Once upon a time when I was a Twilight virgin…
Dear Twilight,
I cannot believe I’m about to partake in this “Twilight Week” Moon was so excited about (Read her letter from Monday if you have no idea what I’m talking about). Sure HER post was pretty 2nd-hand embarrassing, but it’s NOTHING like mine. Ugh.. the things I do for you…. Confess that I was once an innocent Twi-virgin…with great love for a sub-par movie…who referred to Rob as “Cedric” before saying his real name. Love me through this PLEASE:
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
I just re-read the book again. And I.CANNOT.WAIT for the movie. I bought my ticket already and plan on being there super early to get seats. I will be attending with other vampire-fiends like myself.
I would like a vampire-lover. It could be Bill or Edward, however, I’d prefer Edward. Although a shape-shifter like Sam would be fine too. I take that back. I do not like dogs. However… I do wish I was Bella….. lucky duck…
[Ahem: Yes, I linked to a bunch of pictures of other vampires & shape shifters. And a duck]
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
No one will care about this post except for [insert Moon’s real name], but that’s just how much I love you, [Moon]!
I saw Twilight twice so far 🙂 (emphasis on the “so far” because I WILL see it again) I had quite realistic expectations for the movie- I love the book(s) SO MUCH that it wasn’t possible for the movie to be as good. I wasn’t sure if I liked Cedric Diggory (aka Robert Pattison) as Edward, but I did think Kristen Stewart looked perfect for Bella. First glance it looks like the Cullen family’s casting was spot-on!
I saw the movie at the sold out 7:15 show Friday night with some wonderful friends and 1,000 screaming tweens and teens. I almost kicked a 9 year old’s ass b/c her shirt said “Team Jacob,” but then she explained that “it was the only shirt Hot Topic had left.” (She was only really 9) I screamed at the Harry Potter preview along with the rest of the crowd. (And held my eyes and ears shut for the Unborn preview- what the H!?)
The movie COMPLETELY met my expectations. It stayed so close to the book and the things they changed were mostly positive (aka, bringing in the bad vamps early on- liked that). It went SO fast. Scenes that took 1 month and 250 pages in the book happened in 5 minutes- I definitely could have used more Edward/Bella love time (and I LOVED the kissing scene). I was disappointed that the only time he kisses her neck or spends much time in that region was at the Prom scene- the imagery in the book of his obsession with smelling her blood from there is SO AMAZING and they really glossed over it in the movie. Overall- I loved it. I also could have used less laughing from awkward teens and swooning every time Edward came on screen (Okay.. I swooned too) LOVED the music!
So, I’m this lucky duck who has a husband who knows how his wife obsesses over things. So, he “invited” me to join him to see Twilight again last night. I was excited- it was a sleepy, cold, rainy Monday night and I figured all the tweens were in bed. THEY WERE. The theater held only 6 guests plus us! This time, I was the only one who cheered for Harry Potter or swooned when Edward appeared!
I warned [Mr. Choice] that as a piece of art, the film would probably disappoint. It’s so hard for me to guess what “outsiders” would think since I’m such an insider. I’ve told him a lot about the story (again, I obsess) and I was convinced he would hate Bella and Edward. He was hard to read throughout the movie (I felt like Edward trying to read Bella), except when Muse came on. Then he sang along.
I absolutely loved my 2nd experience. It was SO different seeing it with “adults.” While I think I came away from my first time thinking it was a movie made for teens, I didn’t think that the second time. There were things I noticed that I didn’t the first time around- and I felt that the connection between Edward and Bella was much stronger. I was really sensitive about what [Mr. Choice] thought since I loved it so much and he’s such a film buff. His thoughts COMPLETELY shocked me!
I’m forcing him to blog what he told me last night about the movie. FORCING him. He LOVED it. He’s familiar with Catherine Hardwicke, the director, and thought it was her best film. He loved the cinematography, the actors, the chemistry between Bella and Edward. And he thought the baseball scene was brilliant (it was- I tried the “Alice leg” last night- and failed miserably) He started played Muse the minute we got home! He said that this movie will get overlooked because of the demographic- but it shouldn’t. He said no one would take it seriously, but it should be. He thought it was as perfectly done as it could have been. Even some of the things about the screenplay that I didn’t like, he thought were perfect. He said he was just WAITING for it get cheesy- and it never did. He even liked Stephanie Meyer’s cheesiest line “So the Lion fell in love with the Lamb…” So yes, my art-loving, film-buff (UFC fighting) husband liked Twilight. I am so glad!
I’m re-reading the books (of course) and just finished Eclipse. I forgot. O.M.G. It was so good! I can’t wait to finish Breaking Dawn! I’ll give you this, Team Jacob: While I hate every minute of what you LOVE in Eclipse, I do think their relationship is endearing. I love the scene in the tent when Jacob keeps Bella warm- but mostly because Edward says to him”But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that” HA! Suck on that Team Jacob.
Moon’s Comment (she was 2 out of the 3 comments. SAD!):
themoonisdown said…HAHAHA suck on that team jacob!! finished eclipse last night and LOVED it… might be the best so far… i was about to crawl out of my skin waiting for the ‘tent scene’ you were talking about. it did NOT disappoint! aaaannndd just got back from my 2nd viewing of twilight and i have to TOTALLY agree everything was better i loved it! i was over projecting what i wanted it to be and just enjoyed it for what it was. i gotta hit the 2nd review on my blog. oh man wish we could go see it a 3rd time together. daang when can we seen new moon??? 😀
[I LOVE that we reviewed & commented as if others outside of US were going to be reading these reviews.]
With tons of embarrassing love,
UnintendedChoice
WHY did I say “Lucky Duck” so much!? And I CANNOT WAIT to remind Mr. Choice how he actually LIKED Twilight in the beginning- HAHA! And I don’t remember a time when I referred to Catherine as anything other than “Cathy Hardi- frequenter of TGIFriday’s Happy Hours!” UGH… can you still “respect” me as a NORMAL Twilight fan? Or did I just get thrown in as “delusional crazy” in your book? TELL ME I’M NOT ALONE in how I was as a virgin!!!
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