Someone really loves Big Daddy Lautner
Dear Big Daddy Lautner,
We got this e-mail related to you last Friday when we featured you on one of the new Breaking Dawn Part 2 Posters:
How dare you old ass hags disrespect Taylor’s father like that by putting him on some damn poster. Are you bitches mad because he makes more money then you yeah that’s what it is. Or the fact that your husbands are lazy ass men that don’t do shit for a living.
Dear director of the Daniel Lautner Fan Club,
You’re right. It was so disrepsectful to feature Rob on a poster along with Big Daddy. Daniel deserves his very own features. Like this one we did a few years back of Daniel outside of his favorite restaurant:
or that time we artistically represented what Big Daddy dreams about during sporting events:
Or that one where we shared how Taylor & his dad demanded a tricked out trailer:
Or that time we superimposed a fish filet sammy over Taylor’s head:
We were wrong to include the infamous Daniel Lautner with that terrible Robert Pattinson. We hope you’re able to forgive us & are convinced of how much we really do love our favorite Twi cast member’s dad (well, tied to Dick Pattinson, followed closely by Mr. Stoner Stewart)
Love,
A couple of broke old hags with lazy ass men for husbands
It’s been awhile since we’ve gotten a hater good enough to share. This one really gave me cheer on Friday afternoon! Hope your holiday weekend (in the US!) was grand! XOXO -UC
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