Posted by themoonisdown on November 24th, 2009
Dear Jimmy Fallon,
First off I heart your show! If anyone had to take the late night spot of my beloved Conan, I’m glad its you. While your hair doesn’t stand up to the fabulous red heights of CoCo’s beautiful soft serve ice cream cone of a hairdo, your humor does. I cant tell you how many times me and my friends yell out “BOTHERED” on a daily basis or “hungerectomy” (when you get your hunger removed, naturally) or “snacklish” (I learned my first word in Snacklish: it’s BOTHERED!) and beg everyone we know to visit Robertisbothered.com just so they can participate in the awesomeness of “pumpkins are dumb fat squashes!” Now, we originally thought you were jumping on the Twilight/Rob bandwagon because it’s the (sorta, if you’re a major nerd like us) hip thing right now and heck, if we’re all honest anything Twilight will get you mad viewers.
But I was so wrong.
but really what's it like being with EDWARD CULLEN?! Does he really sparkle?
You didn’t make Robertisbothered.com or have Taylor and Kristen on your show just because you wanted viewers. You did it cause you’re SUCH A FANBOY!!! It’s alright to admit it, I watched your interviews with both Kristen and Taylor and I could see it in your eyes. You had the look of a Twimom who’d been standing in line at a Hot Topic for 10 days just to get the new Jacob doll or to get your DVD signed by Bob the Electrician #3 on the film. Trust me, I’m a seasoned professional Twilight outer, I can see this stuff a mile away. So when you started acting all nervous and dorky (more than usual) around Kristen I knew you had it BAD. You talked about the good stuff like Bon Iver (though KStew didn’t know the backstory) and you had her throw footballs at plates (aka what the UC & Moon’s talk show would consist of) I just wished you had freaked her and Taylor out with some super creepo detailed fan questions such as:
- “So have you thought about how you’re going to act out a half human, half vampire baby is eating its way out of your uterus?
- Seriously, fade to black?! Don’t you agree Kristen, Stephenie Meyer is such a cock block there?!
- Taylor, you’re gonna imprint on a newborn baby, don’t you find it funny that after protecting you for the last year, Chris Hansen is gonna be chasing after YOU now?! Cause I’m dying thinking of the irony here.
- So what’s Buttcrack Santa really like!? SPILL!
Read the rest and watch some videos of awesomeness after the cut
Posted in: Kristen Stewart
, New Moon movie
, Taylor Lautner
, Twilight Actors
, chat show
, Conan O'Brien
, Jimmy Fallon
, Kristen Stewart
, Late Night
, New Moon
, Saturday Night Live
, talk show
, Taylor Lautner
, Team Edward