Oh where, oh where is a new LTT….?

Dear LTT,

(Sing the letter title to the tune of “Oh where oh where has my Little Dog Gone”)

As you can see we don’t have a new letter today. I think Moon’s internet broke last night at work and at home. I told her I thought Armageddon hit Los Angeles because of all the sin. And of course by “sin” I mean that one time when Kellan & Anna-Lynn hit up a Motor  Lodge in Studio City. And once when Olive Garden ran out of breadsticks & Big Daddy called in Taylor to karate chop the chef. (Chef= guy making $6.00/hour to heat stuff up in the oven). And also the cardinal sin of Rob Pattinson being in LA last weekend while Moon was not.

Yes, this is why Moon’s internet broke. And this is why there is no LTT today. Blame it on the motor lodge/breadstick guy/Rob Pattinson. Oh, and Summit. Because that’s just what we do here at LTT.


UC & Moon

  • Midnight Cougar (MC)

    Definitely ALWAYS BLAME SCUMMIT! I have a small LTT UC & Moon, if it’s okay, I’ll post this:

    Dear LTT:
    This morning I awoke with a whopping migraine, on a dark, dreary, rainy day, & I have work to do & a meeting to go to, geez what a way to start a Friday. BUT, then I received this, to peruse, & KAPOW my day got a whole lot brighter. This my friends is HOT!

    Oh, I can’t wait for BD. I think we’re gonna see some gooooooood smexy scenes. *sigh* Rob looks SO amazing in that white tank. I just can’t believe we have to wait so damn long to see all this hot stuff put together. How will we stand it? & Does anyone feel like me, that we will probably have seen 1/2 the movie before the actual movie comes out b/c of all these video/pic leaks? How do you all feel about all these spoilers? I love them, can’t get enough, although at my age I’ll probably have forgotten most of it anyways, but regardless it’s all good & very exciting! My weekend is looking a little brighter. 🙂

    Happy Weekend: MC

    • Anonymous

      Oooh, thanks for sharing! We may make fun of boat #7 (or whichever one that was) but gotta love the crazies who deliver goodies like this!

  • Anonymous

    Thumbs down again and today I actually hit the thumbs down. However, I am more pissed off that I don’t get to go to Philly then about no post. Hoo humm.

  • Anonymous

    As there was no new letter today I ended up perusing a unicorn’s very funny blog (http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/confessions-of-a-male-twi-hard-1), which linked to the scariest Twi-fan-made piece ever: Felt Bella’s Womb with Demon Baby Fetus. Have you guys seen this?!? http://www.journalfen.net/community/sparklefield/19857.html

    • chochang

      i’ve been reading this guy’s blog as well. and i sincerely think someone needs to introduce him to LTT!! what do you think?

      • Anonymous

        He should definately be hanging out around here, he’d love it.

      • Anonymous

        He should definately be hanging out around here, he’d love it.

    • roslynselene

      I almost threw up but instead spit my hot chocolate all over my fav shirt when I saw that (and stupid me) I also saw the picture of the inside of the womb. 🙁 I no longer want lunch.

      On a positive note, the unicorn’s blog is pretty funny. 🙂

  • Anonymous

    I blame the Star Whackers. That’s what Noreen gets for tweeting that article about the Quaids, no?

  • Anonymous

    I’m blaming Nikki too.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, there really must not be an LTT post today because I didn’t receive my normal email notification for this no-post post.

    • no cool name

      Same – that’s why I’m so late to the party.

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