From here to Breaking Dawn, the timeline
*Stay tuned for a VERY IMPORTANT note from UC and Moon at the end of this post*
Dear Breaking Dawn (uno and dos),
You are quite a ways off, especially in our ADD, RIGHT NOW, twitter update, I knew it before you did, always connected obsessed world. So what are we do do for the next 2 PLUS years?!!!?!! That’s a lot of time! Houses are built, babies are conceived AND born, people meet and break up. What will happen in the world of Twilight over the next two years?
I’ve come up with a timeline for what I think the next two years in the Twilight fandom will look like…
September 2010 – Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas elope to Las Vegas and make “Ashoe” official
October 2010– Sales on Loquat costumes on regrEtsy go through the roof
November 2010 – Breaking Dawn begins filming in Vancouver and Louisiana. Louisiana considers renaming their sta Twilousiana because of the jump in tourism courtesy of crazy Twihards. They reconsider after the crazy Twihards test their police and emergency services to their limits in an effort to keep the cast somewhat safe.
December 2010 – Moon and UC celebrate 2 years of blogging about Twilight and Robert Pattinson
-100 Monkeys, Sam Brady (typo and it stays!), Bobby Long, Marcus Foster, Kiowa Gordan and his band Touche, Tinsel Korey and Mike Welch on vocals and Sage come together in whatever town Breaking Dawn is filming in for a special Christmas benefit concert. Before the cops bust in and arrest them for noise complaints they all gather on stage and sing “We are the Rob.”
January 2011 – Moon and UC sue 100 Monkeys, Sam Bradley, Bobby Long, Marcus Foster, Kiowa Gordan and his band Touche, Tinsel Korey, Mike Welch and Sage for stealing their hit song “We are the Rob.”
– Robsten breaks up, on set, over an argument about a flannel shirt and a jelly doughnut
– Robsten reunites 3 days later over a French Cruller in craft services
Follow the cut for the rest of the timeline and to read our VERY IMPORTANT note
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