Letters to Twilight

Okay.. we gotta discuss it.. it's time

Posted by unintendedchoice on March 18th, 2009

Meet me in room 618 at 11:43pm. Bring the cheap wine

Dear those in denial,

I’m 99.7% certain that Rob and Kristen hooked up while filming, despite the whole Michael Oregano situation.

I recently informed a dear friend of my opinion on the matter and she responded:

“Yes. Dude…I said it all along…from that very first Larry Carroll vid… “there were TWO nights that were…productive…” He probably had wine in his room…and offered her 17 year old ass some…which she took, of course. And smoked the night away. (Figuratively and literally.)”

This topic is of so much utter importance that I decided to bring in my reinforcements and “break it down vanity-fair style” (see this post if you don’t know what the H I’m talking about). I know many of you don’t want to believe me. You want to continue thinking Rob & Kristen were nothing more than close friends and that Kristen stayed true to Michael. If you are one of those in denial, you will hate the following conversation because we are going to PROVE it to you. Feel free to offer your rebuttle in the comments, but just so you know, you’re wrong. XOXO UnintendedChoice

Last Tango in Paris

UC: can we talk about the PROOF that we know that rob & kristen hooked up? They watched that MOVIE….
Moon: I’m gonna play devils advocate and say NO. she seems like a total prude who’s WAY too into NReed and her BF
Friend #1: wrong- they’ve done it.
UC: how do you watch (what’s the movie again?) and not have sex after it and JOKE about mirroring your characters after it
Friend #1: LAST TANGO IN PARIS. No-strings attached sex…. they watched that shizzzzz…. and she was 17…. and he hit it. but then they will deny it ’til the death, ’cause she was underage.
UC: and i’m confident Michael knows. she told him. she was so upset at herself. and he forgave her. they worked through it
Moon: they watched last tango in paris?
UC: YES. Omg, Friend #1, she hasn’t seen the interview
Moon: god how old are they?
Friend #1: of course. ’cause he got a freebie out of it, too. GIRL…. ok, you have to watch THE interview that first came out last year….
UC: THAT’s the interview that makes us KNOW they did it
Friend #1: april of last year. it’s the PROOF!
UC: it’s SOOO obvious. MTV. They’re SO flirty
Moon: link please
(literally 3 seconds later b/c Friend #1 is awesome like that)

UC: there it is proof
Friend #2: OK, I missed a lot because of the phone call. BUT, I must say… Rob and Kris most DEF hooked up. I am positive of it
Friend #1: yay Friend #2! she agrees! she has seen the interview, clearly.
Moon: dude is this the one where she scrapes that crap out of his mouth?! sick
Friend #1: yes.
Moon: hey im just being devils advocate
Friend #1: “bonding.” is when they talk about it.
Moon: THATS it?! That’s what you base this off???
UC: YES
Friend #1: have you SEEN last tango in paris, moon? there is no reason those 2 would’ve been watching that if they didn’t have ulterior motives.

Be further convinced after the jump

The Deleted Scenes

Friend #2: You guys haven’t watched the deleted scenes, have you?
Friend #1: NO–no deleted scenes. waiting for the DVD.
UC: no. not the deleted scenes. b/c you say it’s obvious they did it right?
Friend #2: Well, then I can’t make my point
Friend #1: no–make your point. i don’t mind…
Friend #2: No, I can’t spoil the awesome
Friend #1: dude. TELL! or i will kill you.
UC: how much spoiling will it be? i mean.. something we really don’t know?
Friend #2: YEs.
Friend #1: just TELL. TELL. TELL. TELL. please.
Friend #2: only when all three agree
Friend #1: i agree. The others do, too.
Moon: REALLY???
UC: i agree. I don’t want to watch, just hear.
Friend #1: say it. SAY IT. OUTLOUD!
Moon: Do they say “we had sex” in the extras?
Friend #2: Ok here I go. Ok, so there is a leg caress that is 100% Rob and zero percent Edward

Friend #1: of course there is. because he’s FAMILIAR with her. in the Biblical sense.
Moon: in the kiss scene on the bed??
Friend #2: YEs And it is beautiful And so not Edward Those two shagged. totally
Friend #1: OF COURSE THEY DID.
UC: oh MAN i wanna watch! for “research”
Friend #1: i’ve been saying it since last year…when i had no one to say it to!
UC: dang. a leg thing
Friend #2: And she liked the leg grab. that’s why they deleted the scene
Friend #1: of course she liked it. hello!
UC: was it a butt grab too? i haven’t seen any of the deleted kissing scenes
Friend #1: me either. i’m a purist.
UC: me too i want my “first” time to be with Moon next Saturday while eating sprinkles cupcakes
Moon: i saw the one Friend #2 is talking about. sorry I’m a slut, UC
UC: MOON. UGH
Moon: it was accidental
UC: do you concur? it’s hot? and they did it?
Moon: YES SO HOT. I watched it like 88 times
Friend #2: You guys…it wasn’t even a scene in the movie. The camera crew just caught them in the act
UC: what?
Moon: HAHAHA
UC: oh haha joke
Moon: broke into their hotel room

The Penelope DVD Preview

Friend #1: what about that scene in the Penelope preview…where they are leaning into each other…
UC: in the movie about the girl with the pig nose?
Friend #1: they are SO doing it.
Friend #2: Broke into Catherine’s bed
Friend #1: were. are. will do it again, whatever.yes…sending vid now:

Friend #1: at :26.they are doing it. that is NOT a scene in the movie… that is THEM. and this vid is sweet before kstew became a huge sourpuss.
UC: DUDE i’m not done but her on his back? yeah? he was ALLL about that
Friend #1: but did you see :26? that is the PROOF!
Moon: that they’re hugging?
Friend #2: special hugging?
Friend #1: i dunno…what they are doing….but she is majoring pulling him in… leaning into him. having a MOMENT. this must have been the morning after..the afterglow. bet she still smelled.
UC: ohhhhhh the clare de lune part. so happy he’s so hot. i want to make love to him
Friend #1: ew. “make love?”
Moon: he is SOOO Edward here. HAHAH MAKE LOVE

The Nylon Interview

UC: what other “proof” do we have?
Friend #1: my work here is done.
Moon: I’m not convinced
Friend #1: wellllll… that recent interview with her…. where she tried to play it off… “Sometimes we lean into each other…” she is begging off it too much…trying to prove that they aren’t a couple. which they’re not. just friends with benefits.
Moon: i mean i think they’re close, but i act that way with people sometimes. theres totally attraction there and thats obvious
Friend #2: I have proof. I didn’t want to tell you…but… I know that they did it because after Rob and I were together…he said, “Kristen who?”
Moon: HAHAHAH you win