This is how you found us? Vol. 3

f-a-k-e l-e-s-b-i-a-n-s

Dear LTT-ers and lost Googlers-

April is drawing to a close so it’s once again time to crack into our vaults of search terms. I know, I know! It’s just like (buttcrack) Santa came last night and left us all kinds of fun gifts.  So for the uninitiated, wordpress has this handy dandy feature that shows us every day what terms people google to find us. It’s generally the stuff you’d expect: Rob, Twilight, Filet o Fish (of course!) and for some odd reason Muse is one of our biggest terms, but then there are the othesr! And boy, are they off the wall! So we thought man, this is funny stuff- we really have to share it with everyone… and well here we are again with another round of “THIS IS HOW YOU FOUND US?!”

Top searches:
These are terms people used to find both LTT and LTR

• Adam Brody – be still my heart… our secret secret blog? Yup, that’s right: letterstoadambrody.com

• we were fine. i have not left my boyfriend – is that you Kristen Stewart? Are you trying to tell us something? You can email us, ya know!

• i gotta discuss – WHAT? What do you have to discuss with us?? Maybe you should head to the forum?

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  He loves me... he loves me not

  stephenie meyer +rob pattinson – equals true love 4ever? She wishes! You can stop googling you and Rob’s name Stephenie, it ain’t gonna change anything! Maybe you should read some fanfic instead

• taylor lautner with his mom – Seriously, right?! We love and adore Papa Filet o Fish but what about Mama Lautner? Is she a Mama Yogurt Parfait? Where is she? Cooking Taylor’s eggwhites? So many questions…

• what would taylor lautner want for a birthday gift? – I don’t know, how about a year membership to 24 Hour Fitness? A copy of season one of Wizards of Waverly Place? Or maybe a My Little Pony comb for his beautimus flowing wig?

Check out more crazy Googles after the cut!

I'm only happy when it rains!!

• Pictures of people not smiling – Are you talking about us after seeing THE TUCK or Kristen “Sour Puss” Stewart? Cause if that’s the case then we’ve got TONS of those…

• so will jacob end up with renesmee? – Dude, I don’t know but I  bet Stephenie Meyer knows but isn’t telling. Oh and while you’re talking to her could you tell her to put a move on it with finishing of Midnight Sun?! We’re breaking resolutions because of that!

• kirsten stewart lies? – NOOOO!! this is like saying the skies not blue or the sun doesn’t shine. Say it ain’t so!

• what’s a buttcrack santa? – oh you don’t know Buttcrack Santa?? Ask and ye shall receive… he is only one of the best faux, non canon characters EVER! So much so he has his own catagory here AND is a rank at the forum! And we cry crocodile tears thinking he won’t be in New Moon…

• Carlie Cullen – for whatever it’s worth this is the name Renesmee’s FIRST name should have been. Whatever. I’m not bitter or anything.

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  Amen and Amen

  this is the day that the lord has made – why yes it is and we will rejoice and be glad in it! I can only imagine the look of shock and awe whenever this person clicked over to our site and found out WHY this was a part of Letters to Rob. God knows they were expecting some worship songs or prayer groups and they found us instead. Lord help em… we are good girls I swear! Well… sometimes.

• explain groundhog day – I’m just gonna leave this one to my girl UC. She gots Groundhog Day covered!

• “smelled like” robert pattinson – What does? Snickerdoodles baking in the oven? Unicorns prancing in fields of daisies? Or a heaping pile of hot garbage?

• Stephanie Ritz personal assistant – alright, @FakerStephanieR we know this one was you! If you want us to be your PA all you have to do is ask!

• Robert Pattinson Tucking – aka the day the earth stood still

• robert pattinson pubes – I just threw up in my mouth. The word “pubes” is right up there with the words “panties” and “moist.” UHHHGGG! And PS, you are GROSS!

• Renesme Cullen – SEE, I’m not the only one who can’t spell this correctly!

• Biceps “12 years old” – NOW WHAT THE… don’t make me call Chris Hanson, cause I have him on speed dial 
  

  heh heh heh I'm your creepy uncle...

• little boy model pics– um, friend of creepy uncle? is that you? Or could you be looking for Rob Pattinson BOY MODEL, pictures? Either way… EW.

• “i keep replaying it over and over” rob – I think this is what they call OCD. Like real Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, not the Cullen variety. Make you should seek help…

• rob pattinson and a crazed fan in a dump – The  Pattinson pants girl must have found were we put that hideous creation. PS Rob we’ll meet you out by the dumpster…

So another month… another round of crazy search terms… looking forward to May! Keep ’em coming you whackos!
Themoonisdown

Check out past “This is how you found us?” editions and see what else people have searched for!

PS Searching (heh, get it! I said SEARCHING) for a place to chat to your fellow twihards? Or wanna talk about Rob nonstop? Then get your comment on here and head over to the brand spanking new forum! Oh and don’t forget to check your Personal Messages (PM’s) while you’re there.