Edward and Jen (World's best wrapped Christmas gift)

Dear Edward,

I’ll be honest, I’m a little jealous.  Why did Jen get this for Twi-mas and I did not?

Jen's best Christmas ever

Jen's best Christmas ever

I have to say.. you going behind my back to work with her cousin, Sheri, on this gift stings a little. Oh, I know, I got a couple nice gifts for jen-and-edward-2Twi-mas (and sent some nice things to theMoonisDown) that I have yet to post about, but I really wanted to lay on the floor and touch your paper face.

A little bummed,
me (still xo, though)

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Twilosophy Vol. 1

Dearest philosophical Twi-hard,

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This image has NOTHING to do with Twilosophy. Enjoy!

I present to you our first official version of Twilight Philosophy: aka Twilosophy.  So very often, theMoonisDown and I have such introspective conversations about Twi-life, but we miss out on sharing them with you due to our busy schedules providing pictures for Perez to rip off, writing hit Twi-mas songs and updating the world on all-things-Rob.

We don’t want you to think we’re shallow, or incapable of talking about the deeper aspects of living the Twi-life. Plus my husband majored in Philosophy in college, so I’m kinda an expert.

Warning: This week’s twilosophy contains spoilers

Tonight I had a revelation: While Rob Pattinson looks to be jizzing in his pants during the first Biology scene in the movie, he is, in fact, acting just as Stephenie Meyer hoped Edward would act. Last night I started re-reading Midnight Sun. (It’s not like I had anything better to do- dishes haven’t been done since before Christmas, there is still wrapping paper in shreads in the living room and I haven’t cleaned the cat’s litter box in over a week, but whatevs)

Reading Midnight Sun, you’re struck with just HOW MUCH Edward wanted to kill Jizz in my Pants Rob PattinsonBella. I thought to myself “UnintendedChoice (just kidding, I rarely call myself that), how would YOU act like you’re about to kill an innocent teenager and massacre an entire classroom?” And if we remember back to Anne Rice’s Interview with a Vampire, we learned that sucking the blood of a victim is quite a sensual experience. And Edward even imagines it..taking his time with Bella’s warm blood…so it makes sense that he would act like, well, he jizzed in his pants.

Forgot how awesome the movie was? (how could you?!) Thanks to a Chinese pirate, we can watch the entire movie in sections here.

(Read our first unofficial run at Twilosophy here)

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All I want for Christmas

Dear Hot Topic (and other fine Twilight retailers),

borders-twilight-calendar-twilight-series-1705147-400-800All I want for Christmas is a Twilight Calendar. I even wrote a song about it (enjoy below). My husband says (yes, I have a husband and want a twi-cal, so what?) that when he asks for them at your store and other calendar stores, the clerks literally LAUGH at him. Why don’t you stop laughing at my husband and just give him a twi-cal to let me open Christmas morn?

It’s a bummer.. I saw tons of calendars last month.. he should’ve bought one then. Oh well, it’s his fault if I divorce him when I don’t get my only Christmas wish. Or it’s your fault. Or amazon’s fault for selling a calendar made by a poor 7 year old boy in a third world country for $49.89

twilight calendar on imeem
PS: I’d also take Rob, naked, wrapped in a bow under my tree. xo

*Do YOU have a Twilight wish for Christmas? Write your own letter and email it to letterstotwilight@gmail.com or comment below!

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Santas Little Helper

Dear Letters to Twilight,

I would totally be all over the internet right now finding cute pictures or video to post for you if I wasn’t wrapping gifts or making airport runs or being ripped off by perez’s elves (more on this later). Sometimes Christmas gets in the way of Twilight.

Merry Xmas Eve,
Me

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Happy Christmas

Dear Twilight lovers:
Merry Christmas from the Twi-boys

Merry Christmas from the Twi-boys

Love,

themoonisdown and unintendedchoice

*thanks to Twilighters Anonymous for this kickin’ card!

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