Twilight cast member endorsements!
Dear Twilight Stars-
I’ve been thinking about you lately (shocking, I know) and I’ve thought about some ways you can parlay this popularity into cash money in your pockets! You’re seen daily with a variety of products and all without an endorsement deal! And it struck me, you guys need to be spokeswhores for your favorite products! Talk about making a little mad money on the side and all for doing what you normally do!
I’m sure you’re skeptical of attaching your name and likeness to any product so I’ve drafted up a couple proofs to show you the possibilities!
Now Wolves, you guys are a little less known that the main characters currently but together as a group you have more star power, so when I saw these pics…
I knew you’d be the perfect spokesmen for UGG boots! Over the last few years the boots have gone from must have to must only wear at home but with you guys sporting them you can boost the demand for not only the women’s line but the mens! And you’re already doing it, all you have to do is walk around on set, flash a little chest, look whimsical and presto, instant spokeswhores!
I just saw these pictures of you in dracula/goth/vampire shiz for some MTV show and thought, wow you would be the perfect spokeswhore for America’s favorite psuedo parent scaring (except Moon Mom) store in the mall. Goth kids everywhere would weep black smudged tears of relief to see someone who really “gets it.” Cure and Joy Division albums not included.
Follow the cut to see more Twilight spokesperson opportunities
You know how the last few weeks we’ve been talking about how Tweed makes Edward VERY serious? Well after this picture from the movie companion was released I knew the deal was sealed…
Edward Cullen (yes, the fictional character) needs to be the official spokesperson for TWEED!!! His people demand it!
Everyone just thought you were being artsy when you did this shot for Interview magazine, Kristin but little did they know this shoot also could double as your Glad Cling Wrap shoot! You know for keeping all those perishable items fresh…
Fender, if you’ve been wondering what demographic you’ve been missing it’s the illusive TWI MOM demo! These ladies coming to Twicons around the country just might be in the market for a new guitar and Gil’s the perfect man to be your spokeswhore! He’ll tote that thing all over creation as he travels from convention to convention picking up chicks playing his heart out!
So Twilight cast and brands these are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to potential endorsement deals! I hope you’ll think long and hard about which star and which brand would best suit each other. Good luck folks!
Your faithful marketer,
PS so what other cast member and brand would make a fab endorsement partnership?
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Discuss it in the forums!
Don’t forget the Imma contest!
*obviously this is all a product of my over active imagination and these folks don’t endorse any of this shiz! Capish?*
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