Usually I agree with everything you say & do. Especially when it comes to making Steve Inskeep belly laugh at 7:45 in the morning.* But THIS:
“The Associated Press Stylebook is the media’s go-to guide for things like grammar and punctuation, and it’s often revised to keep up with vernacular. Its 2012 edition includes a chapter on fashion, and in a Twitter chat this week the AP declared “jeggings” an OK word for the trendy hybrid of leggings and jeans. It added that “jorts” is not an OK term for jean shorts.“
And are you saying that guy who got this Jorts tattoo made a MISTAKE?
NPR: Take it back please. Send me Ryan Gosling covered in Hey Girl NPR sayings please as a token of your sorrow, and I might be able to begin to forgive you.
Yours always, especially when I’m in my jorts,
UnintendedChoice
I miss talking about Jorts. Clearly. Thanks James for sending in this story!!
*If you laugh at Steve Inskeep early in the morning like me, let’s be BFFs, please.
That’s right. They had 71 ideas. I read about 10 of them before I got bored (no offense, it’s just that… well, 71 is a lot of ideas.) But I particularly loved the image the included (left) and #53:
53. Consider how the title of Breaking Dawn includes all of the letters for “Edward.” Get chills.
Dude..
But I thought it was a good idea. So now there are 66 days until Breaking Dawn Appears, and that is basically TEN weeks until it’s Breaking Dawn week. So here are my 8 ideas of what you can do while you wait for Breaking Dawn to FINALLY be out in theaters, because coming up with 10 was too hard:
Hellooo Joe Anderson, aka Alistair (who...?)
1. Re-watch Twilight and be reminded that no one will ever be as loved as much as Buttcrack Santa
2. Learn who the heck the new vampires are and which are the cutest so you’re prepared for the crush you’ll inevitably develop on one of them (wait…. are we going to see new vamps in Part 1?)
3. Listen to the Twilight soundtrack while at work and TRY NOT to get all gooey inside during Iron & Wine’s “Flightless Bird, American Mouth” (aka the “Prom song.”) And I DARE YOU not to sing along to Paramore’s “Decode” or think about Rob making fun of how Hayley sings “Here”
4. Re-read your favorite fan fic version of Isle Esme & remind yourself that the movie won’t be like that because we don’t WANT Breaking Dawn Porn (Here is one Isle Esme fic I found after searching through the 334 messages that include the phrase “Isle Esme” in my gmail inbox (seriously))
One of the many things Action Figure Edwad has done over the years with Moon & Myself (um THAT sentence could be taken the wrong way...)
5. Start throwing LTT jokes into every day conversation with random people to see if anyone “gets” it. “Look at that guy’s jorts. He could be a member of the wolfpack,” or “Hold me back, Chris Hansen” when you see a cute, younger guy (but, uh, not young enough that Chris Hansen should actually hold you back.)
6. Plan your voyage to “Mecca” (aka LA around November 18-22. You ARE coming right? I’ll be there with Moon! Get excited for something fun for LTT readers. Hopefully it involves Paramore Karoke)
7. Dust off Action-Figure Edward and have an adventure with him. Did you get a new job in the last 2 years? I’m pretty sure Edward needs to visit your office & be “accidentally” left in the kitchen so you can see how long it is until someone comments about him.
8. Re-watch some of our famous LTT videos & be reminded about how much fun we’ve had over the years:
and my personal favorite:
Is it November yet!?
Love,
UnintendedChoice
10 weeks!!! Can you believe it? What else can we do to fill our time & prepare our hearts & minds for November’s craziness!
Since things have finally heated up on the Twilight front aka they went back to Vancouver where the own cameras there’s been a deluge of pictures and info and whatnot that we’re just trying to keep up on! Just trying to stay afloat with all of Rob’s nonsense has made this a full time job of alligator wrangling and pondering the deeper meaning of his Vanity Fair interview. Is he joking? Is he sad? What kind of dog IS Martin? There is A LOT going on in Rob world but it’s time to tackle the other folks so let’s take a look at what’s going on in Twiland (kinda like Disneyland minus the churros and general happiness).
Ain’t no lie baby…
The Wolfpack has been longing for the late 90s and the days of boybands like NSYNC, BackStreet Boys and whoever else lived in Florida at that time and met a fat man named Lou. They decided in their spare time to work on their harmonies and found out they were so amazing they formed their very own boyband called 108 Degrees! Here is their first official photo…
That’s the boys on their way to record their soon-to-be hit singles “Bite Bite Bite” and “Imprinting On Your Heart.” Oh, and that’s their manager… Gil “Lou” Birmingham. Looks like Vancouver is the new Orlando. .
Then I watched the trailer for Kellan’s new film: Love, Wedding, Marriage
Dude forget Robsten on the bearskin rug give me Kellan on Mandy Moore or give me death. DAYUM. That thing should come with a warning label. Dang. When does this come out? .
What a sport this guy is…
Accepting his Razzie awards for both Last Airbender AND his portrayal of Jasper. But does it seem to anyone else the mini stroke has affected his mouth again with the marble mouth/southern sorta accent/side talking thing? Also I’m totally crossing my fingers for Nikki Reed to direct a 100 Monkey’s music video. Just ponder the possibilities of that for a few minutes this Friday… .
And the last bit of news that deserves to be talked about but DEFINITELY not the least is… CHRIS WEITZ has joined twitter!
HeckYea I'm following!
I know, take a moment……………… yes, it’s true our favorite director from the Twilight saga has come back to us with a vengeance tweeting about everything, being in Argentina, his CUTE CUTE CUTE kid, answering questions and even responding to our own forum mod JodieO and and78 (those bitches!). Ok, clearly I’m jealous because he hasn’t responded to me and I even foresake ROBERT PATTINSON and his weird alligator magazine cover to tweet Chris instead. BUT WHATEVER I forgive him when he says he’s more like a Mike Welch or Gran and then tweets weird ass pictures of cats. And the mustard pants who could EVER EVER EVER forget the mustard pants? They will go down in Twiforklore and maybe have their own special wing of the Twilight Hall of Fame someday. .
So enough of my slobbering all over Chris Weitz how about we beg the wolfpack to sing some New Kids on the block for us?
TGIF!
Themoonisdown
Be honest did you tweet naughty things to Chris Weitz (i did!!!)? Are Jackson’s multiple voice personalities started to worry you? Will you catch 108 Degrees when they tour? Does anyone other than me know who Lou Pearlman is?!
I mentioned it yesterday on Twitter but I’ll say it again here: Have I told you how much I love you? Cause I do…. I rrrreeeaaalllyy do love it. I’m sure Baton Rouge is a nice place and has great people and easy access to amazing etouffee but they didn’t give me the possibility of stuff like this…
Trips to McDonalds and possible Filet O Fish Purchases
(Anyone else thinking about how many smoothie/gym trips from NReed and EReaser we’ll see this time?)
Auditions for new MTV VJ’s (don’t worry we break this down fully over at LTR!)
Picture of Wiggers with electronics
Gossip about filming and scenes and who and what and where have my head spinning in the best way! It’s like the first day of school all over again (Rob’s even got his new back-to-school outfit) and the possibilities are endless! Let’s not dwell on the fact this is the final countdown, the end of the road for BD filming… instead let’s take a look at the possible scenes being filmed in the ‘Couve courtesy of Lainey -
POSSIBLE SPOILERS (if you care)
my thoughts in italics
Bella’s new vampire hunting
teaching the hybrid child about hunting
some sh-t in pretend-Alaska
something about Romanian vampires
something about a movie theatre and Edward’s flashback – ES SQUEEZE ME, baking powder?! What is this about a movie theater and Edward in a flashback? DUDE.
Bella kicking Jacob’s ass
Jacob training baby wolves – Sit, stay, fetch, roll over… that sorta thing
Bella practising her mind techniques - just imagine this for a moment… Kristen concentrating REALLY HARD trying to do things with her mind… HAHAHAHA
the father-son “baseball” conversation between Carlisle and Edward (click here for a refresher) – CARLISLE?! Edward should think “Animal Attack” instead, that defs helps with “PE”
the wedding – Remember how Jacob has longer hair because he lets it grow when he’s off being wild and pissed off… do we think, since this is Vancouver and all, that they found that Mrs. Buttersworth woman and had her create an AWFUL mid 90s shag wig for Jacob? FINGERS CROSSED!!!
a happy future family scene when the kid is all grown up – Hopefully it’s in slow motion and they’re running hand in hand… Bella, Edward, Renesmee and Jacob (as a wolf)
and the final scene of the saga which is, unless they change it in editing, the two lovers in the meadow. – DUH.
It was a heavy day yesterday with all the news, the pictures and gossip and I didn’t even hit it all. The chick who plays Renesmee was seen (She’s ALIVE) out and about and pictures of locations are surfacing but we have to save something for the rest of the week… and what if that’s it? We’ve been in Baton Rouge mode for the last few months so we can’t blow our load (ew) all in one day because it could very easily be Louisiana again in a week. But THANK GOD you’re not Vancouver.
If I could marry a province in Canada, you would be it!
Themoonisdown
Just one of the 9823489234 photoshoots this girls been in. Clearly, Alice chose this tophat
Dear LTT-ers
Remember when we started talking about the newbies and the cat and the Ice Truck Killer who were cast in Breaking Dawn? Well, there’s like a butt ton more and we can’t even be bothered with learning them all until they’re seen out with one of the holy trinity at a 100 Monkeys concert and they’re caught in a lurid embrace with a LOD fan club member. BUUTTT there’s a lot of news out about them right now so it’s time for a round of a News Dumo, where we round up all the news they’re in and bring it to you here in one place… with our LTT spin of course!
Who hired an escape convict to play a wolfpack member? Hide yo children.
Is this dude hot? I can’t figure it out… yes…. no???? yes??? Maybe in that boy in your 10th grade homeroom kind of way? Also wtf does Peter do? Man, I need to brush up on my Breaking Dawn trivia.
Remember when Rob had a mullet in that made for TV movie “Ring of Nibelungs?” Why do I get the feeling she was an extra?
The fact that this photo was taken like minutes from my house makes me want to punch someone. Thanks for the warning David Slade.
Rob and Kristen are gonna have fake sex in Brazil. Start planning your South American vacations now, Robsteners!!! (if you just added Brazil to your travel website alerts after reading this, you’re on “The List”)
Ok, he’s not a newbie but we can always use some Robert Pattinson, with a director talking about some school holiday we don’t understand, in our lives
So which of these newbies should we care about enough to start following? Which Vamp witnesses have a big part in the story? And should we start rereading Breaking Dawn together?
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