Just as awkward as you thought it would be – Kristen Stewart and New Moon madness at the MTV Movie Awards

OMG you guys I made it up the stairs without tripping!! I won’t do anything else embarrassing! At ALL! (for the next 2.4 seconds)

Dear Kristen (my new favorite letters recipient, apparently)-

I’m going on hour 6 of live blogging the MTV Movie awards, I’ve fainted over your fake out kiss with Rob, I’ve eaten too many Sprinkles cupcakes, I kept repeating to myself “he is 17” while looking over my shoulder for Chris Hanson, I’m bleary eyed and tired, but most of all, I’m more excited than I’ve ever been about the New Moon movie (if that’s even possible) and I wanted to say I think I may even start to like you after seeing your total fumble after winning the ‘Best Female Performance’ award…

This is exactly the type of moment you used to read about in that section in Seventeen called “My Most Embarrassing Moments,” and you’d cringe right along with them as they had toilet paper stuck to their shoe or they ran into a locker door as Jimmy, the cute quarterback walked by… but yours is beyond 2nd hand embarrassing and captured for all eternity courtesy of Youtube. I seriously can’t think of a better way you could have handled it and all the while coming off the most real or human you EVER have! Best quote of yours EVER:

“I was just about as awkward as you thought I was going to be, BYE!”

Seriously? So much win right there.

I must be in a sugar coma from the cupcakes cause I’m saying nice things to you… ok though THE HAIR?! Seriously, a headband, a clip, whatever just NEVER wear it down again or I’ll go nuts. Whew, I feel better now.

XOXO your new fake lesbian lover
Themoonisdown

PS HUGE thanks and thumbs up to NewMoonMovie.org for hosting the most rad live blogging event ever, check out all the goodies he already has live, also don’t forget our other live bloggers in crime Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict and Lauren’s Bite! And an even bigger thanks to you all for showing up and squeeeeing with us as we watched the trailer premier and Rob in his maitre d jacket.

Don’t miss the LTR MTV Movie Awards Post!

Take the jump to see more pics and video from the MTV movie awards last night!

Holy gams batman! KStew rocking her hot legs and shiteous converse… oh Kristen…

Uh ohh… Miley and Taylor… OH BUUUURRRRNNN poor Selena! This is gonna be like this generations Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff fued? Who fights over Chad Micheal Murray anyway?! At least Taylor is hot (he is only 17… he is only 17)

Ashley’s pissed cause she’s late for bingo night with the Golden Girls and now they’re gonna miss the early bird special at Luby’s. Kellan took a wrong turn at a truck stop in Des Moines.

No surprise here, Mike Dexter and Ava/Rebecca/Jane Doe show us the meaning of hot sex on a platter

And just back from his audition to play Danny Zuko leader of the T-Birds in Grease… Well it could be Grease lightnin’ You are surpreme, the chicks’ll cream for grease lightin’!!!!

“Oregano, party of ONE your table’s now available at the Olive Garden…”

“OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!!!1!! Seth Rogan is NEVER going to believe this, he really DOES smell like rainbows, jellybeans and babysitters club books!!” – Jonah Hill, newest LTT/LTR Unicorn

I just won an award… can I ask for something? KISS ME!

Alrighty it’s SO late I MUST leave you… but not without a parting gift… in honor of Monday Funnies, if you’re by chance having a bad day… nothing can turn your frown upside down like this:

and if you need to watch it a bazillion more times here it is…

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Wow… just wow… yea we’ll be back with some obligatory commentary on the trailer until then enjoy!!!!!