Posted by themoonisdown on May 28th, 2009
doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well...
I’m writing you two days in a row… I know- check my pulse, I may be ill, but after yesterday when we were treated to the images of you and Rob SHIRTLESS in Italy (aka the day the earth stood still), I knew I needed to talk to you again. I’m ‘unconditionally and irrevocably’ jealous of you. I’m openly admitting this to you on a very public blog in which I usually give you a lot of crap because, you see, to kiss a man like this and not do anything else would simply be a tragedy to the entire human race, female and male. I can’t live in a world where someone isn’t enjoying Mr. Pattinson… oh and uh Rob.
I don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump n grind...
Now I know you and Oregano are an item and swear up and down every day that you’re happily together and whatever… but COME ON! You’re in a foreign country! People do stupid stuff when they’re in foreign countries, like buy leather jackets they don’t need and rub shoulders with the locals ifyouknowwhatimsaying. You should let loose one night and blame it on the goose, blame it on the henney, blame it on whatever but PLEASE PLEASE don’t waste such a great opportunity.
Ok if you’d like to keep denying yourself, Kristen, I’m gonna open this letter up to the following… any takers?
my FAVE pic... that butt slot is just begging me to put a quarter in it
01. Ashley Greene (seriously girl)
02. Anna Kendrick (we already know he was in St. Louis with you, why not Italy?)
03. Elizabeth Reaser
04. Rachelle LeFevre
05. the actress that played Ms. Cope
06. Whoever will play Mrs. Newton
07. The craft services chick
08. The gay dudes from hair and make up
09. the camera man
10. Nikki Reed (you know I’m serious now)
11. Stephanie Ritz
12. Stephenie Meyer (make your dreams come true girl!)
13. The Plumber at the hotel
14. Random Italian grandmas in the piazza they’re shooting in
15. Chris Weitz
16. Dakota Fanning (whats the age of consent in Italy?!)
17. Kellan Lutz, when you guys are spooning in Rob’s hotel room!
18. SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, ok I’ll just have to fly over to Italy and DO IT myself! Like they say, if you want something done right you have to do it yourself!
On my way! Oh and get that gladiator costume ready…
PS Don’t forget to check out the inevitable breaking down of these pictures over at Letters to Rob!
Daily chat over at the forum along with a TON of other goodies
Pictures: from EVERYWHERE! Popsugar, Lainey, Robert Pattinson Unlimited, and whoever else helped make this the best day ever!
Posted in: Bella
, Kristen Stewart
, New Moon movie
, Rob Pattinson
, Anna Kendrick
, Ashley Greene
, bella swan
, camera man
, Chris Weitz
, craft services
, Dakota Fanning
, edward cullen
, Elizabeth Reaser
, hot n heavy
, kellan lutz
, Kristen Stewart
, make up
, Michael Angarano
, Mrs Newton
, mrs. cope
, New Moon
, Nikki Reed
, Rachelle Lefevre
, Robert Pattinson
, Stephanie Ritz
, Stephenie Meyer