What I learned about Kristen Stewart in British Vogue

Dear Kristen,

In this fast-paced world of Blogging (and by that I mean the 3 weeks behind we are generally here at LTT), I sometimes forget that in the “regular” world stuff is prepped MONTHS in advance.

For example: one of my friends is a designer at Anthropologie and she is currently wrapping up styles for THE FALL OF 2013.
WHAT THE?

And have you ever noticed that in magazines sometimes you’ll read “At press time Mr. Smith was working for blah blah” AT PRESS TIME. Meaning they are prepping for the chance that when the mag releases the news is old & no longer true.

Enter this month’s British Vogue with YOU on the cover with the steamy title “KRISTEN STEWART: ON LOVE AND LIVING DANGEROUSLY.” FINALLY! You’re speaking out! You’re explaining YOUR side of the story!

Orrrrrr..since this is an October issue this interview was most likely conducted last year around Christmastime when you were feeling full of love & danger as you & Rob had a contest to see who could get the bear skin love-making rug closer to the living room fire without catching your hair on fire… we actually get nothing steamy & juicy at all except a tired quote about how you don’t know how to be famous. BORRRRRRINGGG!

But I learned something from the Vogue teaser and that is… You look SO different than you did in 2008! I may have watched that hilarious Bad Lip Reading Video (<— read that) 1,000 times since Tuesday so I’m kinda an expert on Kstew circa 2008. But THIS:

and THIS

looks like Sophia Bush or Jessica from What I wore. Not THIS girl:

And THAT is all I, unfortuantely, learned from Kristen Stewart in British Vogue.

Love,
UnintendedChoice

What do you think? You gonna pick up British Vogue? Can we get that in the US anyway?

GUYS– New Twilight trailer TONIGHT at the VMAs!

Check out the Vogue teaser here

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Time for a Newsdump: Everything NOT Twilight related aka Kellan shows us his Calvins!

Yo, it's about that time to bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme. I'm gonna get mine so get yours, I wanna see sweat comin' out ya pores!

Dear LTT-ers

I was just lamenting (yes it was quite sorrowful) on Twitter that there was simply NO news about Twilight out right now and that makes things awfully boring… but then I started researching and there’s TONS of non-Twilight specific news that our favorite friends are in… so let’s get to it!

• In the best news in the history of the world category: Kellan Lutz will be the new Marky Mark for Calvin Klein. Can’t wait to see if “nothing gets between him and his Calvins” besides his mini New Testament Bible. Fingers crossed for a Kellan cover of “Good Vibrations“

• The trailer for “The Runaways” comes out and I can’t help but think two things-  ONE: they look like little girls playing dress up and TWO: I hope Dakota gets to punch someone

Che-Che-Che-Cherry BOMB!!!

Wait, this isn't the Maxim cover shoot!

• This is the prom dress you see on the rack at Goodwill and think, dude that would be perfect for my prom scene in “Can’t Buy Me Love” Halloween Costume (just right for doing the African Anteater dance in!)

• The theme of Rob and Emilie de Ravin’s Remember Me photoshoot for Vogue is “a date at LACMA (Los Angeles County Museum of Art)” why do I picture Rob showing Emilie his favorite works of art: The Kramer or Dogs Playing Poker?

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