Sour Puss

Dear Kristen-

Please try to look excited or interesting for once in your life. You seem like a nice gal and I realize you’re 18 and trying to be really cool n indie n shit and probably had to endure one too many Hot Topic appearances BUT honey, you get to stand next to a gorgeous boy at all these photo calls,  you get to wear cute clothes and your shoes are killer. You get to make a living being an actor. You’ve gotten to kiss not only Rob Pattinson, but Adam Brody AND Emile Hirsh for crying out loud. Life is NOT that hard.

I dare you to look like you’re having a good time. Just once.

The end.



ps i almost fell asleep making this

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