Oh where, oh where is a new LTT….?

Dear LTT,

(Sing the letter title to the tune of “Oh where oh where has my Little Dog Gone”)

As you can see we don’t have a new letter today. I think Moon’s internet broke last night at work and at home. I told her I thought Armageddon hit Los Angeles because of all the sin. And of course by “sin” I mean that one time when Kellan & Anna-Lynn hit up a Motor  Lodge in Studio City. And once when Olive Garden ran out of breadsticks & Big Daddy called in Taylor to karate chop the chef. (Chef= guy making $6.00/hour to heat stuff up in the oven). And also the cardinal sin of Rob Pattinson being in LA last weekend while Moon was not.

Yes, this is why Moon’s internet broke. And this is why there is no LTT today. Blame it on the motor lodge/breadstick guy/Rob Pattinson. Oh, and Summit. Because that’s just what we do here at LTT.

Love,

UC & Moon

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Twilight Buzz

Continuing with Moon’s idea of “mini” letters on Monday, today we’re going to discuss the latest Twilight “buzz” with a few little letters of my own:

Dear Cathy Hardi,

Wait, something about your new movie sounds familiar

What could it be? There’s:

Catherine Hardwicke
Billy Burke
A Wolf
Girl torn between two men
Familiar looking woods
Familiar looking mountains
An Actress from a Summit film

Is “All of the above” an answer? Man- you really like what you like & stick with it, huh?

And did you seriously use your interview about a totally unrelated movie to say

“Shiloh was my runner-up for Edward in “Twilight” but he and Kristen [Stewart] didn’t have the instant chemistry lock that is now well-known.”

Ohhh Cathy- give it a rest! We know- YOU are the reason for the magicness. It was probably in front of YOUR fireplace that they first made love on the bear skin. It was on YOUR video camera that their connection was first noticed and you watch it every night before you go to bed because it’s “Groovy.” We know. And until you release that video with the proof of the “magicness” no one cares…

In other news, I’ll probably see this movie. If not in the theaters, definitely when it’s on that free movie channel On Demand.

Dear Charlie,

It has come to our attention that tomorrow is “Have sex with a guy with a mustache” day. It’s for Cancer. It would be horrible if it didn’t happen. And you see…… you’re the only one I know with a mustache right now. So I’m just putting it out there- I’m willing. For cancer, and all. And since tomorrow is the official “Have sex with a guy with a mustache day,” I can bet there are tons of others who feel the same way.

Born-again virgin no more! Get out that little comb & make it happen. There are plenty of gals who wouldn’t mind a mustache ride. For cancer, of course.

More, after the jump! Continue…

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