Twilight Rumors

Not a rumor- a dream

Dear Gossip hounds,

A few weeks back I got a frantic IM chat from a friend saying BREAKING NEWS: The Twilight saga ends on 11/16/2012. My immediate thought was, “Breaking? Didn’t that break months ago?” And as I thought more about it…. I don’t know. I definitely knew the Twilight Saga was wrapping in November of 2012- or maybe that was a rumor I heard once. Orrrr maybe someone in the know told me. Maybe Stephenie Meyer wrote it on a slip of paper & passed it to us under the table at the interview and we were like, “Seriously? We ask you for the Robsten audition tape so we can burn it and you give us this?” or maybe I actually didn’t know that date and just assumed that to be the case? Because that’s what Harry Potter did (and Summit realizes they should copy them since they’re kinda successful) or I’m just way too involved in this fandom that I have a sense about these kind of things. I get a tingly feeling & just know the Twi-future. Call me Alice.

Then I got to thinking- I don’t know what’s real, rumor or secretive anymore. I mean, IS it public knowledge that Ashley Greene & Joe Jonas are together? Or is that just still a rumor circulating among the gossip rags? And is it actually true or do I just want it to be true- a former Disney star with a purity ring giving it up to an up-and-coming star too beautiful to be already desperate enough to date someone born in the 90s (who just yesterday turned old enough to legally knock back a few shots before she shows him what’s underneath that painted on bathing suit)  And don’t even get me started on all the rumors we’ve been told about different Twi cast members being gay. (Some obvious, some not so obvious, some that we spent an entire weekend laughing over until we decided it couldn’t be true- or wait, could it!? Sorry- mums the word!) I mean unless it’s Rob- does anyone honestly really care? Well, maybe we’d care if we found out Taylor was too… because that would make so much sense.

So I started thinking about all the rumors I’ve heard over the past almost 2 years and I came up with quite a list…. mostly about Robsten… and people Ashley may or may not have slept with… Did I miss anything?

  • Why would you cheat on me? Do I look special or something?

    Rob & Nikki are together

  • Rob & Kristen are hooking up behind Oregano’s back
  • Kristen & Nikki are more than friends (I started that one, thank you very much)
  • Nikki sold out Rob & Kristen
  • Kristen is pregnant
  • Ashley’s hooked up with Kellan
  • Ashley’s hooked up with Jackson
  • Ashley’s dating Jared from Kings of Leon (and assumingly has hooked up with him)
  • Rob & Kristen are together
  • Rob & Kristen are no longer together
  • Rob & Kristen- BACK ON
  • No one likes Nikki Reed
  • Jackson hooks up with anyone & everyone
  • Rob & Kristen like to hold hands
  • Kellan is sticking his tongue down that Anna girl’s throat
  • Taylor is with Taylor Swift
  • Taylor is gay
  • Justin Chon is gay
  • David Slade is gay
  • People still don’t like Nikki Reed. And possibly don’t like Elizabeth Reeser either

    Why don't people like me!?

  • Peter & Jennie are swingers
  • Twi (male) cast member in Vancouver put ad in Craig’s list for Asian male companionship
  • Big Daddy Lautner wears a fat suit (he’s actually really in shape)
  • Chris Hansen likes little boys
  • Nikki Reed started a blog so that people like her
  • A cat will play Edward Cullen in Breaking Dawn parts 1 & 2
  • Buttcrack Santa: What does he really do with those little bottles?
  • UnintendedChoice to replace Kristen Stewart as Bella in Breaking Dawn Parts 1 & 2 (for this rumor to be true the Edward Cullen played by a cat is not true)
  • Rob & Kristen open mouth kiss before heading into house parties where dirty men’s sweatpants are considered appropriate attire.

Okay so maybe I took some creative liberties on a few rumors… but most of them I’ve honestly heard at one time or another… So all that to say, this is what I have to say about the BREAKING NEWS about Breaking Dawn Part 2 that I may or may not have already known:

“Holy Shit. I seriously have to talk about this every day for another effing 2 and 1/2 years?”

Hold me,


Beg all you want, some rumors stay with me- but seriously… what have you heard that came true or was proved wrong? Any good rumors circulating out there right now? Was there an immaculate conception of the Robsten baby by the open mouth house party kiss? Fingers crossed!

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

  • Please, you MUST break down the supergrainy blurry Robsten pics of yesterday! You simply must! Oh wait… *runs over to LTR*

    • I assume you found the breakdown?

  • JodieO

    I heard that Rob was really into heavy red-headed girls and that he’s just biding his time until he finds the right one…. or maybe that’s just a little dream I had…

    • Michelle

      I heard this too…except it was heavy brunettes…

      • natashadushi

        pfffff As if! I heard he’s in coloured woman (twss)

        • Robsessedgirl

          No he’s definitely into heavy brunettes, in my dreams and in real life.

    • JodieO

      Allllright. Which one of you blonde or brunette bimbos thumbs-downed me?? TomStu? I thought we had a talk about that!

    • YES! I knew I was correct in going back to my natural auburn hair!

      But I prefer the term “curvy”!!!!!;-)

  • natashadushi

    I miss the news that Catherine Hardwicke can be seen at TGIF bar drinking Tequilla shots on the belly of Daddy Lautner.

  • Michelle

    Okay no seriously…so I’m pondering BD 1 and 2 this morning.

    Two hours for the first half? Assuming they stop at the birth of “IT”?

    I’m hoping and praying…literally PRAYING TO THE SWEET LORD ABOVE this means that Isle Esme is HALF the friggin’ movie.

    I say we campaign for a bear skin rug. I mean I know it’s a tropical isle and all…but dang, all us muttering okay maybe SCREAMING leg hitch at lil’ man Sladey got us a friggin zoom in during the movie. Albeit he went a lil crazy on the LITERAL leg hitch and not so much the Edward pulling Beller on top of him RIGHT AFTER that is the REAL hot part…but alas…we still got the zoom in. They HEAR us.

    BEAR SKIN RUG DANG IT. Magicness. Ahhhh yes.

    • lindsaylee


    • TeamJacobEdward

      “They” lurk LTT and take notes. Truth. I heard from someone who heard from someone who heard UC talked about it in her sleep. Concrete source.

    • Jamie

      I’m thinking that BD part 1 is going to end with Bellas eyes popping open when her transfermation is complete. That way, Summit can be all “OMG Its a Cliffhanger! notreally” like in New Moon.

      • bookworm

        I think it would be really cool if BD part 1 ended like that.

    • TeamSeth

      I always thought that the bear skin rug was supposed to be in the cottage Esme redoes for them. Right in front of the fireplace. Don’t they mention this in the book? Plus, wouldn’t it be a great social commentary on utilizing all elements of an animal if you’re going to kill it and not just use it for its blood? I mean come on Emmett, WWKD?

  • lindsaylee

    Eventhough i knew they were together for the past two years, my heart did sink a little when people caught them kissing… sigh. My husband however found the need to point this out to me over and over and over…

    Poor Nikki, she is so sad

  • TeamJacobEdward

    I loved the Kristen baby bump debate. Only because one of my absolute favorite quotes came from that debate you guys had, where said if it had been them Rob had knocked up, “I would have turned into the freaking town crier, ‘Hear ye! Hear ye! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!'”


    • Robsessedgirl

      Sorry I was so creepy yesterday.

      • TeamJacobEdward

        S’okay. 🙂 we all have our moments of weakness. Heck, if I wasn’t married to the next best thing to Edward himself (his namesake out weighing his Twi hatred I’m slowly cracking… but even that aside he’s ah-mazing) and was about 10 years younger, I probably would flip about the unicorn. 😀

    • alice_av

      “Hear ye! Hear ye! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!’” that keep me laughing for weeks It was brilliant!

  • Sj

    1.Who is James Franco?….wait, don’t worry, apparently it doesn’t matter anymore.
    2.Eclipse DVD & extras, when? Anyone?
    3.Looking at guys in the gym running on treadmills through squinty eyes does not make them look like Rob, sometimes like Jackfish though.
    4.’Taylor is not gay, Taylor is not gay, Taylor is not gay’ repeating this 1000 times will ensure non-gayness.

    5.Moon & UC showing signs of blogging distress from fear if they continue for another 1.5 years (not including DVD releases, anniversary reunions, ‘where are they now’ posts and Twilight – The Full Saga Expose by Solomon, Cathy & Nikki) they will be deemed ‘not normal’. Noooooo!!!!!!!!

    • Sj

      6.And it was actually Nacho’s dream.

    • TeamJacobEdward

      If past precedent is any guide, both Twilight and New Moon hit theaters late November. They both were released to DVD late March, almost exactly 4 months later.

      My bet is Eclipse DVD will come out around the very end of October… aw crap, just in time for Halloween… I can see the cringe-worthy, cheesy promotion niches they’re going to use already. *groan*

      • TeamJacobEdward

        (yes I realize I exposed my geekishness admitting that I actually know this)

        • TeamSeth

          No way, you exposed your geekness in being able to do math. Which really isn’t geeky at all.

    • TeamSeth

      James Franco just got served.

      • Sj

        Must be a unicorn.

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  • Janetrigs

    Don’t worry, even if I get married and have babies (haha) in the next two and a half years, I will be here with you. TEAM EAP does not quit!

    Hugs and Hate!

  • *gasp* What these rumors aren’t true. *cry* But I 100% believed everything reported on LTT and LTR is true. For shame. I’m taking my ball and going home.

    Just kidding. I love seeing the the stuff you guys come up with. I didn’t realize that there were so many ridiculous rumors out there. Poor Nikki Reed, wow I never knew Ashley Greene gets around so much. I just read that she is dating a Jonas Brother. Hopefully she is able to remove the purity ring.

    • Obava

      Nikki removed that ring with her cooter- she’s been preparing by upping her Kegel reps.

      • TeamSeth

        Hopefully she replaced it with the NuvaRing.

        Everyone looks good in a bright yellow bathing suit.

    • Bea

      It’s definately time for a letter to Joe Jonas letting him know what he’s up against.

  • So my hubs opens up US weekly and shouts, “WTHale?” (the fact that he is picking up on my TwiTalk is sexy) and so I look at the article he’s freaking over and its about AGreene w/ that Jonas kid.
    ~side note~ my hubs is obsessed w/ AGreene
    So I realized he was heartbroken and it was going to take something special to help him so I did what every good wifey should do. Threw back a couple beers w/ him and proceeded up the stairs. I mean come on, I was sulking inside too after those Robsten pics. I knew exactally how he felt!!
    P.S. I forgot how fugly Liz was as Jane Doe, ew!!

  • So I clicked the link (don’t ask me why because I have no idea maybe avoiding doing work?) for Nikki Reeds blog and was poking around. One of the commentors claims her name really is Renesmae scroll down to like the 15th comment.

  • Luludee

    “Big Daddy Lautner wears a fat suit”

    I gawfawed over that.

    Loves it!

  • blackgirltwihard

    Robsten is PR —totally convinced… Has there EVER been an actual public kiss? (I kinda liked them together, but I’ll bet my lunch money she is still with Oregano!)

    Taylor ?? Uhhhmmm I am still kinda on the fence … did you see how he special hugged Selena Gomez???

    I like Elizabeth and Nikki, js

    Ashley and Kellan — I’m pretty convinced of that one

  • Midnight_Cyn

    The rumor that Eddie is off the market is true…he is mine!
    Also true is that Kristen pretends that Rob is REALLY Eddie..
    Worse yet, I have been away from LTT wayyy too long to know what the hale I am even talking about…. 🙂

    • JodieO

      You’re making perfect sense to me!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        (HUGS YOU)!

        • JodieO

          (HUGS BACK!)

    • Sj

      After the first line I thought you meant Eddie Gathegi, who incidently does a lot of Twittering with Christian Serratos.

  • SarahG

    I’m curious…when did the “Taylor is gay” rumors start? Everyone was all excited about “Swiftner” and as soon as that was over, everyone proclaimed him gay. Who wants to take bets on how long it will take him to end up in one of her songs?

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Someone said on here once they thought a song of hers was totes about Taylor… Untouchable. Yeah, I think that’s what they said.

      (feel free to chime in if you are the one who’d told me that awhile back)

  • hepburn

    Latest rumor doing the rounds: Apparently, they changing Renesmee’s name in BD. The girl that auditioned for the part told someone or another that the names changed in the script.

    I dunno what upsets me more the fact that Renesmee Aka Freaky Teeth Baby will be in the movie (I was in denial the entire time reading BD) OR that someone old enough to have a twitter, auditioned for the part.

    If there was anytime Steph should come out of lurk mode, now would be perfect. Lol

  • Stacey

    Oh I don’t want to love all these real/fake/WTH rumors, but I do! They are my own brand of…nope not going to do it.

    What about Nikki & Paris? The Greek guy not Hilton. Unless that was a rumor too. Then throw in a Kardashian. Which one? It doesn’t matter. Just put their names in hat and pick one. Add in Britney or Lindsey and you’ve got gold. OMG, I can start working for TMZ! Or I can give a story to STAR magazine about Taylor being abducted by aliens who gave him all those muscles. So many job opportunities in creative writing. :0)

    • TeamSeth

      I think Lindsey’s out of commission for rumor-ville for a little bit. I mean, there’s nothing like jail rumors, of course, but there’s only so much you can say.

  • lapushbaby

    Hold the phone!

    Justin Chon is gay? Whaaaaaat?

    • TeamSeth


  • I love this place more everyday.
    Why was it hard to find anything on that list that I didn’t think was true at some point? Except for “Kristen is pregnant” and “David Sladee is gay”, I think they all have some merit…lmao!
    Excuse me while I cry over the true ones…

  • Cam

    2 and a half more years — my thoughts exactly! I’m kind of pissed they are dragging out Breaking Dawn. Just make it one long movie and get it over with.

    Don’t get me wrong — I love this Twilight stuff — but that part of my brain that has been taken over by it is starting to revolt. It’s ready to move on to something else.

    Did I really just say that? What happened to me?

    • BIG SIGH. Me too, a little. How crappy is that? How do I light the fire again??

      • TeamSeth

        2 bottles of red and rereading the first book.

        If that doesn’t work, try rereading that piece of crap Midnight Sun. I mean, it obviously won’t be finished, so it’s really not a big commitment to read it. But at least it’s all Edward, all the time.

        • Cam

          TeamSeth — that’s exactly what I need to do!

          I miss Edward. That’s normal. 🙂

        • TeamJacobEdward

          Ikr! boo Midnight Sun!

  • Robsessedgirl

    I love all these rumors. I’ll clear them up, K&N are lova’s for life, Peter and Jennie have swinger parties and Cougar Cathi’s house, Rob is in love with me but doesn’t know it yet. I’ll do the rest later.

  • ForEveralurker

    What happened to LTR ?
    I click and NOTHING!!!
    please someone help

    Thanks in advance

  • BrookeLockart

    We forgot the one about Rob being gay. Still sure that’s a possibility (come on, have you seen him run?)


    • hepburn

      Or how about the one where Rob was rumored to be pregnant??? The only thing that could have made it more brills is if Kristen/ Tay was rumored to be the father.

    • hepburn

      Or how about the one where Rob was rumored to be pregnant??? The only thing that could have made it more brills is if Kristen/ Tay/Tom was rumored to be the father.

    • hepburn

      Comment fail. I suck.

  • Elliebelle

    I just psyched that I might get another two and half years of LTT magicness. Just enough time for UC and NM lose all current commitments and gang up on Rob as pseudo lesbians. If his people aren’t reading this already looking for the signs and an opening, they will be. I can see it now, you’ll both be asked back as “superfans” who get a private audience with HHH and suddenly Rob is off the market. LTT
    shuts down and we’ll all know why.

  • Goodgirl goneplaid

    Is it just me (or my screen res) but do stewie and MJ look awfully similar on that first picture?
    *ducks from attack of Koolaid bottles*

  • TeamSeth

    “Twi (male) cast member in Vancouver put ad in Craig’s list for Asian male companionship”

    Are you talking about Daniel Cudmore? Because he’s the only cast member who still lives in Vancouver.

    Besides, some guys like to ride in their friend’s souped up Honda Civic. Not all guys, apparently, though I’m surprised Cuddley even has a rumor at all. I mean, he’s going through stuff too, you know? Like his girlfriend just wants to be friends and it’s really hard, you know?

    Wait, I’ve never once heard of Cudmore having a girlfriend. His brother has a wife and a daughter, but Dan… Oh, god. Is that rumor TRUE?! My hopes, my dreams…I see them now, drifting away with the Elves to the Undying Lands.

    O, I am slain.

    • hepburn

      I was halfway through your comment and actually said out loud ‘Wait a sec, something is vaguely familiar about- Ooooh! I see what u did there!’

      Haha! You have slain-ed me…

      • TeamSeth

        haha. I <3 that monologue so hard. But not as hard as I <3 Paris' line in R&J "O, I am slain" I always read it in the same voice that David Spade (yes, sPade) says, "Yay, I'm a llama again!" in Emperor's New Groove.

  • I must say, my all-time favorite Twi-rumor would have to be “Rob’s pregnant with Kristen’s baby!”

  • TwilightFan

    Wasn’t there a rumor that Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone were married? I think it was on that site who’s dated who? And I think that their was a rumor that Rob and Elizabeth were dating and that she was also maybe dating Peter? I think.

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