News Dump: A whole lotta Kristen Stewart with a LITTLE TomStu on the side

Needs more Garrett Hedlund

Dear LTT-ers,

There’s lots of little bits of Twilight and SORTA-we-wish-we-were-and-kinda-are related bits of news out there floating around. Since there’s nothing HUGE happening, like pictures of Renesmee and Jake’s first date or Edward giving Jacob the birds and the bees talks… oh those didn’t happen? Well in any case here’s a round up of what’s going on out there in the world of Twilight…

• The Twitters are…uh… atwitter with talk of the stills released from Kristen’s upcoming movie On The Road. UC and I spent hours (read: minutes) discussing but we’ll let you *ahem* come *ahem* to your own conclusions about it CLICK IT! (Source)
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• New Water for Elephants poster! Now with even more fireballs falling from the sky!
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• Indie actress Kristen Stewart in negotiations to play Snow White in Snow White and the Hunstman from art house studio Universal and supposedly turned down playing little known comic book icon Lois Lane in the Superman reboot being produced by another small studio called Warner Brother.

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Tom says something about Kristen in On the Road here. The real issue is that fact that TomStu looks teeeeeny tiny next to RACHEL BILSON. If Summer Roberts can make TomStu look small than homeboy needs like 5 more Hot Pockets.
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Was it awkward when someone from Ouch Magazine (wtf?) chased Chaske backstage after his performance at Chippendales and demanded he tell them what kind of women he was into while they filmed it with their cell phone camera?

Tons of Kristen for our Kristen fans and actual SET PICTURES!! See Summit, it’s not that hard, take a cue from On the Road!! I actually think at this point we have a better chance of Stephenie leaking some pictures she took with a disposable point-and-shoot camera from the corner 7/11 taken on her set visits than we do of seeing official ones. *sigh*

Another day, another random news item!
Themoonisdown
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Excited about On the Road but probably MORE excited for the insane twitter speculation about how jealous Rob is of those set pics and how Garrett Hedlund’s arm is around her. CONSPIRACY! And really WHAT is that outfit Chaske is wearing and WHY is there NO explanation about it? And do we all think I could fit TomStu in my handbag and carry him around like a lil chihuahua?

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News Dump: The one with a lotta Sundance and a lotta Renesmee

Double feature now showing!

Dear LTT-ers,

It’s time to catch up on the news that only needs a sentences worth of discussion. Yes, it’s time for another News Dump! So put on your Bella jacket and mittens cause there’s a whole lotta Sundance!

• At first I thought Elizabeth Reaser was at Sundance to promote her flick Homework, then I realized they just hired her so they could screen the movies on her huge foreFIVEhead. Dang. PS It’s Oregano!!

• In between holding still for the screenings, Elizabeth talked about Kristen and Mackenzie. Don’t bother watching, it’s everything you expect: “Kristen scared me!” and “She looks like their child!” Boom, saved you 4 minutes!

• Apparently it must be a Holy Trinity week of filming cause Charlie Bewley is ALSO at Sundance and he dropped this awesome gem when asked about Renesmee:

“I imagine if Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had a kid it’d be like this grungy…awkward and shy kind of thing,” jokes Charlie Bewley, who plays Demetri in the vampire movie franchise.

Dare to NAIR ladies

• I’m sure it’s a BIG DEAL that artist Richard Phillips included Rob, Kristen and Dakota on his “Most Wanted” list and created pop images of them but I’m not so sure the girls appreciate the weird shadows on their upper lips that look oddly like mustaches.

• WHO wasn’t at Sundance? Chaske Spencer ALSO dropped by the gifting suites to debut his new hair and announce he joined Fall Out Boy and will be quitting BD and touring this spring with the band. Then he bequeathed the role of Sam back to Solomon Trimble who clocked out at Home Depot and jumped on Cathi Hardi’s private jet for Sundance. Free shiz it free shiz however you get it.

• Bella’s house was pulled out of storage (a Vancouver Twimom’s garage) and reconstructed over the last few days. It looks more like a Sears Siding commercial or the AFTER tornado view of Dorothy’s house in Kansas than the home of the Swans.

Things that are important to note from this video:
1. Jackson’s Jasper hair is back. The REAL Jasper hair. Like Twilight Jasper hair. We may need to get a muffin basket together for the BD hair folks
2. The 100 Monkey have a REAL, ACTUAL Tour bus???
3. In 5 years Jackson may be on Dancing with the Stars… or Dancing with the hands-y fans.
4. Who does Jackson give HJ’s to regularly at MTV that the 100 Monkeys keep showing up on this MTV videos?
5. Jackson seems to have dropped the totally over the top accent plus side mouth talking thing a bit. He must read LTT. *Hi Jacky!*
6. That one dude totally wishes he was Jackson. Sorry dude jumping around in the back who’s name I don’t know. Enjoy it while it lasts!
7. Does Jackson have one suitcase fully devoted to his WEIRD hat collection?

• If you weren’t scared about bringing Breaking Dawn to the big screen you will be after you see this fan art I dug up over at Twifans. WOAH. Someone hold me.

• BREAKING NEWS: Still no new set pictures or actual evidence that they’re doing anything in Baton Rouge. SHOCKING.

Off to the gifting suites… I mean Sundance!
Themoonisdown

Srsly how are 100 Monkeys still being featured on MTVonline on the regular? I don’t get it.I was mean about Liz’s fivehead but for reals, side sweep, am I right? What say you?

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Twilight at the Scream 09 Awards – a mind f*ck

This one's for the werewolves!!

Dear LTT-ers and people who like scary movies and watch stuff like the Scream Awards-

Ashley, Chelsea and I had the pleasure of attending the Scream awards last night at the Greek Theater wherein Twilight was nominated for like 8 bajillion awards and wherein apparently EVERY celeb feels like showing up to check out the freaks n geeks. Mostly freaks. And wherein we dressed up like Twilight characters. Yup.

Here’s our story…

Being the freaks we are and because we had to (audience members come in costume) we went for authentic Twilight, New Moon Costumes. Like seriously we analyzed each characters outfits and pulled together costumes down to the minute details. Here we are as Alice, Rosalie and Victoria (as seen in New Moon)

Alice, Victoria and Rosalie giving our best bitch face

Ok, maybe we're not so mean!

Follow the cut to hear the rest of our Scream Awards experience and to hear ALL about the new NM footage!
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