From here to Breaking Dawn, the timeline

*Stay tuned for a VERY IMPORTANT note from UC and Moon at the end of this post*

Dear Breaking Dawn (uno and dos),

You are quite a ways off, especially in our ADD, RIGHT NOW, twitter update, I knew it before you did, always connected obsessed world. So what are we do do for the next 2 PLUS years?!!!?!! That’s a lot of time! Houses are built, babies are conceived AND born, people meet and break up. What will happen in the world of Twilight over the next two years?

I’ve come up with a timeline for what I think the next two years in the Twilight fandom will look like…

September 2010 – Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas elope to Las Vegas and make “Ashoe” official

October 2010– Sales on Loquat costumes on regrEtsy go through the roof

November 2010 – Breaking Dawn begins filming in Vancouver and Louisiana. Louisiana considers renaming their sta Twilousiana because of the jump in tourism courtesy of crazy Twihards. They reconsider after the crazy Twihards test their police and emergency services to their limits in an effort to keep the cast somewhat safe.

December 2010 – Moon and UC celebrate 2 years of blogging about Twilight and Robert Pattinson

-100 Monkeys, Sam Brady (typo and it stays!), Bobby Long, Marcus Foster, Kiowa Gordan and his band Touche, Tinsel Korey and Mike Welch on vocals and Sage come together in whatever town Breaking Dawn is filming in for a special Christmas benefit concert. Before the cops bust in and arrest them for noise complaints they all gather on stage and sing “We are the Rob.”

January 2011 – Moon and UC sue 100 Monkeys, Sam Bradley, Bobby Long, Marcus Foster, Kiowa Gordan and his band Touche, Tinsel Korey, Mike Welch and Sage for stealing their hit song “We are the Rob.”

MMMMmmmm doughnuts!!

– Robsten breaks up, on set, over an argument about a flannel shirt and a jelly doughnut
– Robsten reunites 3 days later over a French Cruller in craft services

Follow the cut for the rest of the timeline and to read our VERY IMPORTANT note

Hmmmmm breaksticks

March 2011
– Moon spots Big Daddy at an Olive Garden in Los Angeles. After almost choking on her 4th basket of breadsticks she sends a bowl of pasta fagioli, a jug of the house wine and a gift certificate to get his cholesterol checked to his table with a note that reads, “Salud from your biggest fans and ardent admirers. To your health! Love and fried fish, LTT PS tell Chris Hansen to suck it”

May 2011 – a judge throws out Moon and UC’s lawsuit and sentences all parties involved to community service for the absurdity of the lawsuit, the song and those people’s connections to the Twilight franchise.

July 2011 – Taylor Lautner and Tom Cruise unite to film a father/son copΒ  movie

September 2011 – Kristen cuts her hair into a mushroom bob shape for her turn in the Dorothy Hamill biopic spawning all new nicknames (mophead, penishead, etc etc) and she is forced to explain why her hair is growing out from the shape of a mushroom during the Breaking Dawn press junket.

November 18, 2011 – Breaking Dawn Part 1 is released. #PillowBite2011 happens. Girls are arrested, BevMo’s go out of business, we’re forever banned from the Best Western hotel chain and Rob learns how to get himself out of a locked rented Rondo’s trunk with a plastic spoon from Pinkberry and an empty bottle of Makers.

December 2011 – Moon and UC celebrate 3 years of blogging

Hmmmm Chip and Dales

February 2012 – Kellan wins an Oscar for his role as a male stripper turned pastor to blind children

May 2012 – Robert Pattinson turns 26 and celebrates by getting rip roaring drunk and kisses TomStu on the mouth. With tongue. Paparazzi catch the moment and the pair grace the cover of The Advocate and are tapped to star in Milk and the Brokeback Mountain remake.

June – October 2012 – Stuff happens

November 16, 2012– Breaking Dawn Part 2 is released. #DemonSpawn2012 (name TBD) happens. We visit #pillowbite2011 girls in the local Women’s prison. We invest in red contacts to scare the shiz out of waiters and any cast members we run into. BevMo’s go out of business, The W hotel chain bans us from their hotels for life. KrazyKidd’s Tia and Tio get us back in with the management at Best Western.

November 17, 2012– Moon and UC buy a farm and retire forever. Stephenie Meyer begins writing the follow up to Twilight. Twitter is suddenly faster and fail whale free as fans have nothing left to say. Rob shaves his head and walks into the woods nearest Los Angeles to disappear for 8 months and not have to hear another scream or words like “panty poof,” “OH MAH GAWD YOU’RE SOOO HOT,” and “Robsten” from anyone. Kristen starts a wig company. Taylor buys lifts for his shoes from the “Tom Cruise Collection.” Big Daddy invests in an Olive Garden franchise.

Can’t wait for the next two years. Any more ideas as to what it will hold?

And now for a word from your bloggers-

Dear friends and faithful readers,

With the above timeline in mind UC and I have been thinking about what the next two years will look like on LTT and LTR. As you know we started these blogs in 2008 and have faithfully updated EVERY DAY come hell or high water, holidays or vacations and have loved it. You’ve made the grueling schedule so worth it. We’ve fulfilled almost every one of our personal goals for the blogs and still can’t believe our luck. But staring down the barrel of 2 years with little updates between filming and film releases we are worried about keeping our content fresh, fun and not boring. And we don’t feel so fresh. In fact I feel about like KStew’s mullet at Comic Con. Grease ball status. And NO one should be forced to witness that more than a day or two in a row.

So we’ve conferenced and prayed to our Rob shrines, and called Kellan for spiritual guidance (read: make out) and said a couple hail Stephenie’s and came to a decision. We’ve decided to modify our posting schedule to reflect that and also to give us a bit of a lighter schedule, more time personal AND to just BE in the fandom like you guys are. With that in mind here is what we plan to do…

Post 2-4 times a week. Of course this could be more depending on the news. Robsten breaks up? We’re there! Reneseme is cast? We’re SOOO there! Stephenie hates Midnight Sun so much she finishes writing it and sends us a reader copy for review? We’re there with m-er ef-ing bells on while doing backflips in Bella’s prom dress!

The posts may be at 8AM or they could be at 12AM when inspiration strikes. Want to know WHEN we post? Sign up for our email alerts (or enter your email into that box in the column over there) and you’ll know the second we hit that precious “publish” button.

We’ll still be on Twitter and Facebook and loving every minute of it.

We’re still gonna be around, just not every single stinking day at 8AM. We still love Twilight. We still love to “Break it down.” We still begrudgingly put up with the Robsten drama and most of allΒ  we still love you! Forever and ever, amen!

You can understand our need for this right? We’re still gonna be around just not all up in your grill every day. We need a little refresher, a little personal time with the people in our day-to-day lives who have to listen to us talk about stuff like “imprinting” and “nonsten.” Heck, I still need to finish reading Water for Elephants and write my personal review of Eclipse. WTFLOLBBQ>!!!??!:!@

So we’ll still be around just a little bit less… but a lot more fresh. Fresh to death, if you will.

Moon and UC

Our internet game WILL ALWAYS be ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

  • Nelle

    You deserve a break. Don’t know how you’ve kept this up so long. #love to you both.

  • JodieO

    I have to wait until May 2012 for THE picture of my heart’s desire?? Ok… I can make it. I GUESS.

    HUGS! Enjoy your free time, Ladies!

    • seriously may 2012 will become a national holiday

      • krazykidd

        OMG I think you guys have deserved this break! No worries though you guys have both become personal friends of mine and I will definitely keep up with you guys! πŸ™‚ Annnd I’ll still be around to “pull strings” at the Best Western…since you know apparently my whole family works there… πŸ˜‰ so no worries girls!


  • I hate you for this! <<-sarcasm

    But I am glad you finally get to sue somebody. It's about time!

    • Alice_NaA

      Just too bad is isn’t Summit or Nikki Reed. I’m sure they are to blaim for the Vietnam war as well.

      • Alice_NaA

        Speaking of… my parking card got stolen the other week.

        p.s. I lost it

  • Alice_NaA

    Even though I’ll miss your posts, I’m really happy for your guys that you’ll be taking some time off to enjoy life! Enjoy and we’ll be here whenever Moon get’s cosy with dick (twss) or UC passes out on a toilet hugging a grocery item.

    “Kellan wins an Oscar for his role as a male stripper turned pastor to blind children”. whahaha. Poor Kellen, will his multiple personality disorder ever get old?

  • BrookeLockart

    So there’s prison in my future? I’m too pretty for prison!

    To be honest, I wasn’t sure how you guys would continue to blog everyday either! Total support!

    • obird

      If we have to go to prison, I say you and I call roomies with Fluffer….cause you know she will cut a b*tch.

      Rondo Love 4eva!


      • snowwhitedrifted

        Call me from prision, I can get you out.


    • MrsKowski

      Thank goodness I look good in Orange!

  • Stacey

    First of all, the post is hilarious!

    Second, you two wonderful girls deserve a relaxing break.

    Of course, as I say this, I am crying into my honey nut cheerios. But it’s good thing, you two can plan exciting adventures without worrying about the next days post. And I can spend more time with the…umm children. Stop using LTT and LTR as an excuse for putting off packing for the move to the new house. Stalk the local Olive Garden and Salvation Army in hopes that Taylor and Rob do a nationwide tour. Yes…this *voice breaks* will be a good thing. *sniffle,sniffle*

    • Alice_NaA

      There is still plenty of fanfiction…

      • Stacey

        That’s very true. I am really enjoying that fanfic. It’s fun! :0)

    • Stacey

      Wait a darn minute…how did I get a thumbsdown? I’m am VERY HAPPY for UC and Moon. Just a little sad for me. It’s part of the grieveing process, you know.

      • Stacey

        I just give up. :0(

    • *packs miniature cactus*

      • Stacey

        I adore you brillant girls, I really do! Actually, I adore all the creative people who visit this site. (Even you, thumbsdowner. Hugs!)

      • TeamSeth

        Which of course can be flown on a southwest flight.

        • Stacey

          You’re so fun! What will I do without you almost everyday, Team Seth! 3 to 4 days, isn’t enough! Are you on Twitter?

          • TeamSeth

            @goteamseth But I don’t frequent it.

  • fangbanger

    Completely understandable, darlings. I would have made this post after the first two days.

    Enjoy your new free time! πŸ™‚

  • Ah, this is what I was afraid of. A few months ago I had a dream where all the LTT people gathered together at a party to celebrate LTT’s final post. *sniff* A sad, sad time that will be. But this is a good idea UC and Moon. To keep things fresh. And I know I speak for everyone when I say that we appreciate all the blogging you’ve done every single day since 2008. And did so while keeping things new and fun. I applaud you for that.

  • Wait? Wha – what are you even say- you can’t make me leave – don’t – wha – NO! You can’t leave me! You can’t say stuff like that to me, like, ever!

    • Okay, that had to be done in the name of cool lameness. Now onto the real message…

      You two totally deserve some free time, what you’ve been doing the past two years is just crazy! I don’t know where you got the time to produce all this awesomeness. I’m just sad I won’t be able to divide my working days into equally divided pre-LTT and post-LTT parts anymore… *sobs* but don’t mind me, I’ll be fine… eventually…. *hiccups*

      • I second all of this.
        I don’t know how you’ve done it the past year and a bit. You girls totally deserve a break!

      • imnoddin

        I third all of this!

        We don’t want you to get burned out! I’d much rather have some LTT/LTR than none!

        You definately deserve a break!

    • ChillinWithCullens

      best. post. ever.

    • ding ding ding we have a winner!!!

    • Em of M

      Don’t worry.

      And this will be a good thing…I think.

    • ldazzled18

      I laughed so hard, I peed my pants!

  • Bea

    Sad for us, very good for you… I’ve been smelling it coming for a couple weeks.
    Key question: when Taylor shares a movie with Cruise will he jump on a couch during the press junket? Or will he remain ridiculously calm?

    • Most of all, who will he profess his undying love to? Selena Gomez? Swifty? Bronson Pelletier?

      • TeamSeth

        Bronson… or Cruise. Cruise can always use another beard. (Are we talking about the same Cruise? Can men be beards?)

      • Its no irritable grizzly…

        Beiber ofcourse

        • eatmyjorts

          *calls Chris Hansen* Now he’s 18 Taylor’s on the other side of that fence…

  • Sj

    Sounds like Charlie’s been giving you two the lecture about engaging in Real Life. *sigh* I guess he thinks he knows best.

    • snowwhitedrifted

      That’s true. LTT/LTR has been your Edward. Charlie’s right. time to spend some time with Jacob (your RL). He’s missed you.

      • awwwwww our jacobs!!! this comment made me “awwww” out loud

      • TeamSeth

        Hrmph. I wanna punch Jacob in the face.

  • superhumanmoron

    Enjoy your time-you deserve it after all the hard work!

    p.s. Did you break the news to Stephie?

    • Alice_NaA

      let’s hope she gets so angry she’ll finish Midnight Sun just to torture us!

    • *stage whisper*

      shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is all part of the master plan! if she thinks we’re posting less than she’ll finish it so we won’t leave her hanging. but DONT SAY ANYTHING!!

    • The Old One

      Coincidence that Midnight Sun remains unfinished in basically the same time frame as LTT daily posts? Judging from my own productivity during the same time, I think not!

    • MyNieceIsaFanRIGHT

      WAIT!!! You’ve been fronting for Stephanie all this time so she can post to her fans that don’t take it all so seriously and now with being an official producer (and that darn Midnight Sun hanging over her head that no one wants to see written ***cough****cough***) she has run out of time to do the blogs herself . . . and the promise of it paying off for Moon and UC BIG TIME for being the public face of LTT ended up being a seat next to her a the “in an undisclosed location interview” (which you were hoping was going to be like Hawaii) and an Edward comforter didn’t seem quite worth it anymore . . . sorry, just rambled out loud there . . . sometimes I can’t help myself when these things come in to my head . . . she tried to make it up to you with the Jackson “love connection” interview but you changed your mind and high tailed it and ran . . . see there I go again.

      Don’t know how you gals did it this long! The long cold Breaking Dawn winter has effected us all. Thanks for making it so NORMAL so to speak. You ROCK no matter how many times you post!

  • Robjunkie

    Totally and completely understandable! Geez, you guys deserve a break.

    And of all the things that could happen in your timeline, it’s sad, or awesome, that the thing with the highest probability is that KStew gets a crazy-ass hairstyle. Cause she’s fierce, you know.

  • Sj

    What will happen in the next 2 years?
    1. I’m pretty sure Taylor’s voice will break.
    2. Rob will take 2 showers (1 for each premiere).
    3. Kristen will give a coherent interview. Ok, maybe that’s just crazy thinking.

  • toooldforthis

    As I was reading your special announcement, I had the old “Summer’s Eve Douche” commercial running in my head. “Do you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?”

    I’m amazed you guys have been doing this for so long without getting burned out. I get tired making my grocery list.

    Relax and enjoy some free time! πŸ™‚

    • The Old One

      I was thinking of that commercial, too, so we must be from the same era. Remember when “douche” didn’t mean a stupid, obnoxious person?

      • toooldforthis

        Ha ha! Yes, we are both old!

      • sigh…i remember that commercial too…is there a club for us oldies?

  • ambushed by twilight

    aww… i know… i know… i haven’t posted in a loooong time. but i’ve been here, reading every SINGLE days post!*fist-bump* πŸ˜‰
    i love this site. it was my FIRST EVER BLOG TO FOLLOW!!! πŸ˜€

    <3 so i support your decision. i completely understand… i'm still in love w/ Twilight too, but life (as in "RL") should come 1st. you gals have been super busy. i'll still be here as will (i'm sure) many-many-many other readers.
    i also read your personal blogs so i'll keep up and i'll be here until the Volturi takes me away for knowing too much… but by then, they'll have gotten to you 1st!

    UC & Moon, consider yourself SERIOUSLY hugged.
    Pacing yourself is totally understandable!

    your "follower" – totally ambushed [by you two too] πŸ™‚

    • TeamSeth

      When they take you away, tell Demetri to give me a call. j/s

  • Rachel B

    Totally understandable ladies! Will still loyally read! πŸ™‚

  • I’m glad I overslept today and decided to follow the Twitter links. If not it could have been just me here going, “Um…guys? Where’d everbody go?” I’m picturing a dusty breeze and tumbleweeds. But it won’t be that deserted…right?

    Ooh! Maybe I’ll get to catch up on some old posts now!


    • Stacey

      That’s a wonderful idea! I am still behind on all of the older posts.

    • The Old One

      That was my thought, too.

    • awwww sweet c our very first reader. EVER.

      and good point maybe now everyone can get caught up. lots to read!

    • TeamSeth

      ZOMG! 86 Rabbit! It’s been years! I wrote about your disappearance in my 1 year anniversary Letter to LTT. Or are you a different 86 rabbit?

  • I already posted at LTR so I’ll just say thank you for your brilliant funny letters.

    I can’t wait for Rob’s 26th birthday!

  • KinkyKiss

    Dear UC n Moon,

    Thank you for the past 2yrs of straight blogging!
    Every mornin y’all were there to fix whatever was wrong with me
    With your hilarity and sarcasm…
    Although I will be VERY sad to NOT read EVERYDAY,
    Y’all deserve time for yourselves πŸ™‚

    Will continue to read 2-4 times a week,

    P.s. I may or may not be teary right now

  • tuesdaymidnight

    Like many of the comments above, I’m impressed that you’ve been doing daily posts for this long! I’ve given up on every blog I’ve ever started writing. I can’t stick to a diet. I don’t even remember to check my mail every day. Cutting back is completely understandable and necessary for your sanity.

    As for this post? You still crack me up just as much as the first time I stumbled upon LTT! Dorothy Hamill biopic FTW!!

    I’m anxiously awaiting May 2012…

  • Somebodyelse

    Totally understandable.

    God, I am being forced to blog once a week for one of my classes and am failing epically. I’ve no idea how you have managed everyday!

    I’ll be a loyal follower and continue to carry my Tweed Serious bag around everyday (in the hopes that a fellow LTTer will one day stop me and say “That’s normal..”).

    You are both awesome, and deserve a break πŸ™‚

    • lindsaylee

      right! I always wonder when I wear my stuff who will approach me… its like a secret cult

      • I need to buy one of those bags.

        When I was at the theatre for Eclipse, I was constantly looking around wondering if there were any LTTers in line with me. I so badly wanted to shout something that only one of us would understand.
        But I’m holding on to that bit of pride I have left.
        So I didn’t.

    • kitkat

      I was hoping someone would call me on my “I’m an LTT girl” bag when I was in Forks over the weekend, but sadly, not even at Twi-mecca.

  • sjaantje

    Ditto for what I posted on LTR. I will really miss your posts each morning, but then again it will just make the ones we do get to see from now on so much more special right.
    Chillax and enjoy some time off.

  • lindsaylee

    I am just glad that you two will touch base with us. I was dreading this news, sure that you would say “we’re done, see you in 2011” but alas, that is not the case.

    And thanks for the everyday thing. Its kept me interested (ha!) at work. Enjoy! Im sending you a virtual daqueri (sp?)

  • Sue G.

    Now I have to figure out what to do every morning!

    Thanks for the laughs everyday. Enjoy your extra time you will now have in your life! And I look forward to whatever letters we will still get!

    <3 Sue G.

  • LoveSpelledBackwards

    I saw it coming too. You both need to have your time. I am here everyday, and I love it, but it makes sense, it is amazing what you have done. After all, you aren’t leaving us forever, at least, not yet. You girls are the best!

  • Lisbeth

    i agree with everyone: it is actually unbelievable that you have been updating every day since starting this amazing blog in 2008, you both deserve some more freetime! thank you for all the times you made me laugh!!! (including 1minute ago….that post is far from not fresh) πŸ™‚

  • BayWolf

    You girls deserve some free time! and as long as you’re not completely gone – I’m happy πŸ™‚

    Enjoy the extra free time – and big hugs to both of you!!

    Oh – and great post! πŸ˜€

  • Ok this is what will happen:
    1.K will come out of the closet
    2. Taylor will come out of the closet
    3. Rob and I will meet and fall madly and passionately in lurve.
    4. Ashley will join VTA-Virginity Takers Anonymous.
    5. Kellan will give up on religion and become a stripper/male escort.
    6. Nikki might quit acting, and open up a store where they only sell frosty makeup.
    7. Jackson will be the next Johnny Depp.
    8. Rob will be the most successful of the cast, winning Oscars and having a lasting career, he will be HUGE(bigger than he already is twss) and be the next Brad Pitt/George Clooney/bigger than even they are.
    9. K will open a bakery specializing in loquat pies and weed brownies.

    Just some predictions. πŸ™‚

    • Kristen’s weed brownies=win!

      • P.S.

        9. Kristen’s bakery will be called “Weed Serious”

    • lindsaylee

      poor poor nikki

    • TeamSeth

      Every Gator is in the VTA!

      • So you guys are awesome and the comments made me gigglesnort. no lie. πŸ˜€

        • TeamSeth

          HAHA! Brilliant. I guess I left out the fact that I’m a Gator too…

  • yergroundedfertherestofyerlife

    …”and said a couple Hail Stephenie’s… ”


    • TeamSeth

      I super <3 your handle!

  • NotWutheringHeights

    Breathe and enjoy ladies. You can’t be blogbots forever.

    And of course, there’ll never be any reason to ramp up the schedule because we all know Steph is never going to finish that piece of Sunshine Crap that absolutely no one wants to read.

    So take yourselves off to Olive Garden for a little bit of lunch and some daddy stalking and have fun!

  • selfish me is a little sad but magnanimous me understands…

  • operarose

    After enjoying my summer vacation these past few weeks (I’m at the airport waiting for my flight home and probably spending like $5 to view LTT) I have no idea how you continue to update day after day and still have a life. I didn’t even have time to visit LTT (sad) so I don’t know how you actually update through your holidays etc.! I knew this would come sooner or later and add me to the list of your supporters on this! Here’s to staying fresh and energized… And I’d rather you update once in a while vs. Closing up shop altogether! Plus maybe I’ll be more productive now. As for between now and BD, I wonder whether Robsten will stay together (cringing at the thought of the awkwardness and tabloids if they don’t) whether they’ll still wear plaid nonstop (please no) and if Taylor will morph into big daddy and eat Mcdonalds instead of meat patties and protein shakes, disappointing millions of preteens but relieving Hansen of his duties.

  • obird

    YAY!! I support 100%….you ladies are awesome and being fresh to death is important. GTL baby. Now that I know prison is in my future I am going to take advantage of this LTT downtime to learn how to swallow knives, be a chola, and pick out my tattoo. Paging Nikki Reed….

    Get a B*tch or be a B*tch! πŸ™‚

    Much Love and Rondo Ridin’,


  • you guys are amazing!

    and Moon. Slow clap for this post.
    Dorothy Hammill? Kellan’s Oscar? Tay & Tom Father & Son Cop movie?

    I like you

    • dear uc,

      i like you too

      gossip girl… i mean moon

      • snowwhitedrifted

        With a little breathing room, maybe UC and Moon will have time to comment. It’s good to see you both in the comments section, like the days of old. We love your comments!

  • Freya

    I’ll save the sappy tribute stuff for your very last post, but I do want you to know that this blog has been a very important part of my life and has brought me to some really great people, including yourselves. Thanks for doing it. You are deserving of a break–enjoy it! Love you, and all the ladies who will be arrested for #pillowbite2011. We’ll rock the orange jumpsuit. (Right, @obird? Tyra’s bringing them back!)

    • obird

      Seriously….thank Jeebus I look good in orange! See, all it all makes sense now….Tyra was trying to HELP us….jumpsuits for the win.

      ps. I love ya FreyFrey!


  • Admit it – you guys just want more time to work on your next epic quilt for Stephenie.

    Seriously, I think you deserve a break and I (heck, I’m sure we ALL) will remain a faithful reader, even if we are only lucky enough to get a post a few times a week.

    Enjoy RL!

    • truth

    • Renie

      Is that next quilt all the plaid shirts worn by Plaidward, Stewplaid and J-Plaid?

      You are my best blog experience. I am sometimes funny when inspired and awake…to have to be funny daily takes a great deal of natural talent that you ladies seem to possess in great quanities. Thanks for breaking it down, and having you all “that’s normal” friends to hang with at the LTT and LTR club has made me feel so normal as I sit in bed with my “Twilight” book at my side to reread for the X’ed time.

      I see our holy trinity taking their bad ass ’57 Ford pick me up, Chevy Nova with a 386 engine, ’86 Rabbit to the track, racing for pinks!

  • twigirl_world

    I’m so happy that you made the choice to contunue to do this even if it is only a few times a week! You have no idea how much your blogging has helped w/ my obsession with Twilight.
    I have a unicorn that will miss these posts too. That’s the only Twi stuff I can get him to listen to. And even sometimes I see him clicking my email update just to read your posts.
    Now go enjoy real life and come and entertain us when the mood strikes or when Cathi has another ribbon cutting cermemony at Applebee’s in Louisiana (cause you know she’ll be in the area making sure her armadillo gets some screen time in BD)
    love you gals…and beware Nov 2011 if I spot you in LA I may seriously fangirl scream and leghitch you!

  • Bea

    Hmm… just noticed no events are scheduled for April 2011… that must be when Ashoe breaks up via 27 second phone call after it’s revealed that Jashley reunited during filming.

  • Midnight_Cyn

    WHAT..I come back and you take a break! WTF?? (And I don’t swear) I am trying not to take this personally…okay I am..but that is not the point..”I cannot fathom it’…no wait that is from a different movie…Umm..singing REALLY LOUDLY…Possibilities..can you hear me? “So tell me when my heart stops…your the only who knows..” (Crying now)..Eddie tissue…okay deep breath….
    Seriously, UC/ two know what you have given me with this blog, the friendships, the laughter, the support and so much more..and me being “the oldest one. I mean the Mom type” here, I would be the first to say..slow down..take some time for yourselves and enjoy life…you’ve been working to hard….on the other hand..I am going to have to come up with a new plan on how to spend my days…lets see it takes me at least two hours to read your post, 2-3 hours to figure it out whilst laughing, crying etc., 5-6 to read comments, respond, eat dinner and start over again…hmmm….so what do I do with all my free time??? Okay I am good until next mon. until son gets married..I could try and read fan fic..(yet to try that)..strumming fingers on keyboard….*crickets* shitz..I don’t know what the hale I am going to do..wait..Making a post it…start reading blog all over again from the first day each day..that should take me like forever..who am I kidding..I am so going to have to join a LTT anon group or something…my frazzled brain can’t handle this news…I must go ponder….

    I love you two and I am happy for you, really I am..sniffles loudly…..

    • Midnight_Cyn

      P.S.The words you have spoken HAVE been heard: God MUST know the news….the sky has turned grey and its pouring out…EVERY purple flower in my garden has turned brown and died…all my posti-its have lost their stick and fallen to the ground..Blanket Eddie has lost his downey smell..and I have been forced to put a black arm band over my LTT..I love UC/Moon tattoo….see I am dealing…

      • TeamSeth

        Big Hugs!

        It’s gonna be rough for all of us. Sniffle But I suppose we can do like the old days and just do 300 comments back and forth a day πŸ˜‰

        • Midnight_Cyn

          TS…OMG..your soooo right!! I had forgotten about that! Thanks for reminding me..those were days!!!! We are gonna do it…yes we are! We will have marathon comment days!!! Hugs you TS!!! xox

      • TeamSeth

        OMG MidCyn, I’m getting so emotional. I just had these flashback memories of when we’d have those comment exchanges before email and twitter. I’m at work, I can’t be tearing up!!! Gah. I miss you, Cyn!

  • LCneiny

    We’ll definitely miss you UC & Moon – but enjoy your well deserved break! If nothing else, we’ll all bowl you over with our enthusiasm when you are able to post a new hilarious letter.

    And one other suggestion for the timeline – how about ComicCon 2012 when the rest of the SciFi world throws a big party to celebrate the last year of Twihard fandom craziness?

  • MrsKowski

    I know you said you weren’t going anywhere & that the modified posting times will make the content fresher & funnier …and I fully agree that there really is only so much one can post/discuss about Twilight without a steady stream of new content. You girls have done a FAB job & definitely deserve a little more free time.

    …but why do I feel sad? like we’re coming to the end of an era?

    • snowwhitedrifted

      It is sort of an end to an era. It’s an end to a cheesy (possibly temporary since BD is sure to be all kinds of freakish cinematic horror) Twilight era. There wasn’t anything to make fun of in Eclipse. I kind of hate that it was pretty good because now we are left with no new jokes.
      Dear Summitt,
      Bring back the cheese, please. We need sh*t to make fun of. Our snark will wane.

  • snowwhitedrifted

    *Breaking Follow-Up News*
    Employers all over the country are amazed that employee productivity is significantly up.
    One boss quotes, “Morale may have sunk a little, but at least the worker bees are catching up on files that have been sitting on their desks for months.”

    • The Old One

      Moon and UC will be personally responsible for restarting the economy as productivity across the nation and world soars!

  • eatmyjorts

    Let’s get this right…you’re stepping down from an INSANE blogging schedule to one that’s STILL more than a lot of bloggers do….you’re so lame, ha ha. Blinking overachievers! Saying that, I will still be checking in every day, & reading the 8 months plus I missed before finding you…I will obvs also be starting LTT (Letters to Taylor) & posting at least once a month/ as often as he puts his shirt on for over 5 mins/ Big Daddy thinks of something other than food.

    I rubbishly love you guys, & am glad for anything I can get from you XXX

    • TeamSeth

      Good call on the archives! I can finally catch up on them and leave ridiculous comments on the ones that only have like 5 comments. Sigh. Too exciting. I’m so sad. Dead Weather is playing on my ipod, which is just fitting my bummed out mood… and making me think of that super close up of Xavier kissing me Victoria. Heeeey.

  • Luludee

    I too have seen this coming, but I think it’s a great idea! Sure, I’ll have to find another way to avoid doing work for an hour or so, but that’s ok. You girls deserve a break!! We love you and we’ll be here to laugh whenever you post!
    Have Fun!

  • Luludee

    P.S. “Ashoe” <—flipping hilarious!!!

    • natashadushi

      Aaaaaah i was expecting this. I will continue to follow you on twitter. I will drink a Heineken to your health, enjoy the new free time. xxxxx

  • Kendall

    Good for y’all…y’all deserve a break. Y’all should be so proud of what you’ve done and established in this fandom. Y’all have brought so many of us together because of your dedication to these blogs. Love y’all both!

    I will miss my daily dose of LTT/LTR but the new frequency of posts is gonna make it even more special when they hit my box (twss).

    It will be like those Rob droughts we used to experience and wonder where he was and what he was doing. The anticipation of it all. Even if it was just him in a pair of stained black pants walking across the street it was special. Y’all will be my new Rob–just less drunk, cleaner and with a better taste in clothes.

    • Brooke Lockart

      I count six “y’all”s. What prize do I get?

  • Cam

    I love this blog.

    I never thought I would say/write those words in my life but I love this blog. Y’all have brought the funny/hot/cheese/awesomeness of Twilight day after day and I can never say thank you enough! I can’t wait to keep reading as we go into two long years of Breaking Dawn.

    My prediction:
    Cathy the Cougar comes back to direct Breaking Dawn — Mr. Whats-his-face who is on board to direct it now gets so fed up with Robsten on-set drama that they bring the Coug back to give us the shot of cheese we all missed in Eclipse.

    Oh wait — not a prediction — just my secret hope.

    Enjoy RL, UC & Moon. Y’all rock.

  • chochang

    yes, you ought to take a break. i keep on thinking that steph isn’t able to finish that awful book because she’s constantly being distracted by you 2!

    oh and by the way, at which point do u think would the robsten sex tape be released? do u approve of it being shown in 3d?

  • blondieinco

    I just colored my hair and it turned out old-lady wig blue. Seriously. Now this news – jeez the day is a downer.

    UC and Moon – thanks for the laughs. Enjoy real life – but take my advice and don’t use that extra free time to color your own hair.

    • blondieinco

      I just decided that if anyone asks me what happened to my hair, I’ll just reply “Um, it’s just the flourecents”

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