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Dear LTTErs,
We know you come to us for the latest & greatest Twilight news and we haven’t delivered that in like… umm probably a year and 1/2 so we have a lot to get caught up on. Let’s not waste time. In the latest Twilight news;
Taylor Lautner joins Twitter
as @ActualTaylor and I don’t believe it for ONE second because he’s currently following 0 people and you KNOW the Real Taylor will be following @OliveGarden a second after he signs up. Plus his picture is too press-y and less karate-choppy. Another sign this is NOT the actual Taylor. [Update: Summit has informed us that this is 100% for sure NOT Taylor’s Twitter. He actually runs @olivegarden.*]
Edward Cullen wears a Turtleneck
We read it in the books and now we’re going to see it on the screen Ladies & Unicorns. It’s not white. And it’s not a sleeveless button-down but it is a turtleneck. Also I think I just dressed Edward even worse than Stephenie (no offense) did: A white turtleneck sleeveless button down shirt? Yuck
Edward Cullen is full on “Dad’s on Winter Vacation” in this scene
Ashley Greene willing to take Kristen’s Place come press time
According to a fabulous gossip piece by the very best at gossip Lainey Gossip, Ashley is cozying up to SOMEONE at Page 6 who is printing all sorts of nice things about her for no reason at all, even after her latest film tanked (Down to a 2% on Rotten Tomatoes- I think that’s worse than the Kellan Lutz- Mandy Moore debacle that OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT MOON & I WATCHED THAT LATE ONE NIGHT WHEN I VISITED HER LAST. What a horrific movie) and supposedly this “source” talking to Page 6 is actually Ashley hoping that the news travels to Summit that she is willing to “stand in” in big press situations when it might be awkward to reunite ROBSTEN on stage. How selfless of her!
Work it girrrrl
Kellan Lutz thinks someone is going to remember him after Twilight
And therefore he was rolling around in a Lamborghini this past weekend in LA. He joked to TMZ “I finally got my Twilight check” which supposedly net him 1.25 mil for Breaking Dawn. Kellan Lutz can afford a Lamborghini? I don’t think so: Let’s throw in another mil for the other 3 movies for good measure (although that’s probably generous) plus the $2000 he made for that Mandy Moore movie, a couple hundeys here and there for the blow jobs he gives his pals checks his grandma sends him in the mail and the stipend his church gives him for leading a Bible Study ($50/month) and he’s made about 2.25 million (that doesn’t add up, don’t try). According to the google that Lamborghini starts at $350,000 which is 14% of what Kellan is worth assuming he never spent a dime. Somebody thinks he’s going to continue/start-to get big pay days so he can make his Lamborghini payment every month. Somebody is relying on the Prayer of Jabez a little too much…
Okay that’s all I have in Twilight gossip.
Oh and ROBSTEN is still apparently not #RobstenisUnbroken (double negative there, y’all)
Always happy to provide the gossip,
UnintendedChoice
*Taylor Lautner does NOT run @olivegarden (he wishes) nor is @actualtaylor his real account
