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A (very) moving Happy Birthday to UC

Dear UC,

It’s your birthday today! Duh, you were born today you remember this but I wanted to make sure everyone else remembered so I did a little Google Hangout (duh) with some of our old pals…

1st up was Kristen because I had to pull the bandaid off and knew she’d be on her SWATH/MTV Movie awards high, so I was like dude, Kristen it’s our girl UC’s birthday and she was all…

and I was like  wow, it’s amazing that after all the things we’ve said, you can just let bygones be bygones and get excited about UC’s birthday and then she was like, oh wait who is this?! And I was like ummmm this is Moon from LTT and it’s UC’s birthday, is there anything you want to give her?

It’s funny the video cut out after that…

So then I called up Taylor and I was like can you do what you do best? And he was like…

and I was like TAYLOR… this is your thing!

And he was like…

And I was like COME ON Taylor… just DO IT… all the kids are doing it…

So then he did this…

And I was like ummm… no, Taylor… that was nice and you’re talented and all but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

Yup, that’s it!

PS Big Daddy wouldn’t do it either… I asked… no really, I BEGGED.

I called up Nikki and she was like…
 what’s the point?

And I was like NIKKI… it’s her birthday… so she gave you some of her Deb modeling poses.

Then ol Kel belle was up next… yes, video chatting Kellan…

Um Kellan… we’re supposed to be talking about UC’s birthday…

KELLAN!!! Stop distracting me… what are you getting UC for her birthday?

Ok, that’s a good start… can you sub that dog for  a cat?

Yes… getting warmer…

Then this guy showed up…

PERFECT Kellan. PUUUUURRRRRFECT. #paulwesleysabs

And I knew no birthday would be complete without a little Gos, so I called this guy up…

and he was SO pumped. He had a ton of ideas for bday gifts for you…

He wrote you some poetry…

then he cried, it was so beautiful.


and then some of them were all like WHAT are we going to give her, we can never top last year… not to mention since Breaking Dawn stopped filming like over a year ago, some of us are broke. So I told them you know what she likes…

These two did a dance

and I was like ummm maybe not. And Jackson was all..

and I was like no, cause you’re doing that with your mouth… AGAIN.

This guy’s too broke to have a gif but here he is writing you a birthday song (in Quilluette)

This guy made you his own gif…

I think he may have recycled this from his niece’s softball tournament but ya know… take what you can from Mike Welch, I’m surprised he even answered my Google Hangout request after I yelled Rob in his face at the BD premiere. No hard feelings Mike! This is for UC.

After I reminded them that you’ve been blogging about them for almost 4 years, come rain or shine, cease and desists, mean tweets, nice emails, meeting THE SMeyer, figuring out how to make the forum work again and the list does on, they spontaneously started a slow clap…



and then this happened…

and it just kept going… we all knew you deserved the longest slow clap in internet history because you’re that good… handling all the business and keeping shit in check and reading emails and telling me to do things, being the best super fan ever, being a pretty rad girl and  then there was so much stuff we remembered about you we couldn’t stop clapping.

Since we couldn’t keep this slow clap up forever  we decided to get you this bunch of cat gifs instead…

And then I found these RYAN GOSLING AS A CAT GIFS (yes, you read that right) and it was all over


Happiest Birthday UC!!! I’m looking forward to this year and all it’s possibilities, changes and opportunities. Wishing you all of the very bestest.

PS If you want to see what YOU KNOW WHO DID when I called you know where to go…

Share a UC birthday gif in the comments!!!

Source: all the gif makers who made these, you are a rockstar. If you made one let us know in the comments.

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  • VixB

    Awwwww!! That was the sweetest!! Love you UC 🙂 Have a great birthday!!

  • Linda

    Happy Birthday UC! Thank you for all the things that made me laugh!

  • Blondieinco

    Have a very happy birthday UC!!


    i know how much it pained you to have “cat gifs” in your google search history, Moon, so thank you VERY much.

    love you back xx

  • JodieO

    Happy birthday, UC!

    Please tell me the cease & desist is real. And please tell me the story.

    • Luludee

       I second that!

  • BrookeLockart

    The Gos with Cat nose and whiskers is possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.

    Happiest of Birthdays to UC!!!

  • Sue G.

    Have a great, wonderful, sweet birthday!

  • The Old One

    Happy Birthday UC!  Hope it’s the best ever!

  • Happiest of Birthdays UC!!! What a selection of hilarity in the form of gif’s today!

  • MarbleNutSlut

    Gifs are the most sincerest form of expression. And seriously, if you guys haven’t been to LTR to see Rob as Cat gifs, well then I submit to you that you have not lived.

    Happy Birthday!!!!

  • Kindred Spirit

    Just try to stop me from wishing UC a great birthday…

  • Kindred Spirit

    Ok, so I couldn’t get my gif to post…imagine Jasper charging a defenseless Bella…

  • Happy Birthday, UnintendedChoice – you blogging legend you!

    And thank you Moon for the nice boob-shot .gif of Rosalie standing up at the wedding.  I’m ashamed of myself for not noticing that before.

  • Luludee

    Happy Birthday UC!! We unconditionally and irrevocably love you!

    Damn, Kellan looks good in those glasses. 

    • TeamSeth

       It may have been the first time I felt a twinge of attraction for Kellan…  And the paul high five didn’t hurt either.

      • Luludee

        I’ve always appreciated his looks, but he never really did anything for me. The glasses are a nice touch though.. and actually, the dark hair helps too. But I also loved the high five with Paul, even though I am not a follower of VD. (I watched for awhile, but actually kind of resisted becoming a hard core fan, which could very easily happen.)

  • northernlights

    Happy birthday, UC!!! Paljon onnea 🙂

    • northernlights

      Also, anything with cats *and* Gos is a huge win. Thanks for the hilarity!

  • Stacey

    That was a brilliant birthday present for the brilliant UC, Moon! Happy Birthday, UC!

    (I particularly loved the bromance with Kellen and Stefan. How I love my Vampire Diaries! Though I am still five episodes behind.)

  • Teamseth

    Happy bday UC!!! Another year of awesome coming up! 🙂

  • Sisterpenguin

    Hippo birdie two ewe oh wondrous one. May your days be full of Gos, Gifs and cats (and all combined)

  • JellyBeanRainbow

    It feels like its my birthday too. Those gifs made my month!

    Happy B – day, UC!

  • Bubs

    Have a wonderful Birthday UC !!! I’m sure all your dreams will be coming true after all the “good Karma” you have given us.

  • MariaCecilia

    With friends like these, you’re bound to live until you’re a hundred UC, because I read that people who are married live longer, and hey, you’re like married to the bunch of us! Thank you for making my life a lot more fun to live!!!

  • minuit passé

    I’m too late, wishing you a fabulous year UC (and recovery, from the birthday)!

    (Ah memories of all the birthdays & anniversaries here)


  • TeamJacobEdward

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY UC!!!  Sorry I’m late to the party, but I hope you had the happiest of birthdays.  xo

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