Don’t Jump! And other little things…

Dear Twilight: Today’s post is a little mashup of everything- which is a good representation of life lately. Kicking us off is SJ with a little note that maybe tugged at my heartstrings a little (not to be confused with a continuous heartquake. That’s very different. I love those too)

Dear Twilight World aka ‘my fantasy life’,

maybe we'll get another photoshoot like this again soon!

I love you, have adored you, and at times rearranged significant real life events (eg getting to work on time, highjacking bosses comp. to watch New Moon premiere livestream) to suit your needs. That is why I am imploring you now to please, for the sake of the Trinity and mother Stephenie, meat patties, brain bleach, Robsten, Nobsten and Kellan’s pamphlet of LA breast cancer clinics he keeps pinned to his fridge by a Cullen crest magnet (for when his mom *ahem* visits), and yes even the *shudder* ‘snail’, please, please don’t JUMP THE SHARK, not just yet. I’m not ready.

I know that UC & Moon have been blogging much less, but bless ’em they’ve been the equivalent of Storm Troopers (maybe I mean Jedi’s??) in this whole saga ie the awesome guys. And so what if Cdubs & Cathy Hardy & the short guy are now but echoing voices, we still have Steph, Bill and whatsisname the producer. The whole cast may have temporarily faded into the LaLaLand ‘networking’ ghetto but lets remember that there are good times to come.

In just a few months we will care who that blonde chick standing to the left just behind Cuddlemore in a .52 second piece of footage is, Taylor will have had at least six more fauxmances, Ashley Greene will have done an even tackier swimsuit shoot, and Robsten still won’t be/will be getting cozy on the bearskin rug – just for us. And Dakota Fanning has/is? turning 18 years of age so, here’s extending an official welcome to LTT Dakota.

It’s already April, please just keep cruising around behind the speedboat before hitting that ski jump later in the year, you never know what may happen in the meantime, esp. if Rob is driving the speedboat. 😉


AHHH SO TRUE. NEVER LET ME GO, NEVER LET ME GO (Twilight… I’m talking to you and not at all reminiscing the amazingness of last night’s Vampire Diaries. Not one bit)

In other news I was cleaning out our inbox a bit (I read some emails sent 1 month ago, go me!) and found a gem of a picture that Kaybvee sent us. Kay was at the Breaking Dawn Black Carpet & captured a Moment when Billy Burke’s wife grabbed his ass– Kaybvee says she was “practically up in there!” See for yourself:

Hey, I’d cop a feel of that copstache any day. Go get ’em girl!

And LASTLY– my personal favorite find from our inbox (Thanks Sagalvr!)…. As you all know I was lost to Downton Abbey a few weeks back. Well, I’m on my 2nd watch through of the series (much slower this time because Mr. Choice begged me to wait & watch them with him! He loves Bates) And what’s better than Downton Abbey? Downton Abbey AND something from Twilight. So there’s this:

Downton Eddie – watch more funny videos

I knew I loved that guy!

Happy weekending



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  • chochang

    Oh Bunny and Noreen, your old videos still crack me up! LTT circa 2009 was the bomb diggity.

    LTT: giving (normal) fangirls continuous heartquakes since 2008. *jazz hands* and *slow clap*

  • Sagalvr

    So proud and happy to have made my first LTT contribution after so much stalking…um, I mean, thoughtful observation. Downton drew me in the same way and I’m hoping next season Mary is kinder to Matthew. She needs to develop some appreciation of her man, Bella-style.Thanks UC!

  • Nelle

    Thanks for the post. I am feeling kind of empty right now.  After going from BD P1(which I loved and after being my least favorite book quickly became my favorite movie) there is so little out there right now.  Moon and UC taking a much deserved break, Robsten mostly hiding. Guess this is a preview for the inevitable Twilight withdrawal after BD P2 has come and gone.  Sigh. I need to start watching Downton Abbey and Vampire Diaries.

  • Special diet

    Apropo of nothing: I have just visited the Harry Potter Studio Tour in London. It was fantastic but ALSO they have in the Great Hall, Rob ‘s Cedric Diggory outfit from Goblet if Fire! Woooo!

  • Vickybonnett

    All I keep thinking is, “shouldn’t Jacksper be posing for pics like that with his Baby Mama?”

  • Luludee

    “In just a few months we will care who that blonde chick standing to the
    left just behind Cuddlemore in a .52 second piece of footage is”  Haha! Truth!

    It took me about half of that video to realize that was Edi. And that made it all the more funny. No one can resist Downton!

  • MarbleNutSlut

    You go, KVB! Staring at Billy Burke’s ass is always a good move. And you go, too, Lady Burke, for being all, “Stare all you want, bitches, this ass is mine!” 

    She really got all up in that biz. Dayum. 

    • Venom

      Secrets to a happy marriage? A good public goosing!

  • stupidshiny

    Ooh ‘Edi’ (thanks Luludee) now I get it.  Hilarious.  I’ll never leave you LTT, you’re a keeper, mwah!

  • Twiprof

    This is great!!! I have been thinking about getting downton abbey on Netflix starting at the beginning….since, brace yourself UC, I have never seen it! Gasp! It looks right up my alley…..i will let you know when I am hooked!

  • Sj_nuiph

    *coffee snort* memo to self – if you write letters to people when you are drunk you will completely forget you have written them.

    I am currently keeping my Twilight fascination alive by trying to guess the colour of BDII premier carpet. Have they done purple?

  • GoWithIt

    I did love that photo shoot with A and J. They should do another one like that. 
    Do you think Billy Burke would listen if I begged him via Twitter to sport a copstache and dress as Charlie for the BD 2 premier? 

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