Dear LTT/LTR Readers and random Googlers-
When we started this blog we weren’t really sure anyone would show up and it was mostly a place for us to catalog all the funny things we had said about Twilight and Rob… but little did we know you all would show up. And boy, did you ever! So we sat around wondering how in the world did they find us? Then we found this handy dandy feature on our blogs that tells us the search terms people used to find us. Most of them are your regular run-of-the-mill Twilight related terms but then there are the ones that made us wonder who in the world are these people and WHY would they be searching for this and WHY of all places would they come here looking for THAT? (we also wondered how many run-on sentences we could create). So we started keeping track of all the ones that made us laugh…
These are terms people used to find us
- taylor lautner is ripped – Yea he is! and we feel like creepsters talking about it, but we must cause he is now Wolfgirl property
- save a volvo ride a vampire lyrics – Heck no we did not write this ‘parody song’ but we definitely make fun of it!
- who plays renesmee in breaking dawn- um, no one. That’s a weird question. Have you ever read breaking dawn? This is not actually a movie. YET.
- jizz in my parents– I about peed my parents when I read this one, uh GROSS?
- kristen stewart twilight pants off makeo – so excited they couldnt even finish “makeout.” trust us, she’s not that exciting
- kristen stewart lesbian– yeah, we thought so too
- is rob pattinson a virgin – not after we’re done with him
- kristen stewart has no boyfriend – HAHA this might be news to Mikey Oregano
- rob and kristen fanfiction– i’m so 2nd hand embarrassed to read this one. as IF we’d ever write rob/kstew fan fic! Come on people!
- nikki reed kristen stewart kiss – again! We know
- susquehanna university – and you ended up here? I think you may be lost
- kristen stewart and nikki reed holding hands – apparently EVERYONE else is thinking the same thing
- taylor lautner teeth whitening – RIGHT!! Seriously, we want to know this too! Spill your secrets Taylor!
- rob pattinson likes asian – Yea, we have a sneaking suspicion who searched this one and her name is: his one and only and yes, friend he wants to give you a HUCG!
rob pattinson ticklish – yes but only on his… uh… yea we’ll save those details for ourselves
- nikki reed kiss with kristen stewart van – kissing in a VAN?! down by the river perhaps?
- edward pantless pics – What?! WHERE?!
- twilight unicorn quote – have you READ Twilight? There are NO Unicorns in Twilight but there are TONS here!
- i hate ashley hate site ex gf – Sounds like you need some anger management cause we LOVE us some Ashley
- emmett shirtless pics – yes, i’m proud of this one because it is my one-woman mission to procure every shirtless Kellan picture in existence and curate them here as a homage to his greatness
- pictures of hand writing of robert pattinson – uh, this is creepy! what are you some kind of stalker?
- robert pattinson i hate you but i want to – again with the hate! don’t hate, participate people!
- reed midnight sun online – maybe you should READ more school books instead
Keep em coming googlers!
Themoonisdown & UnintendedChoice
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