Imma enter a Twilight contest

Dear country music lovers, Twilight fans, lovers of contests & closet rappers,

Who can forget the night of September 13, 2009 when we all crowded around our TVs in fear of what Rob would show up wearing, wondering if Ash would have a nip slip on the red carpet, pondering if Kristen’s hair could possible look any worse than at ComicCon and hoping that Taylor wouldn’t charm us so much that we really consider moving to Georgia? And then, our hearts skipped a couple beats as said underage boy in a man’s suit stepped on stage and this happened:

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Congrats Kanye, you’ve again proved to be a douche.

But like everything in pop-culture, Kanye’s a-hole move quickly became a meme and provided us with countless LOLs as “KanyeGate” took over the radio, TV, news reports and interwebs.Β  It all came to a head when I discovered the Kanye Gate tumblr account, which, of course, had Twilight/Kanye mashups!




Seriously? Photoshopping a little Kanye image with Twilight-related stuff? That looks like SO much fun & RIGHT up my alley. So I gave it a shot (after the jump)



And after deliberating for a long time a 5 second conversation with Moon, we decided to share the Kanye/Twilight love with a little something we like to call:

“Imma Enter a Twilight contest” Contest
Rules: Send us your entry w/ an image (use this handy starter Kanye if you’d like) or just with text if you’re not so handy with the photoshop via E-MAIL (link) or Twitter (link) One winner will be chosen from both email & twitter for two winners total!
post on LTT:
Feeling like doing a Twilight-themed entry? That’s great!! Want to make it Rob-centric- we’re having the same contest over on LTR (winners will be polled from BOTH sites)
post on LTR:
Feeling really inspired to make an entry about Rob? Whoo hoo! Have a kickin’ idea for something Twilight-related, but not Rob? Great! We’re having the same contest over on LTT (winners will be polled from BOTH sites)
Get your entries to us between NOW and Next Wendesday October 7th at 11:59 ET
Contest: Open to ANYONE 18 or older (unless you live on Mars- we can’t ship there) Β YES! This is open to you if you’re outside of the US!
Prizes courtesy of Bella BeJeweled, our newest Sponsor
-Bella Jewelry Package
Moonstone ring (link)
Prom necklace (link)
Turquoise bracelet (link)
-Alice Jewelry Package
Turquoise ring (link)
Turquoise bracelet(link)
Onyx earrings (link)

The “Imma Enter a Twilight contest” Contest

Rules: Send us your entry w/ an image (use this handy starter Kanye if you’d like) or just with text if you’re not so handy with the photoshop via E-MAIL or send us a link on Twitter. One winner will be chosen from both email & twitter for two winners total!

Feeling like doing a Twilight-themed entry? That’s great!! Want to make it Rob-centric? We’re having the same contest over on LTR (winners will be pulled from BOTH Twi and Rob!) Get your entries to us between NOW and Next Wendesday October 7th at 11:59 EST.
i love kanye’s song gold digger

Contest: Open to ANYONE 18 or older anywhere in the world (unless you live on Mars- we can’t ship there) Β YES! This is open to you if you’re outside of the US!
And it wouldn’t be “The ‘Imma enter a Twilight Contest’ Contest” without some AMAZING prizes! We have an amazing & crazy talented new sponsor, Bella BeJeweled, who has graciously donated some pretty incredible Twilight-inspired jewelry!


Moonstone Ring
Prom Necklace
Turquoise Bracelet

Or you can win:


Turquoise ring
Turquoise Bracelet
Onyx Earrings

We’re so excited about this contest & think we have the best prizes YET to giveaway! Bella BeJeweled has crazy, amazing stuff and Moon has already hinted at what I’m getting for Christmas! (Moon- check if she sells replica Robs- I’ll take that) So enter the contest for potentially a little somethin’ somethin’ for yourself, then hop on over to Bella BeJeweled and get a little early Christmas shopping done! (Okay, I’ve mentioned Christmas twice this week plus posted a picture of Santa, clearly it’s time for Wal-mat to get out the artificial trees)

Make us & Kanye proud! Get creating!

See what hilarious ideas Moon had on LTR
Then talk smack on The Forum about how you’re gonna beat everyone in the contest

  • Hahaha love the Eric one! And contests always bring out the bitch in me, so count me in!

    • toooldforthis

      I get so distracted when Eric wears those tank tops. I can’t tell you what’s happening in the scene because I’m so focused on how HUGE his arms are!!

      • Shleeeigh

        Aaah me to!! I can’t help but stare, that man is total sex!

        • Katie S

          Eric owns me. Then when they added that little Viking info scene? Died.

      • seriously. i thought you meant eric yorkie

        so i thumbsed you up

        • Katie S

          I totally meant Eric Yorkie. Who were you talking about? πŸ™‚

    • themoonisdown

      bring it on alice!!

      • Am I allowed to tell who wins?

        • And the answer of course is: We all win!
          Oprah of the day award!

  • natashadushi

    Why didn’t Tyty phase in a wolf right after Kanye said that shit and rip his head off?
    I have fat fingers so those nice jewels can never fit me.
    I hope that we can read what everybody has send in to win.

    • snmlamb

      Oh FAIL, I JUST said the same thing on LTR!

      Oh Wait, that just makes us cool and shit!

      • natashadushi

        LoL I said this while we were livechatting at the flat of LTT during the MTV award.

      • natashadushi

        We are brainrtwins! LMAO

    • themoonisdown

      i said DONT GET HIM UPSET! haha

  • I can add to or take nothing away from this., as it’s brilliant. Good luck to the winner!

    p.s. And you know I’m going to agree. Eric Northman kicks Edward’s shirtless boo-tay. Yep.

    • cledbo

      You just know *his* abs aren’t painted on!

  • Love it, what a fab idea!
    Can’t wait to see what people come up with πŸ˜€

  • Jenn

    hahaha, I can’t top any of those. Love the Buttcrack Santa and KStew mullet ones!

  • JodieO

    What? Is there something *wrong* with taking a dump on your porch?? He’s using a toilet! Sheesh, what a buncha snobs!

    • themoonisdown

      i think it’s that he didnt share the pbr πŸ˜‰

    • MidnightSin are sooo from ME!!! So I am thinkin and I used to be good at this stuff…so I am going to try to have some fun…what the hell…..

      HEY JO…I WENT OUT TODAY!!!! (Ok it was to the eye specialist… BUT I GOT OUT…1st time in 7 mos!!! Saw the foliage and spent quality time w/my oldest daughter ….long ride πŸ™‚ IT WAS A GOOD DAY…and now I am going to have all kinds of fun trying to remember how to work my computer programs so I can enter…YOU ARE GOING SEND IN SOMETHING REALLY AWESOME I JUST KNOW IT… πŸ™‚ Can’t wait to see just how badly I blush when yours posts…lol…

      • sassysmart

        I am really proud of you MS!!! (for going out)

        • MidnightSin

          THANKS SASSY…but in truth had no choice…but found out some very interesting things today…this Dr. was awesome and specializes in eye problems related to head injury….was amazed at what he told me…explains so much!!!
          IT WAS SO NICE BEING OUTSIDE…the leaves are all changing…the colors beautiful…and just to see different things…I can’t explain the feeling…(got car sick tho) but the doc explained that so its all good and and SO WORTH it!! I AM BEAMING…but exhausted…

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so proud of you MS! And I’m so glad you got to see the foliage on your first trip. I’m really happy to hear how positive your outing was too and that your doctor is so awesome.

            You’re one step closer to going to see New Moon!!! πŸ™‚


          • Katie S

            Yay! Congrats to you! Perfect time to get outdoors!

          • sassysmart

            So great!! Happy you got some good news, hopefully it will help you continue on your awesome recovery!!


      • lovemesomecullens

        See MS!! You can do it girl! Get out side, because one never knows when you may see a sparkly man, just lurking in the bushes!

        Glad your appt went well, encouraging isn’t it?

        We are all proud of you.

        • MidnightSin

          YOU ARE ALL SO AWESOME!!! Thank you SO MUCH for all your wonderful comments…COULD THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER???? (OK a visit from Rob might do it) …SERIOUSLY… I HEART YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! πŸ™‚ xoxo

      • JodieO

        YAY! That’s so exciting, MidSin! Getting out is getting out, even if it is to see the doctor. And it’s a gorgeous day for it. Perfect weather, perfect amount of sun! And the leaves are just about hitting peak color. I’m sorry you got car sick, though. That’s absolutely miserable. But I’m still excited that you got some good outside time and some good daughter time. =)


        Not sure about entering the contest… I’m sure I’m a lot less amusing when I’m being judged. ;P I’ll see if I can come up with anything, though!

        • MidnightSin

          Who are you kidding??? I know you’ll be freakin awesome at this! Hey I am gonna try just for the fun and to challenge myself….incentive to try and remember how to use some of my programs…YOU on the other hand….can’t wait to see what comes out of that perverted mind of yours…lmao….that goes for the rest of you too…it is going to be one hell of day on LTT…Definately a WIN WIN…..great idea UC & MOON, once again…u r amazing!

          • JodieO

            Hey! I’m just the one who explains all the perverted stuff going around this blog. I’m not the one writing it! =P I can’t wait to see what you come up with!

      • southernbelle

        That’s great news!

  • NotWutheringHeights

    Crackin’ up at JodieO. You go girl!

    Can’t wait to see what the contest reveals.

    And I must confess to the Eric distraction. He is certainly the man to Edward’s boy.

  • krazykidd

    OMG ROFLMFAO!!! Kristen stewar does have a better mullet than the redneck dude!!!! πŸ˜€ This is all kindsa full of WIN!!!

    • Marz

      But she will never beat Mr. Billy-Ray Cyrus… His mullet was GOLD! Hahahah!

  • bobbygee

    Kanya singing country would be a hoot. Some old Charlie Pride songs would do. Great pics.

    • Katie S

      It would be a hoot wouldn’t it, bobbygee?? Oh god, let’s be best friends 4eva.

    • themoonisdown

      can you make this happen bobby?

  • Katie S

    All of these are genius! I feel like I should concede before I start!

    • Shleeeigh

      I’m thumb’s up-ing you because I agree they are great – not because you shouldn’t try!

    • themoonisdown

      NO WAY!! think of the jewelry!!!!!!

  • lovemesomecullens

    It’s too bad Taylor S couldnt just say, thanks for ruining that for me, Jackass. LOL. That would be amazing.

    It’s gonna be a stiff one (that’s what she said), but I know you guys can rise to the challenge and Moon and UC, I do not envy you whatsoever, having to choose a winner, cuz these are gonna be brill.

    Good luck, may the best Kanye win

    • themoonisdown

      for real taylor should have told him off right there!

  • amy

    yes finally!!!i was wondering when your brilliance would bring you to this…kanye debacle…..cheers

  • sassysmart

    I am astounded…you are having a REAL contest with a REAL prize!!!

    Imma gonna put my pimp hat on and try to come up with something that will be the best video (re: manip) of this year!

    This will be fun.

  • Jena

    The mullet one….LMAO!

    I agree with the Cathy Cougar one! Chris Weitz does kick some serious directing ass!

    • themoonisdown

      i love cathys face in the last frame. hilar like someone peed on her sundae

  • southernbelle

    OMG that one with the guy on the toilet is really disgusting! LMAO!

    I don’t have photoshop and I’m not sure I can come up with witty stuff for this contest so I don’t think I’m gonna be able to join but good luck to whoever wins! I was just admiring that moon ring yesterday and was thinking of getting one. I wanted the necklace too. Mind you I’m not a bling-bling type of girl but I guess because it’s fr Twilight and it has novelty for me. πŸ™‚

    • themoonisdown

      you dont actually have to do the photoshopping part, you can send us the text and idea for pictures and we can make it if it a winner! FYI!

      • southernbelle

        Oh I know Moon, but not sure if I can come up with something as good as the ones you posted :-). Maybe I’ll ask DH to help me out. Btw, he’s so intrigued that your name is Moon, I told him that’s probably not your real name though. Dh has a huge crush on Moon Bloodgood and anytime any mention of Moon his blood pressure goes up!

        But okay Moon, I’ll try….I think that moon ring will look really nice on my finger, maybe I’ll even wear it as my wedding ring, haha!


  • HeyyyBrother

    Am dead from your Buttcrack Santa and mullet Imma’s. Seriously. I give up. There is no way I can contend with the brilliance that is UC & Moon.

  • superhumanmoron

    Can’t decide if I actually want to defile my computer with saved images of Kanye or not, but there are prizes involved. Prizes!!!!!!

    • Katie S

      I so saved them. I might even print and frame them.

    • YES! PRIZES! Which we can WIN! Haven’t been this excited since lunch!

  • We’re getting entries ALREADY. You have a WEEK people! You can do it! I know you can! Think/sleep/Eat Kanye & Twilight πŸ™‚

    • lovemesomecullens

      UC and Moon:

      Can we PLEAAAASSSE get a teaser? Just pop up a couple of contenders. It’s not cheating, really.

  • Marz

    You ladies rock! Thanks for including us foreigners (I’m in Canada)… We always get excluded *pouts*

    • we did it for you. for the hockey fans

      • Marz

        Canada: home of the hockey fans and the twi cast (at least for now…!)

        I’m sure that was another factor in including us, am I right? πŸ˜‰ haha!

        • TeamSeth

          Hey, I’m a hockey fan and I’m not in Canada. Where in Canada you at?

          • Marz

            I’m in Edmonton; Gretzky once played here… Back in the 80’s! Our team is the Oilers. Though, I’m more of a soccer fan … I know, blasphemy coming from a Canadian! hahaha!

          • TeamSeth

            You didn’t even give me time to say Go Oilers!, that’s rude! I’m a Penguins fan, but my bf is a lifetime Bruins fan (yeah, original 6 and all). As long as you weren’t a Canadiens fan I was going to love you.

            Um, season starts TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

            Anyway, I’m a bigger soccer fan too! Go Manchester United! (And go Timbers! I live in portland).

          • Hahaha! I apologize, TeamSeth. I should have let you say “Go Oilers!” haha! I swear! You are my best friend… I’m a ManU fan, too… Trippy how many things we have in common… haha πŸ™‚

          • TeamSeth

            We’re pretty awesome, Marz. I’m so jealous you are in Canada. Sigh…. In 2007 I went to Banff and down through Calgary, but not to Edmonton. We also camped one night in Kamloops! Do you know Kamloops?! heh.

            I think ManU is doing pretty well this year w/out Ronaldo…and I think Michael Owen is really hot. πŸ™‚ (and Ben Foster). Your thoughts?

            I don’t know how to send you a private message about these things or else I would.

  • snmlamb

    The “RIP” under Buttcrack Santa has me still laughing. *breathe*

  • ChinNubbin

    So you’ll do the photoshopping for the technically impaired, if we give you the text???

    • themoonisdown

      most definitely!

      • ChinNubbin

        Oh goody!

  • Freya

    Remember the old days, where you used to offer “fake prizes” for stuff? Good times. However, in my Twi-tard confession of the day, I’ve always wanted the Bella index finger moonstone ring, so I’m motivated. I can’t wait to get home to my photoshop program tonight. I will likely get no work done today trying to think of “Imma” funnies.

    • lapushbaby

      Freya I am with you girl, I LOVE that ring. I am feeling epic-ly un-funny at the mo’, so thank god we have a week!

    • themoonisdown

      for real i love that ring!!! and this is our first REAL contest since MARCH! with REAL prizes!!! crazy!!!!!!

  • OMG, that is so not right! And so freaking funny! I can’t wait to see the funny that this brings!

    • themoonisdown

      jen!! how are you doing! so good to see you around these parts!

    • blast from the past! hi!

    • TeamSeth

      Jen, your avatar name rocks!

  • Jaybird

    You seriously did not just put a man on a toilet, on your blog!! You know SM reads this right!?

    I love you! I can not wait to see what comes out of this contest. I probably won’t enter anything, but will defs check out the jewelry for x-mas!

  • Fantastic contest idea… already working on my Kanye spoof. πŸ™‚

  • Beth

    Can you submit more than one entry? I finished one, which I’m happy with, but I’m afraid I’ll think of something better between now and next Wednesday!

  • Is anyone having issues with LTT today? I heard some rumors of someone having problems… wondering if it’s just a 1 time thing? (no.. not issues with being offended.. that’s expected.. I mean computer issues!)

    • Katie S

      Everything looks good on my end.

      …that’s what she said.

  • MidnightSin

    I just want to say THANK YOU for that gorgeous pic of Rob…..I was stuck there for quite a while…think I am gonna have to print that out and hang from the ceiling above my couch… eye level… it moves around alittle…..gotta go now and look for string….

  • MidnightSin

    UC….I could not get the page to load for a long time and then when it did it was all messed up….closed the window and started over but it wouldn’t load….waited and tried again then it worked…I thought it was just me….

    • southernbelle

      which picture are you talking about ? πŸ™‚

      • MidnightSin

        HI SB!!! I am talking about the pic of Robward (I think its the first one of him) I would go back up and look but I would be stuck there for another hour….the one where asshole says I’m gonna let you sparkle but the vamps in True Blood are better or something like that.. I just love that pic for some reason…..heart palps and everything!!!

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  • Krystle

    When I clicked to continue after the break and saw Buttcrack Santa, I just about died laughing. Such an easy target, that BS!

  • TeamSeth

    I’m so excited about this contest UC. I just can’t decide if I want the Alice or the Bella bejewelery….

    • i’m entering myself in the contest and I already decided I will win.



      just kidding
      *friends and family of ltt/ltr cannot win this contest

      • wow. that was so rude to all our ltt/ltr friends.

        i mean family. no family.

        except moon’s cousin maybe. and the guy who plays buttcrack santa can win too (i consider him family)

  • I HAVE to enter this! Like I said on LTR, who would wanna miss out on this fun!? πŸ˜€

  • LoveHigh

    This is totally off topic, I apologize, but have any of you heard the song by Anya Marina on the New Moon soundtrack? I just heard it and I almost started crying. The lyrics are soooo sad. (Maybe I’m just PMSing… No it was sad).

    • cledbo

      is there a youtube vid for it? i’m so interweb spastic, could you embed it or link to it? that would be fab.

      • LoveHigh

        See if this works…

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  • MidnightSin

    Me thinks I am to thinking too much about this….I smell smoke….

  • cupcakechanel

    Really cool idea for a contest! Cant stop thinking of ideas lol

  • bobbygee

    Kanya is a a-hole. but hey he sells cds. But who cares. Maybe folks should care. He hurts good people. God help him. He should speak with Hank Jr. It’s call an attitude adjustment, This was a great song.

  • foogirl

    That shiz is sooooo funny…I think you should have a Kanye “Imma letchu do yo thang” West VF breakdown every week.

    Between these two posts on LTT/LTR (holla for not banning the foogirl) Imma havin hard time working because I’m laughing so hard and have to pee…..


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