Time for a Newsdump: Everything NOT Twilight related aka Kellan shows us his Calvins!

Yo, it's about that time to bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme. I'm gonna get mine so get yours, I wanna see sweat comin' out ya pores!

Dear LTT-ers

I was just lamenting (yes it was quite sorrowful) on Twitter that there was simply NO news about Twilight out right now and that makes things awfully boring… but then I started researching and there’s TONS of non-Twilight specific news that our favorite friends are in… so let’s get to it!

• In the best news in the history of the world category: Kellan Lutz will be the new Marky Mark for Calvin Klein. Can’t wait to see if “nothing gets between him and his Calvins” besides his mini New Testament Bible. Fingers crossed for a Kellan cover of “Good Vibrations“

• The trailer for “The Runaways” comes out and I can’t help but think two things-  ONE: they look like little girls playing dress up and TWO: I hope Dakota gets to punch someone

Che-Che-Che-Cherry BOMB!!!

Wait, this isn't the Maxim cover shoot!

• This is the prom dress you see on the rack at Goodwill and think, dude that would be perfect for my prom scene in “Can’t Buy Me Love” Halloween Costume (just right for doing the African Anteater dance in!)

• The theme of Rob and Emilie de Ravin’s Remember Me photoshoot for Vogue is “a date at LACMA (Los Angeles County Museum of Art)” why do I picture Rob showing Emilie his favorite works of art: The Kramer or Dogs Playing Poker?

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Blood, guts and social messages

Dear Jackson-

How did you keep a straight face while being interviewed by THIS GUY? I mean the site is called Bloody Disgusting and the interviewer guy calls himself “Spooky Dan.” You looked like you were about to lose it from .14-.22 but you reigned it in and started getting all philosophical about Horror movies. You talked about social messages being ‘imbued’ in the subtext and racial tension being part of  “Night of the Living Dead.” WTF! Apparently we need to hire you to help us write our “Twil-sophy’ letters on here. Geez, smarty! Also you from 330-350, CUTE ALERT. Oh and there’s 100 Monkeys talk… guess there’s an ALBUM in the works. Imagine that. yea, just imagine.

If you wanna get creeped by Spooky Dan but soothed by cute Jackson watch the on-set video above and check out the movie Dread, which I guess Jackson was on the set of for this interview and will be acting in at some point.

Love your GUTS,
Me

PS oh god, I just found out Spooky Dan lives in Hollywood. Save me!

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