Last minute checklist before we meet Stephenie Meyer!
Who's ready to talk about Edwaaaaaarrrdd??!
Dear LTT-ers,
By now you know today is the big day! We can’t believe it’s finally here- we get to meet and talk with Stephenie Meyer and not as we’re being hauled away by security guards while we beg for Robert Pattinson’s phone number, we were actually invited! But how do you prepare for such a day? What do you even bring with you… well, besides your Pattinson Pants?
We came up with a quick list of our must have items for our extended visit with Ms. Meyer at an undisclosed location (NOT the breakroom at Newton’s Outfitters).
- Our LTT/LTR flask filled with the good stuff cause we’re nervous as F*ck
- Box of fish sticks so we can make impromtu filet-of-fish sammys in case she brings Big Daddy
- Our red lipstick
- Khaki, ankle length skirts for our mid-interview costume change
- Plate of nachos for Stephenie to take home to Nacho as our gift for having to put up with all of us
- Our Christmas list for Buttcrack Santa, it’s never to early to get a head start on the Holidays
- A dreamcatcher to ward off evil spirits who wish us ill will. Aka TammyO, and the girls who said “those Kristen haters get to meet Stephenie?”
- A Quiellete to English dictionary because we’re sure at this point Stephenie is fluent in the language and we want to be able to catch every hilarious Mr. Berty anecdote!
- A tattoo artist so that we can make that Stephenie Meyer autograph permanent (like the Rob tattoo girl), right over our breast, where it belongs!
And with that we’re off to meet HER!!!! Wish us luck, say a prayer to your Rob shrine and wish upon a star that everything goes off without a hitch. If you don’t hear from us by Monday, don’t come looking for us because obviously we’ve become BFF’s with Stephenie and have moved into her home a la the sisterhood of the Twilight. We love you!
XO
Moon and UC
Did we forget anything?
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