all the other cast members are coming out:

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and only pictures like this are coming out of Rob:

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WTF??? Did Kristen Stewart put you all up to this?

 

I demand equality. I need some shirtless/pantless pictures of Robert Pattinson (post puberty please) ASAP!

 

Love me, vickyb

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Impress this brother with a life of virtue

kellannoshirtDear Kellan-

Is it wrong to lust after your bible study leader?

Your sister in Christ-
Me

PS. so I guess Kellan is on 90210 on January 13th on the CW. Make sure to catch that or not… we don’t need any ‘stumbling blocks.’ :D

PPS. Yes, I’m taking this Kellan/Youth Group storyline I’ve made up and I’m running with it. Especially after seeing him at Jackson’s 24k show (more on this later)

PPSS. Thanks to Kellmett Happens and Twilight Series Theories for the tip and pics. Hot sauce! And great sites.

Also… whenever I see, hear or think of Kellan why does the song “I don’t want it” by DC TALK ALWAYS come into my head?


overlook the random family… this is the only video of this song i could find.

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