It’s THIS big? Handtalkers interview Stephenie Meyer!

Dear LTT-ers and Stephenie super fans,

It’s Friday again so time to roll out some more of our interview with Stephenie Meyer. We’ve told you all about “Leghitch, hunt, imprint” and we’ve even showed you how well Stephenie can perform the leg hitch and how we drooled over Xavier together. Now it’s time to hit up the never ending fountain of awesome that is the pictures from the interview. Who knew 4 hours worth of pictures of a couple people around a table could be so interesting?

Roll that beautiful bean footage…

Moon: So Stephenie, I was wondering how big the fish Charlie catches on a Saturday out with Harry Clearwater… are they this big? What about Robert Pattinson’s feet? They’re pretty large right? Tell us more about what size he’s working with…
UC: That’s why he’s always tripping, right? Size issues… down there?

Stephenie: Guys, it’s all pretty normal. Like the size of my hand here… not that big of a deal.

Twilight Series Theories: But if you stretch it out would it be the size of the bacon on my plate or the piece of melon?

Twilight Series Theories: Ok, ok… what if you smooshed it?

Twilight Source: Stephenie, what about if you REALLY get in there and jiggled it around, really shook it, would it still be that size?

Twifans: We’ve taken the liberty of drawing up a few options of what we think if could be last night in our hotel room. You don’t have to answer but if it’s smaller, cough twice and if it’s bigger, wink your left eye

Twifans: Wait, was that two winks or one?

Meghan: Guys, trust me she’s not lying I’ve seen her sketches in her notebook. It’s really this big.

Twilight Source: So we’re talking about a foot? Or two glasses of Butter Beer stacked on end? Or maybe it’s the same length as Harry’s wand?

Stephenie: Really?! I choose you all to interview me instead of major news outlets and this is what you ask about?

Moon: Alright. Point taken. So, Stephenie… we figured out the length, but what about the weight… could I hold it in this hand without assistance?
Stephenie: Oh my god! You guys… trust me. *coughs twice*

COME ON who doesn’t love a size joke?!

Happy Friday!

What were we talking about? And how big IS it? If you could ask Stephenie anything NOT Twilight related what would it be?

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  • superhumanmoron

    I’d ask her for a picture of Pancho. Duh.

  • celestialchic

    Is she a spitter or a swallower? You know . . . when she uses her Pro Health Crest mouthwash . . .

    • WIN!

      • Stacey

        Shouldn’t you be packing, young lady? There’s a fabulously wealthy and handsome sheik waiting for you! :0)

  • Cazza

    I’d ask her if she ever consider an extra marital affair with a man called Ron?


  • bookworm

    I would ask for first drafts for all of her books.

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  • HAHA!
    I don’t want to consider the size of Rob’s nether regions. It freaks me out.

    I think I’d want to ask Stephenie about her religious views… but I hate it when people ask me, so I wouldn’t.

    Ummmm… I don’t really know what I’d ask her. I’d probably just nod, laugh and do a lot of blushing. Journalist, I am not.

    • Stacey

      I would just blush a lot too! That and giggling at random things, while apologizing for my Breaking Dawn comments. “umm… Mrs. Meyers…giggle…I really do like it, but…giggle…teeth….giggle…umm…baby”

      It would not be a pretty conversation, on my part. Which, is a shame, because she seems really nice and I’d like talking to her.

  • Ish

    I would ask her what she thought of global warning Just joking. I would ask her to be my BFF then what shampoo she uses as hair is glorious and and and (stumbles and trips over herself drooling)

  • Janetrigs

    Ask her who edited the series for her, I mean really…

    Also, Butter Beer, yum

    • Stacey

      At least who edited Breaking Dawn. I wish to see the notes on at least the birthing scene. Oh that birthing scene…

    • operarose

      The fish… obviously.

    • superhumanmoron

      I mark all the typos with post-its. Color coded.

  • I’d ask her what she really thinks of Mel Rosenburg…

    • alreadygone

      stephanie why in the blue f**k did u wait til the end of the saga to introduce 28523 new characters? I mean i can barely keep up with my 3 dogs names!

      • ChillinWithCullens

        omg THANK YOU!!

  • StotheP

    There are far too many confused or odd facial expressions in those photos for this not to have been a discussion of the mechanics of Rendevilbabyesmee’s birth. Tell me I’m wrong.

    My question:

    Hey, Steph . . . *leers* . . . how YOU doin’?

    • fangbanger


      • fangbanger

        Dammit. That arrow just pointed at me. #FAIL

        • StotheP


          Now we see who’s the real creepy creeperton – the one who BANGS the FANGS!

          – No E totheP, Member, Light of Day Institute

          • fangbanger

            You only wish you could bang the fangs, Newlin.

            HOLY SHIT. Sarah Newlin also proves my theory!

            *hand jives*

          • StotheP

            I think your tin foil hat is on too tight.

          • fangbanger

            It’s not easy having a good time…

            Even smiling makes my face ache.

          • StotheP

            Dammit Janet.

          • eatmyjorts

            I here to give you a written thumbsup for the tin foil comment as the machine won’t let me. Actually, take many many.

  • ICanHandleIt

    I, for one, love a good joke! Thanks! (nice way to start off my Friday morning.) I laughed, out loud, and I don’t even want to think about Rob’s, uh, package.

  • Stacey

    I love those pictures, Moon! Now did You ever get a straight answer about Rob’s “feet”…umm…I mean the size of Charlie’s fish? Inquiring minds want to know.

    Now I have that image of Matt from Twilight Source jiggling burned in
    my brain. Sheesh. I don’t know how I feel about that!

  • Melissa

    OH…..MY…..GOD……you guys crack me up so bad!!!! I’m trying to quietly die from hysterics at my desk so none of my co-workers hear me and I just can’t do it!!!
    Thanks for a great way to start my Friday, my workday, and everyday actually!

  • celestialchic

    I’d ask her what her blog name on here is. Is she the one that thumbsdowned Janetrigs today? Because butter beer is not as good as she hoped?

    • Stacey

      Butter Beer sounds good to me. But anything with the word beer in it will get a thumbsup from me. Ahh…I miss you Sam Adams Summer. Okay, that was totally off topic. oops.

      • Stacey

        Yikes…strong opinions about Butter Beer. Or about beer…hmm… :0)

  • Robsessedgirl

    I would ask her to tell me EXACTLY how the honeymoon sexytime would go. Every detail. Ooh ooh then how the new vampire sexytime/cottage/floor sexytime would go. Then we would talk about Rob’s sexual expertise. Duh.

  • same

    I think I’ve heard that SM is shy. I would ask her how she deals with all the attention and if she’s’developed a public persona to handle the spotlight. While wearing my tweed skirt obviously…
    I so wish I could be as funny as you guys. The captions KILL!!

  • Mania

    I actually have a question for LTT: Why do you have that hideous group chola john lennon picture as your opening banner? Photo rights?

    • Holy smokes, I totally agree!! I have thought that many times, most recently about one minute before I read this comment. I think the whole crew looks uber-weird in this photo.

      • And what is up with Ashley Greene’s outfit? Was she on her way to a 1980s cocktail party? Is it some kind of mother-of-the-bride dress?

        • Cam

          My favorite parts of that pic are Rob’s yellow glasses and the fact that Nikki and Kristen are holding hands. Makes me miss the fake lesbians!

  • operarose

    For a few seconds I thought that Twilight series Theories had a Cullen crest ring on.

    I’m still slightly disappointed no one showed up for the interview in full-on fan regalia (Bella’s birthday dress from Hot Topic, imitation rings and bracelets, etc.)

    These photos make you all look so…normal.

  • The Old One

    Maybe Stephenie would enjoy talking about things other than Twilight or Mormonism for once? Has she read any books (not fanfiction) or seen any movies she’s really enjoyed lately? Does she have time to do other stuff than answer lame questions about Rob, and if so, what? Does all the success allow her more time or less with Nacho and the kids? What’s her favorite food? You know, real stuff like that.

  • snowwhitedrifted

    Is the “edward” in the pocket longer than Pocket Edward?

    • Elliebelle

      Well said. What, you were all too Normal to bring your action figures to the interview? Or are those pictures too embarrassing?
      Love, love, love the pictures and captioning. Funny.

    • Stacey

      That’s an important question! Also, while we’re talking Twilight action figures, how about that Taylor doll that Jimmy Kimmel showed… No not going there. I’m just stopping now.

      • eatmyjorts

        Oh, how I laughed, & I didn’t even get to see the whole interview. I hope it’s not anatomically correct or us wolf girls are going to be veeeeeeeeeeeeeery disappointed.

    • MidnightCougar

      Very NICE question! Would love to hear the answer too!

  • SagaDevotee

    I’d just want to bask in her brilliance.

  • Stacey

    I was just inspired by a sign on the way home from the grocery store for a question for Stephenie. What does she think about Twilight trivia nights? The reason I ask is that this sign was at a middle school for grades 6 through 12. Now that’s a pretty wide range, middle to high school. Your pretty safe with Twilight and New Moon. Eclipse gets a little dicey with Miss Bella trying to take off her clothes. But then you get to Breaking Dawn. I kind of think of questions like, “What beverage did Bella prefer when she was pregnant?” or “What did Bella wake up covered in during her honeymoon?” Two acceptable answers for that one!

    Maybe, they should just ask questions from the first two books, unless they want to do an adult edition.

  • eatmyjorts

    Now, it seems obvious to me that they were talking about the size of Charlie’s copstache. I know it impresses the hell out of me.

    A non-Twi question for SM? Can I have some of your lovely money please?, is the one that comes to mind…We find out next week if any of our Dept. is to be made redundant. Happy days here in RL.

    • Oooh. Goodluckgoodluckgoodluck.

    • BayWolf

      eatmyjorts says: Now, it seems obvious to me that they were talking about the size of Charlie’s copstache. I know it impresses the hell out of me.

      ME TOO! 🙂

  • 3hboyshouse

    I am pretty sure that “size” was a part of the audition process for Cathie the coug, so I have no doubts on that front, but I am just so glad that LTT has balls to add captions about it on the queen herself! I really do love you guys!

    • The Old One

      And how big are LTT’s balls? **THIS BIG**

  • Omg this is the funniest thing ever!!! Love it! Great job ladies!

  • babiesbrown

    I have a tweed serious question for her:
    Are you as freaked out as I would be that your creations have inspired ads like the one currently at the bottom of this poage and often plastered there recently? You know, the one with the “make my baby” in creepy twi script & a photo of an other wise cute kid with creeptastic photoshop fangs & Edward hair?
    Fuck. If I’d created this saga, that kind of shit would bug the hell outta me. I’d be afraid to write new stuff. Like, wait, if she actually writes about mermaids at some point will crazzzy ass marketers be trying to get you to upload pictures of your pets to mesh with mermaid tails & shell booby bras?
    So, I guess the Tweed serious question would be, are you able to ignore how people adapt or use your work for their own benefit once it’s out there? Is it hard to let this stupid shit go or do you just not think about it?
    K. Done.

    • The Old One

      Excellent question!

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  • KinkyKiss

    Chocolate or vanilla?
    Double stuf or regular?
    Pepsi or Coke?
    Frosted flakes or cherrios?
    Go-gurt or yogurt?
    Hot cheets or doritos?

    These things matter!!

  • Twi Mom (not like on “O”)

    They are totes discussing Edward, the Moral Vampire’s, personal space rules for Bella’s safety and her soul.

    No Twi question: Well actually sort of Twi question. I know her kiddos are young but has she thought of how to teach them to handle the Cray Cray fans that they are sure to meet when they are older?

  • omg. that was brilliant.

  • MichaelSheenisaDILF

    But does it SPARKLE??!?!?!?!?

    • Cam

      btw…I love your screen name and couldn’t agree more!

  • JustGoWithIt

    My Rob question would be..Is he a unicorn? Who out of the cast seemed to be the biggest fans of the books, were there any unicorns in there? Dakota Fanning was cute describing her book experience, she actually described it as a fan including where and when and how long details.

  • GivinRobSumLovin

    I do not like your scenario….

    I’d much rather think that Steph would have winked… not coughed 😉

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