Taylor and Wolfgirl sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Dear Taylor and Wolfgirl-
Since we hooked you two kids up for Taylor’s 17th birthday we thought we’d give you another gift. Being the kind, responsible folks we are here at LTT/LTR we’ve decided it would be best to lend our services as chaperons on Taylor and Wolfgirls dates. You see we want this to last and understand the pitfalls that many relationships fall into. Especially Hollywood relationships. So Rob, UC and I have agreed to triple date with you to keep your minds and hearts pure. Not to mention give you less hump-y potentional. For you guys at least. Us? That’s a different story.
Dates and locations we approve of…
- Volunteering at the old folks home – Wolfgirl can play piano, Taylor can entertain them with karate kicks and then you guys can duet on “Apologize“
- Five after Five dinner specials at Luby’s on Tuesdays – carpool with the old foggies from the home
- Youth Group Lock-ins
- The Library – you two can do research on the teen pregnancy and abstinence essays we’ll be collecting at the end of the date
- Bingo and table games night at the Elks Lodge – now these are some folks you could learn a thing or two from, like how to wash out ziplock baggies and avoid emphysema n stuff
Now we’re not saying don’t have a little fun, by all means please do! Hold hands, skip, kisses on the cheek, sit next to each other in church but listen kids, you gotta leave enough room for the holy spirit!
Now excuse me while Rob and I go make out in the reference section of the library.
Your older wiser mentors!
Themoonisdown and UnintendedChoice