The Edward action figure is kinda a slut…

Dear Edward,

I can hang with the fact that you’re a 108 year old vampire trapped inside the body of a beautiful, sexy, perfect 17-yr-old, but what I don’t get is this miniature version of you that’s EVERY WHERE these days. How do you do it!? I know you run fast… but you’re EVERY WHERE at ONCE!

Not to mention that no one seems to know what to call you. We’ve always just referred to you as the “Edward Cullen Doll” (or my ‘very own crappy Edward‘) but have also heard you called micro-Edward, little Edward or, our favorite, “Pocket Edward” (which of course was the creation of our dear friend, Lauren, from Lauren’s Bite). Regardless of what we call you, you seem kinda slutty. You’re spending a lot of time with a LOT of woman, and I’m getting a little jealous.

Stop it, k?
<3 UnintendedChoice

laurendollJust promise me you didn’t send any of the “other” girls a Valentine like the one you and Lauren made for me (in case you’re wondering if Eddie wrote that he’s depressed because

1) he’s stuck with Bella
2) I am married and
3) he was late with his v-tines greeting, all those things are true.

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aCarla saw you at the hospital
miniedward4I was at the hospital this morning visiting my husband when I heard a page for Dr. Cullen to room 744.

I thought this can’t be Dr. Carlisle Cullen, what would he be doing here? I went down the hall and there stood Edward, I was in shock! I asked him what he and Dr. Cullen were doing here in Kansas and he said that they were passing through and stopped by to check up on an old patient of Dr. Cullen’s that was ill.

Edward and I walked around the hospital talking while Dr. Cullen tended to his patient and he didn’t mind if I took pictures. It was a great time and I wanted to share them. By the way, no pictures of my husband and Edward as my husband was asleep at the time, but Dr. Cullen checked on him and said that he was going to be fine. Carla

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A day at the (fake) beach

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You took AJ & her friends to the beach near the Ohio University campus (AJ says she uses the term beach loosely, and I’m glad because I didn’t THINK there were “beaches” in Ohio!)

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Pocket Edward enjoys his first hockey game

Jena said she had a LOT of fun with you at the University of Nebraska at Omaha vs. Notre Dame hockey game, even though UNO lost 3-4.

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Find out where else Pocket/Mini/Crappy/Little/Micro Edward sluts it out after the jump!

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Unicorns and Edward sightings

Dear Edward and all Unicorn lovers:

Edward found in Nebraska

Jena from Nebraska had a nice visit from Edward recently: (clicky pics to read captions)

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I <3 that kitty SO much!

Unicorn Spotted in Australia

I was at my local club  standing with my boyfriend (a non-Twilight lover who shamed me by falling asleep in the movie) when lo’ and behold, across the room my eyes met with one of the most amazing-looking gents I have ever seen! He looked exactly like Jasper Cullen/Hale (Jackson Rathbone). I turned to my boyfriend a squealed “oh my god that guy looks like Jasper,” and I think he was shaking his head as I ran off. The conversation I had with the unicorn is as follows:

ME: “Have you seen Twilight?”
Hot Stranger (HS): “Yeah of course!”
ME: “Oh my god! You look like Jasper, you know Jasper?”
HS: “Yeah I know all of the Cullens. He’s Alices boyfriend right? The one who is new to vegetarianism (chuckles)”
ME: (giddy and slightly red in the face with excitement): Yep that’s him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. I like your vest”
HS: Bows and walks out of my life forever….

Looking back there are so many more questions I could have asked like: Did you see it with a girl? Have you read the books? Are you gay? All of these came to me hours later when my mind wasn’t running around a thousand miles an hour..

-Australian Amanda

AA, did he really bow? Because that is awesome if he did…

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Where in the world is Edward- Cooking edition

Dear Edward,

Lauren over at Lauren’s Bite let us know how helpful you were last night at dinner. She shared a few pictures with us to share with all the LTT readers.  You really should have had an apron on- we don’t want you messing up your pea coat now!

Lauren found a dashing helper!

Lauren found a dashing helper!

 

He's so helpful for a non-food-eating Vamp

He's so helpful for a non-food-eating Vamp

 

Whoops, fell in the cheese. Hate when that happens

Whoops, fell in the cheese. Hate when that happens

 

OM NOM NOM NOM

OM NOM NOM NOM

 

Thanks for sharing your "pocket Edward" with us Lauren!

Thanks for sharing your "pocket Edward" with us Lauren!

Check out more pics of Lauren cooking with Eddie (and not to mention her DELICIOUS looking recipe) here!

Love,
(Hungry) UnintendedChoice 

 

Um, we gonna hound you until you move underground to Volterra, Italy and no longer have an internet connection about our Twi-alentines Dday Contest we’re running. You’re creative. We know it. We read your hilarious comments and letters. Submit something and maybe you’ll win your very own “Pocket Edward”*

*We haven’t finalized the prizes yet and so far “pocket edward” isn’t one of them, so don’t sue me if you don’t win him! XO

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